40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get six months to a year in most states.

I insert the bottom of the barrel.

**sing your life**

You get a 1/35 Stug by DML.

I insert the thug life!

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the Good Life

I insert a 47/74

**sing your life**

You get a T-34.

I insert the Bolt Action rulebook.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get 47

I insert 74

**lliu**

You receive a Minecraft moderator.

I insert JamesGang's button he pressed ( see thread called Your Last Words...).

**JamesGang**

Why you inserting my buttons?

You receive a puff of skunk in your face.

I insert Snurl's Lacey underwear.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive my blue underwear.

I insert Dynamite.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Napoleon.

I insert some Warp Talons.

**sing your life**

You get another Tiger tank.

I insert Kaptin Badruck

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a space marine.

I insert sing you life.

**lliu**

You get JamesGang's reaction when he pushes the button.

I insert a blessed crozius arcanum

**snurl**

You get some freshly-mined uranium.

I insert a Tiger Zug.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a tiger cub

I insert Type B negative blood for Khorne

**JamesGang**

You receive a shortage of Khorne Bread.

I insert my Saga warlord.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a necron lord

I insert a destroyer

**snurl**

You get a little brother.

I insert a dozen kittens.

**2BlackJack1**

You receive a dozen wild cats, fully grown and with a raven in hunger.

I insert a Gretchin.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a warp portal. It swirls majestically, and a legion of daemons begin to walk forth. The End Of Days is upon us.

I throw a spear into the machine.

**sing your life**

You get the spear thrown back. Directed at your dick.

I insert a Sister of Battle.

**NH Gunsmith**

And get a printed out PDF copy of their next eCodex.

I insert the Inquisition War Trilogy.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a head-cannon.

I insert the contents of my wastebasket.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a Root Beer Float.

I insert a Jelly Bean.

**snurl**

You get valuable coupons.

I insert an old television set.

**Verviedi**

You recieve technological heresy.

I insert a drill.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a 12 fl. oz bottle of chocolate syrup.

I insert a still wrapped birthday gift that almost definitely contains an IG vehicle.

**snurl**

You get a box of chocolate bunnies.

I insert a cigar.

**2BlackJack1**

You get an IOU

I insert a head from Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter'a collection

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive an Enhanced risk of Severe Weather for Texas and Kansas

I insert an Enhanced Risk of severe weather for my hometown tomorrow.

**Verviedi**

You recieve WRAL.

I insert a Bandblade.