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2012/05/10 13:41:08
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Drone without a Controller
Chicago. Also space. Depending on my mood.
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An extra pair of pants.
I seem to have soiled mine.
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Regarding Tau, If I may recommend tactics to you...
Battlesuits EVERWHERE
failing that A Grey Knights codex and two boxes of Terminators
- Anonymous on how to play Tau.
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2012/05/10 13:52:40
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Wing Commander
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I would bring that little furry guy Gizmo from the the Gremlin movies. Feed him after midnight and watch the galaxy become overrun in a new, even more halarious green tide.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/05/10 13:53:04
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2012/05/10 14:13:59
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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The entire mebership of dakka, with enough dakka dakka guns to go around!
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/05/10 14:24:40
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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necrovamp wrote:The entire mebership of dakka, with enough dakka dakka guns to go around!
This. We'll cheese and meta them to death! 
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2012/05/11 14:15:46
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Wing Commander
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I would rather a bunch of half assed PDF troops over you lot.
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2012/05/11 15:07:06
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Private_Joker wrote:I would rather a bunch of half assed PDF troops over you lot.
But... Why would you say that, Bro?
Why?
I'm hurt...
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/11 15:17:04
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Man O' War
Nosey, ain't ya?
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But unlike the PDF, the DAKKA troops wouldn't be killed to a man in 30 seconds
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I have dug my grave in this place and I will triumph or I will die!
Proud member of the I won with Zerkova club
Advocate of 'Jack heavy Khador. |
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2012/05/11 15:27:19
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Wing Commander
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You're probably right, fluff armour and all. Fine I shall take you all under my wing, but if I hear any whining I will turn this train around!
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2012/05/11 15:27:44
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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"Infantry wins firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars."
Artillery? It's basic calculus.
I'll kill them with math.
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Vampire Counts: 1000 points? Maybe? Either way... Welcome to the Jungle  |
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2012/05/11 15:30:58
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Wing Commander
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But they have more artillery than you... ALOT more.
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2012/05/11 15:40:18
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Private_Joker wrote:You're probably right, fluff armour and all. Fine I shall take you all under my wing, but if I hear any whining I will turn this train around!
Why, sir! You appear to have illegally commandeered my locomotive! I am frankly shocked and appalled!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/11 15:48:30
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Wing Commander
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You don't know how to handle all that train...
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2012/05/11 16:16:25
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I believe you shall find that I have more experience in Locomotive operation in my right foot than in your entire mortal frame, you rapscallion!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/11 16:42:45
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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So we're going to war in a train now?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/05/11 16:47:06
Subject: Re:You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Seems like it...
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2012/05/11 18:08:20
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Stormin' Stompa
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Yipyioh wrote:"Infantry wins firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars."
Artillery? It's basic calculus.
I'll kill them with math.
"if numbers won wars, it would be the mathematicians ruling the kingdom".
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2012/05/11 18:18:07
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Executing Exarch
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Private_Joker wrote:You don't know how to handle all that train...
That's not what she said! 
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2012/05/11 20:16:31
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Fixture of Dakka
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necrovamp wrote:So we're going to war in a train now?
Indeed! We shall eviscerate the foe in a hail of lead and smoke! Our locomotive shall break through their ranks not unlike a keen dagger through a silken sheet!
With the power of Dakka, we shall smite them with the burning hatred of a thousand stars! They shall be torn in twain!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/11 20:35:31
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Perfect Shot Black Templar Predator Pilot
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Classic lightsaber that shoots Chuck Norris Grenadier Guardsmen. Classic.
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2012/05/12 00:25:20
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Thunder Hammer, provided I have the strength to lift the damned thing.
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purplefood wrote:Dante wears nipple armour and thus is exculded from coolness competitions.
Chaos - The Scholars - 1 Wins, 0 Draws, 2 Losses
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 2000pts - The Scholars |
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2012/05/12 00:51:28
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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Ok, so i'd take the dakka crew in thier war train.....STEAM TO VICTORY!
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/05/12 19:25:52
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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Matt Ward.
No one would dare attack the planet he was on in case he survived and subsequently made up some random unfluffy bullsh*t about what happened which was then printed and distributed to the rest of the galaxy and taken as 'fact'.
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2012/05/12 19:30:25
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Camouflaged Ariadna Scout
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'I WIN' button
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2012/05/12 20:12:59
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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The best joke in the world.
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/05/12 20:22:40
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Me, Myself and my Hand Puppet.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/05/12 21:06:30
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Ye Olde North State
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necrovamp wrote:The best joke in the world.
But.. you'd have to yell it in a ton of different langauges.. And how does one tell a joke in tyranid?
Exalted all the same.
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grendel083 wrote:"Dis is Oddboy to BigBird, come in over."
"BigBird 'ere, go ahead, over."
"WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! over"
"Copy 'dat, WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! DAKKADAKKA!!... over"
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2012/05/12 21:13:39
Subject: Re:You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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A book of witty one liners.
There will be many oppurtunities for them in the battles to come.
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2012/05/12 21:37:46
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Pious Warrior Priest
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loota boy wrote:necrovamp wrote:The best joke in the world.
But.. you'd have to yell it in a ton of different langauges.. And how does one tell a joke in tyranid?
Exalted all the same.
A flaw in my plan.....Anyone speak Tyranid?
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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2012/05/13 00:16:54
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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My trusty Bolt Pistol and a lifetime supply of Cup-a-noodles!
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/05/13 00:23:43
Subject: You vs. The Galaxy. What do you bring?
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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Invincibility potions.
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 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:Cue all the people saying "This is the last straw! Now I'm only going to buy a little bit every now and then!"
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