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2009/06/26 00:57:09
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Killer Klaivex
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I have played some games that made me want to tear my spine out and hang myself with it. Whether it's bad design, graphics, or gameplay, I'll be nerdraging violently.
Resident Evil: Outbreak. Ugh. What kind of gak is this, Capcom? Online play with no microphones? Nigh-unkillable enemies? Brain-dead AI teammates? feth you.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/26 01:00:02
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/06/26 01:02:11
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Battleship Captain
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Scarface.
RE5.(Splitscreen on a very small tv. Hard to keep track of enemies.)
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2009/06/26 17:46:06
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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aquaman and the fight for atlantis
any zombie game after 2005.
any star wars games that conatains the words "the clone wars" in the title
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/26 17:50:00
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Superman 64, I still hate you grandma.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/06/26 20:31:02
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Scarface.
RE5.(Splitscreen on a very small tv. Hard to keep track of enemies.)
Scarface was a brilliant game! A tad hard and the combat system a bit clunky at times but on the whole really good.
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2009/06/26 20:32:50
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Scarface.
RE5.(Splitscreen on a very small tv. Hard to keep track of enemies.)
so your tv is bad and not the game
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2009/06/26 21:24:59
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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The correct answer is Pac-Man for the Atari 2600.
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2009/06/26 22:56:16
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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E.T.
alsmost most people will agree on that.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/27 00:20:14
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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garret wrote:E.T.
alsmost most people will agree on that.
I for one second that.
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2009/06/27 00:42:21
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Martial Arts Fiday
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raiders of the Lost Ark on Atari 2600...what was I supposed to be doing again? Can we just play Pitfall some more?
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2009/06/27 08:29:39
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Thanks to that link I just lost 4 hours of my life, and now I know things that I can't remember I know..... stupid tropes.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/06/27 09:19:40
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Fixture of Dakka
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Nurgleboy77 wrote:raiders of the Lost Ark on Atari 2600...what was I supposed to be doing again?
What? How can you not like falling down some weird pit on like the 5th screen EVERY time you play it... /sarcasm
Honestly, I was in super denial with this game. Each time I tried it, I was 'Its gonna be different, Its gonna be different'... but it would end up the same with me getting stuck in one screen and dying... I don't remember the exact details... I THINK it was a pit... there might have been snakes involved.
Oh how I wanted to believe in you ROTLA.
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2009/06/27 13:00:46
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Killer Klaivex
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Just started playing The Force Unleashed.
Dear God, I've never played anything this fething hard. The bosses can throw you around and beat you to death with flying rocks in a matter of seconds. I thought the PS2 version would be easier...
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/27 19:36:41
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Gun, when the horses where walking/running you could see them glide a few inches above the grass 
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True Evil Never Dies!!
There is no escape from chaos, it marks us all 
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2009/06/27 19:52:54
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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cheese it may be hard but it has a great story.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/27 21:26:30
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Ghouls'n'Ghosts (hell, any in that series).
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2009/06/28 17:03:16
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Despised Traitorous Cultist
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Gun is immense!
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Im kinda like han solo always stroking my own wookie.  |
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2009/06/28 23:42:39
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Gun is one of the few games... in fact the only game I've ever taken back to the store. Horrid horrid waste of time.
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2009/06/29 00:39:52
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Ahtman wrote:Ghouls'n'Ghosts (hell, any in that series).
I meant to list this as a hard game, not as a horrible game. 
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2009/06/29 00:54:39
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Too Human just ugh
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/29 00:55:16
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2009/06/29 01:32:07
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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bite your tongue!!!!! that was a great game.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/29 02:27:04
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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ouch my tongue  i did't like it but everyone is entitlted thier opinon
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/29 02:27:23
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2009/06/29 03:46:27
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I never finished the first Halo. Okay, laugh and get it out of your system. It was the part where you're supposed to steal a skimmer and get up a pyramid while under constant fire. It's like playing a pinball machine, but instead of flipping the flippers, you're the ball!!! Feth XBOX!!! 
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/06/29 04:38:11
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Madrak Ironhide
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Oops.
Reading through the posts, I thought this was a thread about difficult games.
I dunno about worst. I'm too busy to play bad games.
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2009/06/29 05:54:19
Subject: Re:Worst video games EVER
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Soldner was a waste of money
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/06/29 06:01:48
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Killer Klaivex
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Oh, and Just Cause. Dull, dull, dull, oh God it was dull. Not to mention it looked ugly as sin on the PS2 and was basically Grand Theft Auto: Vice Cuba.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/29 19:38:25
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Just started playing The Force Unleashed.
Dear God, I've never played anything this fething hard. The bosses can throw you around and beat you to death with flying rocks in a matter of seconds. I thought the PS2 version would be easier...
what the bosses are easy, the only hard/annoying part of the game was when you needed to pull down the star destroyer
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2009/06/29 19:48:23
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Army Men that game was so boring!!!!!!!!!!
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted),  FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/06/29 20:24:39
Subject: Worst video games EVER
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Gundam Crossfire. It didn't even burn well.
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