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2009/03/04 02:29:43
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Charging Wild Rider
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/03/04 02:41:14
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2009/03/04 02:50:40
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Executing Exarch
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2009/03/04 02:55:34
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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 -3k Watch my guys die in the tens per turn!
 2k with fancy lava bases!
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2009/03/04 03:04:17
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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2009/03/04 03:48:55
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Killer Klaivex
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/04 03:50:04
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/03/04 04:32:20
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2009/03/04 04:34:33
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Stormin' Stompa
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Odours
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2009/03/04 04:34:59
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2009/03/04 05:26:14
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
Standing right behind you...
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'I once tried to kill the World's Greatest Lover...but then I realized there were laws against suicide,' Sideshow Bob. |
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2009/03/04 05:35:12
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2009/03/04 06:58:10
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
Burnaby, British Columbia
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2009/03/04 06:59:07
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Bacon
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/03/04 07:03:48
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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anomalies
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2009/03/04 07:20:37
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Serious Squig Herder
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2009/03/04 07:55:43
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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confuse
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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2009/03/04 08:01:41
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Dakka Veteran
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there 
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2009/03/04 08:11:52
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” |
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2009/03/04 08:19:04
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Mindless Spore Mine
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2009/03/04 08:38:34
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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2009/03/04 13:05:36
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/03/04 13:06:44
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Dakka Veteran
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
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2009/03/04 15:08:42
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2009/03/04 15:34:14
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Small Wyrm of Slaanesh
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Ooooooh kinky!! 
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2000points
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2009/03/04 15:45:29
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Ring
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/03/04 16:01:27
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/03/04 17:24:44
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/03/04 17:26:12
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play:  /   /  too now
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2009/03/04 17:36:26
Subject: Lets start a one-word story!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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2009/03/04 17:41:16
Subject: Re:Lets start a one-word story!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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