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Could I have the middle one please? Thanks very much!

*Stares at what was once the latrine* You just made your job a lot harder, now you have to clean the entire camp, with your tongue.

Our regimental commander, major Falkenhorst came by.

The following scene happened:



Now, this is the reason that we aren't allowed any explosive stuff in our company, anymore.

I wonder what you guys will do next, use prometium to set things on fire?...

Now for Samuel Linius, you just 'volunteered' for target practice. We have new recruits arriving...
It's your job to hold this sign in front of you and then tell the recruits if they have hit the target. They remain upon the range untill all of them have hit the target atleast three times.
You want to know what the target is? Your helmet... No that's too big...

Take these apples, hold them in front of you and tell the recruits if they have hit the target or not.

Quick! Hide the promethium!

what O.o we arn't allowed explosives?

but how can I do my job without explosives :(

I'm the Star of Terra, I need bombs to keep my status ^.^

i thought you were a sniper...

no that's in 222nd catachan regimant

oh...

ye

Now, Id love to get some new recruits ^^
Anyways, please, dont shoot in my head, will you..

thenoobbomb wrote:Now, Id love to get some new recruits ^^
Anyways, please, dont shoot in my head, will you..

Don't worry. Shooting you in the head would be too easy...
They use a new kind of lasgun, that is used for crowd control.
It's called a "tazer", it will release an electric charge and temporarly disable you.
That way, the recruits can easily tell if they have hit or not.
If they have hit, you still stand, if they don't, you lay on the ground...

Any volunteers willing to help?



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I wont call for reinforcements next time!

but we need more soldiers really ^.^

We are in desperate need of recruits, especialy third platoon, we never get that many.

Indeed, they currently have the lifespan of lemmings

Wardragoon wrote:Indeed, they currently have the lifespan of lemmings

True, but I'd rather have 10 people that enjoy what they do and regularly come back then 100 people that never return...

So you would rather have zombies then living people, how disturbing all kidding aside I do agree with you

Still if anyone else knows brilliant ways to draw in more recruits, please do tell us...

We can hand out explosive candies?

I think the privates are already doing that...

DO you happen to have a sergeant position that I could fill? Name is Kracken.

There are two Sergeant positions open currently, one in the second autocannon squad, and another in third platoon. The one in third platoon is female though, but you may by able to arrange something with loner if you don't want to be a girl.

Put me down for the autocannon squad Sergeant. Sgt. Kracken Reporting.

Commisar Wolfie wrote:Put me down for the autocannon squad Sergeant. Sgt. Kracken Reporting.

It's good to have you with us.
I'll look for a picture of your miniature and post it once I found it.
(Do you mind running around with a huge metal arm?)

Welcome, Sgt. Kracken.

Welcome, Sergeant Kracken.

Is this good enough?

lol robo-cop

Fear the robo-cop..

that's a cool mini ^^ and welcome Sgt. Kracken

That'll work just fine for me. I gotta chainsaw arm Im happy with that. Just makes going to the bathroom tricky.

It's good to have you with us.
If you want you can add a bit about your character in this thread:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/378693.page
Or you can have a chat in the regimental log:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/372298.page