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2009/05/20 10:01:39
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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2009/05/20 10:03:52
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Wait so they are building it to keep out the rest of America?
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/20 10:06:53
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Killer Klaivex
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No, the rest of America built it to keep out the Texans.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/20 10:08:33
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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lol,that is rather strange.Like in one of the old GTA's were a politician wants Florida to dig itself free of America and float to sea.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/20 10:20:46
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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(psst, the Onion is a joke)
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2009/05/20 10:24:17
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:(psst, the Onion is a joke)
Don't tell them, you'll spoilt all the fun!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/20 10:24:43
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2009/05/20 10:45:49
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
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Ha! saw this earlier. God the Onion never disappoints. 
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2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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2009/05/20 12:17:27
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I wonder how many militia guys are going berserk high fiving themselves? Oh wait they don't read the Onion. Darn.
Wouldn't mind a barrier between the US and California though, if we could wall out their mortgage defaults, unemployment, budget deficit, and most importantly, politicians.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/20 12:20:07
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 12:46:24
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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my god who is that then ?
our effort..
..and she's never been married !
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/05/20 12:47:34
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Nancy Peolsi, Speaker of the House and 3rd in line for the Presidency.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 12:57:19
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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..... .... that... .... could....
nah.
..When did you guys start allowing the Undead to run for office ?
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/05/20 13:03:36
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 13:11:00
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Who started that meme anyway ?
and.... just for you Frazz
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/05/20 13:17:01
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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None of you're nations politicians can be as bad as that man.
Jacob Zuma current ANC president and president of our country,he was almost convicted on freud charges,has a platinum selling album and said that AIDs can be washed away with a shower.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/20 18:14:59
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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Deff Dread red Edition wrote:...he was almost convicted on freud charges...
That is highly disturbing.
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2009/05/20 19:02:57
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I don't need Texas! Kansas City has better BBQ anyway.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/05/20 19:15:36
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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'Of course you realize, this means war...'
-Bugs Bunny, our hero and spiritual leader.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 19:20:59
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Sir, I disagree. Nothing compares to sauceless BBQ.
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2009/05/20 19:22:56
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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What is the blasphemy you speak of?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 19:41:26
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Tyler, TX, Stanley's BBQ. Meat cooked so tasty that you don't need sauce.
Central Texas style BBQ doesn't use sauce.
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2009/05/20 19:45:34
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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It would be kind of nice if texas did secede. That way we could wait a few months for their economy and governmental system to crumble as sectarian warfare took over with millions of refugees fleeing a state that in reality is little more than a giant desert that was terraformed.
Then we could "liberate" them. It would be like Iraq, only funny and ironic.
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2009/05/20 19:47:38
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Wait what no sauce?
I agree that this is madness,no wait maybe,THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
(oh and about the "freud" thing I mean't fraud,sorry I was sleepy when posting.A very bad combo!!!)
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/20 20:10:44
Subject: Re:Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I require sauce on my BBQ. Going to get some now.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/05/20 20:14:40
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I haven't noticed a lack of sauce in central Texas. We may be thinking of the same thing but using different terms. Now I have been to many a joint where you apply your own sauce as and if desired, but the indiscriminate use of sauce always reaches nuke strike levels on my plate regardless.
Shuma, in the immortal words of Chevy Chase:
"Jane you ignorant slut."
Texas actually has an economy right now with one of the lowest unemployment rates in the nation. Compared to the Northeast, West Coast, and Michigan we are a job paradise. Plus, it doesn't have a billion dollar deficit larger than most most nations.
How's your state doing?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 20:19:54
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Texas actually has an economy right now with one of the lowest unemployment rates in the nation. Compared to the Northeast, West Coast, and Michigan we are a job paradise. Plus, it doesn't have a billion dollar deficit larger than most most nations.
And if you think it would stay that way post secession then your deluded.
How's your state doing?
I live in maine. We haven't had an economy since 1970.
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2009/05/20 20:24:13
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Actually it would likely improve, freed from the oppression of a 3 trillion dollar budget with attendant deficit. Texas Lone Star Dollars would be look pretty good in about a year vs. your worthless Yankee notes.
But I digress.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 20:26:22
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Frazzled wrote:Actually it would likely improve, freed from the oppression of a 3 trillion dollar budget with attendant deficit. Texas Lone Star Dollars would be look pretty good in about a year vs. your worthless Yankee notes.
But I digress.
No wai. Every major business in texas is a global business and it has few successful manufacturing or natural resource ventures outside of oil. Lets see how well you do when all the military bases dissapear.
Also the bombing. Can't forget the bombing.
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2009/05/20 20:30:45
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Other than deep sea marine, agriculture, technology, and aerospace you're almost completely right. We even make cars here. How about you?
Still beats a state with, er, no business to speak of.
Remember you sir started this.
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/05/20 20:52:51
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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Texas has no state income tax. I'm sure that would change. And if you think the IRS is bad, imagine the IRS with mirrored sunglasses, ten-gallon hats, cowboy boots, and sidearms.
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2009/05/20 21:02:16
Subject: Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Mirror shades are cool.
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