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2013/02/10 20:16:45
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Lethal Lhamean
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Then start burning everyone.
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2013/02/10 23:50:14
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Tar pigs, cows, fish, and chickens, light them, and then stampede them into the doors of the establishment. Catapult those unable to go further than 5ft on their own. Bonus points for making it between the arches.
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2013/02/15 15:58:32
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Chop down the McDonald's sign at night, and erect a Burger King sign in it's place, leaving a note declaring yourself the perpetrator behind.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/02/15 17:03:31
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Start advertising a new beef in beef burger.
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2013/02/17 00:41:04
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Eat a burger, become physically ill in front of everyone, have your friends carry you to the bathroom, apply makeup and a change of haggard clothing, then storm the establishment as a horde of bloody zombies.
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2013/02/19 23:05:53
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Have a cute female friend cosplay as Ika Musume, have her break through the windows, and leap on top of the table, declaring that the Inkvasion is at hand and that humanity will bow before their new squid overlords, de geso.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/02/23 04:58:39
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Ask for a horse burger at the counter, then change your mind and get a beef burger, justifying your action by saying "They're just the same, right?"
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2013/02/23 12:15:27
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Order a macho burrito, cinammon crisps, and a pepsi.
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2013/02/24 06:25:43
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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Rig the drink fountain to explode whenever a person presses the button.
Stuff bacon in the hand dryer
order all of their most expensive food, then rape it.
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  The Black Hand
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2013/02/24 19:31:38
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Put several ketchup packets on the counter, then whack them real hard with a tray.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/02/24 20:15:54
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Invite the Angry Marines. Nevermind. One does not invite them.
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2013/02/25 01:52:38
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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Enact live action scenes from texas chainsaw massacre with the employees.
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The Black Hand
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2013/02/28 05:11:18
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fighter Ace
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Ask for a coke at the drive thru and when you get it, throw it in the servers face.
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2013/02/28 05:18:28
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Dress up like a ministorum priest. But instead of extolling the virtues of the emperor, preach the goodness of Burger King to the people of McDonalds all the while condemning the "False Clown" and his lapdogs.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2013/02/28 13:22:11
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Search 'Blue waffle' on the internet print out 100 copies, then stick them around the place then watch.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/02/28 13:35:01
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Release the hounds.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/02/28 19:28:16
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Drop the Bass into the deep fat frier.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/02/28 20:42:33
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Mop the floor, induce mass shock therapy with a fork stuck into an outlet.
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2013/03/11 15:24:19
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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sacrifice the manager and dance around his decapitated carcass whilst swinging his head around covering every customer with viscera and blood.
then order some fries and take them back saying that they are cold. if they try to refuse then point at the pile of limbs in the corner and smile creepily at them
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2000pts IG. ( based on fallout US Army)
3000pts XIIth Legiones Astartes 8th Assault Company. (Pre heresy)
never in the field of human conflict, has so much been fired at so many, by so few.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please leave your message after the tone...
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2013/03/13 01:19:01
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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Walk in nonchalantly punch a hole in all of the ceiling pannels, leave.
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The Black Hand
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2013/03/13 01:28:54
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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play a very loud and noisy apocalypse game of 40k on a few tables, and ask your food to be brought out to you. Yell at them when they try to put the tray on the table or models, and say you won't allow them to put your food on the floor either!
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DC:80+S+++GM+B++IPw40k08++D++A+++/hWD346R++T(M)DM+ Successful trades with Tweems, Polonius, Porkuslime, Mark94656, TheCupcakeCowboy, MarshalMathis, and Hahnjoelo
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2013/03/14 03:12:50
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Invite PETA to hold a rally inside the McDonalds and tell them the manager is holding pitbull and cock fights in the basement.
Insist they free them by any means necessary.
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2013/03/22 13:59:12
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Release lots of cockroaches in the premises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/03/22 14:10:11
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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. . . and let them reproduce with the ones already there.
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2013/04/02 06:11:56
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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do everything with mannequin arms in the restaurant.
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The Black Hand
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2013/04/08 05:40:33
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Demand to be banned at gun point.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/09 01:46:32
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Dress up like a Nazi officer, and start shouting "Heil Hitler!" on the premises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/09 03:20:46
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Start tearing down all the window advertisements while yelling "LIES!"
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/09 11:49:00
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Walk in naked and order a meal when staff try to tell you that you are naked reply that your clothes are 'invisible'.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/09 13:43:39
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Start screaming "IT'S PEOPLE! THE STRAWBERRY MCFLURRY IS PEOPLE!"
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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