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2016/03/05 23:37:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm generally responsible. Apart from the Nanite Incident.
...Actually that incident completely disqualifies me from being considered responsible in any situation whatsoever.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/05 23:39:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You also have absolutely no sense of personal space.
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2016/03/05 23:53:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[watches the Room grow ever smaller]
I think I left the oven on too.... feth
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/05 23:58:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait, what? Where'd that come from?
I generally stay at least a foot away from you.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/06 00:25:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You used to take my blood samples, drug me, shove me into treatments... [Stares at wall]
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2016/03/06 00:32:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[calls BC on the vox]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 00:34:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..? [Answers] Aren't you meant to be out enjoying yourself? We haven't caused a fire yet.
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2016/03/06 00:43:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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We are, I just wanted to ask you if you could shut the oven off in the kitchen. I left it on by accident and forgot to turn it off, so I was wondering if you could do it
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 01:03:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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What kitchen? This is a room with no doors or windows.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/03/06 01:10:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wanders into kitchen] I don't see anything in the oven? Ooh hello. You're new. [Sound of someone playing around with a toaster handle]
..oven. Oven. No, it's empty and cold?
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2016/03/06 01:12:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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New? I remember being here ten thousand years ago... when I had meaty bits still attached to my body
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/03/06 01:14:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Notices TS]
...You aged rapidly.
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2016/03/06 01:16:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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(Random green blur falls from ceiling)
Nuffin to see ere...
(Begins raiding the bar, moving real sneaky like.)
Oi where is da squig beer?
(Suddenly, realizing that he is not being "sneaky" and that the whole room was staring at him... The Ork pulls out a bucket of purple paint and dumps it over his head. And like that the Ork was gone...)
OOC: so glad to see this thread still going!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/03/06 01:17:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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This room exists in the Warp... you all aged slowly
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/03/06 01:18:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 zombiekila707 wrote:(Random green blur falls from ceiling)
Nuffin to see ere...
(Begins raiding the bar, moving real sneaky like.)
Oi where is da squig beer?
(Suddenly, realizing that he is not being "sneaky" and that the whole room was staring at him... The Ork pulls out a bucket of purple paint and dumps it over his head. And like that the Ork was gone...)
OOC: so glad to see this thread still going!
OOC: Good to see you back. I'm determined to keep this thread going as long as I can
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 02:53:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks in confusion at the purple Ork] I'm either too sober, or dreaming.
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2016/03/06 02:58:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[crashes through the wall]
WHERE IZ DAT SNEAKY GIT?!??!! I'LL RIP IS' ARMS OFF AND BEAT IM' WIF EM!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 03:07:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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More Orks? [Looks anxious] My uncle Yarrick doesn't know about this, I hope. It sets him off something fierce...
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2016/03/06 03:22:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[starts smashing random items and overturning things while looking for ZK]
COME OUT COME OUT YA SNEAKY GIT! I PROMISE I'M ONLY GONNA RIP OUT YER SPINE AND BEAT YA WIF IT!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/06 03:23:12
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 03:29:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Only when necessary! Would you like to forget all of the procedures I've used to save your life?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/06 03:34:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Steps from shadows behind BC and places hand over his mouth] Shh... [Watches WK]
[Sighs] Not the one... Damn informant led me here on a fool's errand. Ork is Ork though, still worth pursui- Did you just lick my fingers?
[Audibly slaps BC and knocks him off his seat to the floor] Get yourself in check before I have you flogged for deviancy, family or no. [Kicks him in the stomach]
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2016/03/06 03:35:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[still smashing things, completely oblivious of BC]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 03:37:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Well Yarrick, welcome back. I see you have changed since we last saw each other.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/03/06 03:47:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Kroot. [Nods curtly] How long has it been? Damn warp travel, it must be... Thirty... Years? You look much similar though. [Sniffs] And still smell of herbalism.
[Looks down at BC] Oh stop whimpering, I barely bruised you. [Without looking down, offers human hand to him]
[Starts tracking WK with bale eye and aiming]
[BC grips Yarrick's hand and sniffles] [Pulls him up]
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2016/03/06 03:48:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[still ignoring BC entirely]
[kustom force field blinks to life]
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 03:56:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Steps in front of WK] Who are you looking for Ork? Wait, I remember you. [Aims klaw] You and your- You can let go now. [Swats BC away tiredly]
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2016/03/06 04:04:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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[bats BC across the room with mega armored arm and then continues searching]
FETH OFF YA LOUSY RUNT! I'M LOOKIN FER DAT SNEAKY GIT! DAT KOMMANDO! HE TOOK MY AMMO SQUIG!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/06 04:04:18
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/03/06 04:06:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Leads BC to a comfy couch and sits him down*
*Gives him painkillers, tea, and a few bagels*
Excellent. Seems that time is self-repairing. Is Armageddon secure?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/03/06 04:10:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Catches klaw on WK's belt and stays put] Be glad I don't have time for your nonsense. If you mean the one covered in paint under the coffee table, be my guest.
[Releases grip and turns to Verviedi] What do you know if Armageddon? [Narrows eye] Speak quickly.
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2016/03/06 07:48:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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(Appears next to War kitten)
whoz wez looken for boss?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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