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2013/04/09 16:28:27
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/13 21:20:19
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Lurking Gaunt
Your childhood.
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Touch a child and announce, "I'm lovin' it".
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2013/04/14 02:55:29
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Bleed...bleed EVERYWHERE!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/14 04:03:17
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Use the restaurant as a stage for the Phantom of the Opera.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/14 04:17:23
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Wraith
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Has anyone said "taking a poo in the deep fat fryer"? If so, then how about diving behind the counter, stripping naked, covering yourself in secret sauce, and commandeering the intercom and announcing to the entire restaurant that you are Lord Big Mac and that they are to pay you a tithe of chicken nuggets every fortnight.
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2013/04/14 10:44:00
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Kidnap the Ronald McDonald statue. If anyone asks why, just announce "I'm lovin' him".
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/04/14 14:13:33
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Burn the store down, then leave a sign saying "*NAME* was here".
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/14 14:31:24
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Kidnap the store...
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/04/14 14:37:13
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Dress up like a Dark Eldar Archon, enter the store, spread your arms wide, and say "Ladies, it is this BIG. Point to a hole for it or I shall make one for it."
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/14 17:43:36
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Dress up as Gendo, take a seat behind the counter, do the infamous Gendo pose, and refuse to move.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/04/14 18:59:23
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Barpharanges
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Carry a shotgun into the store, jump on the counter and announce;
"This is my boomstick!"
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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2013/05/07 04:59:24
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Gunblaze West
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Come in with a portable stove and sell 25 cent burgers to everyone in the restaurant, dont forget to bring condiments and buns............
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 Kilkrazy wrote:We moderators often make unwise decisions on Friday afternoons.
 kestril wrote: Page 1: New guard topic
Page 2: FW debate
Page 3: Ailaros and Peregrine fight. TO THE DEATH
I swear I think those two have a hate-crush on each other sometimes.
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2013/05/25 04:47:15
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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1. Submit application
2. Get Job at McDonalds
3. Work really hard for about a year.
4. Arrange for the manager to have an accident, or secretly place NSFW material on his person to get him fired.
5. Promotion!
6. Formally announce that you are banning yourself from McDonalds, and should never be let anywhere near it, or little children,
7. ????
8. Profit!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/05/25 07:49:48
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Walk into a McDonalds, dressed head to toe like a barbarian warrior, complete with a sword and a banner on your back with the Burger King logo and declare;
"By right of plunder my lord the King of Burger demands the head of Ronald McDonald with a side of fries!"
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2013/05/28 23:10:58
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Dress up as an Ork and run around yelling WAAAAAGH!!
When they ask you to leave threaten to sue them for being racist against Greenskins
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2013/07/08 19:16:13
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Bluhd for da bluhd god!!!!!
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2013/07/23 13:44:19
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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Take up arms and declare holy war against the infidels whom sells such horrid food! Then proceed to slay eevryone inside with a longsword while dressed as a knigth templar
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2013/07/23 20:33:01
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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yes
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2013/07/24 08:40:32
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/07/25 13:30:20
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Use a grenade launcher to 'open' the door.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/07/25 20:04:27
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Rig the speakers to play "One Winged Angel" at ludicrous volume, then burst in through the door with a nodachi and demand a salad.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/28 12:39:36
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Most of that's fine, but you'd probably be removed for requesting something healthy.
Eat the floor tiles. Ask for ketchup with them.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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2013/08/02 03:09:11
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Do the butt-dragging thing that dogs do across the entire restaurant repeatedly, telling those nearby that you have worms from eating too much McDonald's.
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2013/08/02 03:22:55
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Summon a demon on the premises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/08/02 05:44:07
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Drag a dead kangaroo inside and loudly announce that you have a meat delivery for the kitchen.
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2013/08/02 18:55:03
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Dress as Rainspider from Desert Punk, leap atop the counter, brandish a shotgun above your head and declare "There's a party in my pants, and EVERYONE'S INVITED!"
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/08/02 19:37:53
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Doc Brown
The Bleak Land of Gehenna (a.k.a Kentucky)
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Grab a toddler and brandish it about, claiming that it is a disguised WMD and that McDonald's funds terrorism.
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2013/08/02 20:13:23
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Wear the still bloody skin of a cow and reply to the teller, "I am ready for my transformation, Master. I wish to be the ten billionth sold, as you promised of my people."
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2013/08/03 09:59:32
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Cosplay as Doomrider, drive into the store, and shout "I DO COCAINE!"
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/08/07 07:44:38
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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True story for a drunken friend, this one, though she didn't get banned from it. Waltz into a McDonalds from before the time they sold onion rings - ok, stagger, more accurately. Lean on the counter and ask for onion rings. When told they don't do them...
"WWWWWWHAT?! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONION RINGS? YOU'RE LYING! YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SELL ME THEM! GIVE ME MY F*$%ING ONION RINGS!!"
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