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Welcome to third platoon Sergeant Taveth, perhaps you would be so kind as to help Cheslav with the dummy construction. And by perhaps, I mean do it now before he blows something up (A massive explosion is seen in the distance). To late, CHESLAV WHAT DID YOU DO!!! Sergeant, fetch me an artillery officer!

Sir, you may want to watch where you step, I saw him trying to make a yellow brick road out of plastic explosives *runs off to grab an artillery officer, as well as an EOD team after some thinking a medic team as well*

Honest... It wasn't me.... It was FPS Russia....
ok... made it, but I didn't shoot it. It was the Orks

Damnit we probably couldve used that, Dark Eldar love running on the crap.

Which orks?! Where did they go!? Why were you making a yellow brick road out off explosives!?! Who is FPS Russia!?!!!?!!

Read loner's story idea for the orks, I was not making a yellow brick road out of explosives, as the are white in colour, and fps russia is a notorious explosive/firearms expert from the valhallans

I already read the story, in fact I posted there, I was asking so that I could pursue them and kill them, not because I didn't know orks were around. Also what the heck is a valhallan demolitions expert doing here? Get him out of here before he blows something else up! As for that road you were making, you must now eat it, if you refuse to then I will have this officer here fire you out of his artillery piece.

Thank the Emperor for being a noncom, I can give a private the job of mucking up the inevitable mess.

Yes being high up on the chain of command is quite nice. You do well, and I'll make sure you get even higher up, sound good?

Lyzin Locrian wrote:Yes being high up on the chain of command is quite nice. You do well, and I'll make sure you get even higher up, sound good?

Dont expect much asskissing

Don't like ass kissing, wasn't what I was asking for, just fight hard and stay loyal, that's all I want.

the valhallan isn't here, I was referencing him because it is what he would do, so I was blaming it on him.

Then your to blame. So drop and give me push ups untill you pass out! When you wake up, you can finish eating your road of explosives!

But sir, we are under attack by orks!
and it was a metaphorical road of explosives.

You know, laying bricks next to an empty case of plastic explosives isnt the smartest idea

Cheslav your imagining things, we are not under attack by orks, we are in our base discussing what the hell happened here, no ork force could make it here, they would have to move through our entire front line to do that, don't you think we would have noticed something like that?

O.o you've all been using explosives without me :(

*starts throwing demo charges*

I'm the bomb-expert here. *holding two detonators*

Ah hell....hopefully we wont need the charges

Stop blowing things up! You're wasteing all of our explosives! We need those to kill xenos and such! Next person who blows something up will be sentenced to 3 monthes of latrine duty, useing only their tongue!

*stares*

Lyzin Locrian wrote:Stop blowing things up! You're wasteing all of our explosives! We need those to kill xenos and such! Next person who blows something up will be sentenced to 3 monthes of latrine duty, useing only their tongue!

*blows up the latrine*

Emperor damned stormtroopers.....

I saved ya!

Just because you dragged my ass to a medicae after accidentally blowing a hole in my guts doesnt mean I like the idea of having to wade through deffication to get to the lines....


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Though I do still owe you the beer I promised

Wardragoon wrote:Emperor damned stormtroopers.....

thats us!

Wardragoon, welcome and I've got a model for you.
I'll post a picture of him as soon as I find the camera.
However, he looks like a 2th edition Cadian sergeant.
http://www.bobnbootzmodels.co.uk/acatalog/info_77.html

how's larry coming along?

loner wrote:Wardragoon, I'll post a picture of him as soon as I find the camera.
However, he looks like a 2th edition Cadian sergeant.
http://www.bobnbootzmodels.co.uk/acatalog/info_77.html

Cool, and greetings op

loner wrote:Also on a side note, have you picked your model yet?

Sorry, I've been away, where can I do this?

loner wrote:As for the new meltagunners, I got these three models for you.
I'll leave it up to you which ones you want.
The valhallan style guy, still needs to be painted.

This was on page 7.
You can choose which one you want, the others haven't replied, yet.