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2009/03/03 16:15:12
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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ill start
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2009/03/03 16:17:50
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Serious Squig Herder
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2009/03/03 16:19:11
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/03/03 16:19:47
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Serious Squig Herder
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2009/03/03 16:20:18
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Barpharanges
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2009/03/03 16:21:38
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Serious Squig Herder
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2009/03/03 16:23:09
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/03/03 17:10:47
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2009/03/03 17:13:37
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Dakka Veteran
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there 
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2009/03/03 17:30:58
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/03/03 17:31:48
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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==warning==
This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play:  /    /  too now
cant think of anything intellective, so my quote quotas blank. |
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2009/03/03 17:50:00
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA
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2009/03/03 17:55:19
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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==warning==
This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play: / / too now
cant think of anything intellective, so my quote quotas blank. |
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2009/03/03 18:43:56
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/03/03 18:51:08
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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2009/03/03 18:53:51
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/03/03 18:54:35
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
England
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Followin da great gods Mork and gork. For da waaaagh!!!  |
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2009/03/03 19:09:54
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2009/03/03 19:20:58
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Barpharanges
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2009/03/03 19:26:19
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/03/03 19:32:24
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2009/03/03 23:50:04
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Fixture of Dakka
drinking ale on the ground like russ intended
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2009/03/03 23:52:24
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Wrack Sufferer
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/03/03 23:56:09
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/03/03 23:56:40
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Executing Exarch
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2009/03/04 00:02:29
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Charging Wild Rider
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/03/04 00:03:24
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Pluto
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/03/04 00:54:55
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Killer Klaivex
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/03/04 02:09:18
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/03/04 02:20:28
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Wrack Sufferer
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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