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I roundhouse kick you off the hill.

Mu hill.

I fill the top level of the caverns with TNT, and detonate it. Then I move into my new flat-top hill, and watch as Sing your life goes flying into orbit.

Whilst in orbit I drop debris from space on you, blowing the hill apart.

God rodded hill.

I slowly collect every atom of the fractured hill, and rebuild it. Then, using a bolt of lightning as an energy source, I restore life to it's lifeless hulk. When the smoke clears, a primordial thump is administered with a jackhammer. Tense moments tick by, then eureka! It lives! Its ALIVE! And, its MY HILL.

I trip Snurl and push him off of the Hill, and I watch as he falls to the bottom of the Hill and into a bottomless chasm. I then claim.

My Hill

**begins climbing**

*plots revenge*

I cover the hill with oil so you can't climb.

Slippy hill.

I trip SYL and then push him off the Hill as well, where he collides with Snurl, sending them both tumbling. I continue to rule.

My Hill

I pour thousands of tones of concrete over top of the hill. When it hardens, I move in on top of MY (quick-drying) Hill.

I use vibrations to shatter the concrete.

400 decibel hill.

After being freed from the concrete I use my air-bending powers to throw SYL off of the Hill.

My Hill

My snipers take you out. My Hill.

I ascend the hill and deploy an anti-sniper screen.

Protected hill.

I sneak up the Hill under cover of darkness and assassinate your snipers before wrestling you to the ground and throwing you off the Hill.

My (sniper-free and protected) Hill

I retcon your hill and create a new one.

My Hill

I fire you from the codex writing team before reclaiming.

My Hill

I begin a new game called Age of Hill, and auto-win at the top of My Hill.

Everyone hates your hill and switches to the fanmade Hillth Age game.

Homebrew hill.

Everyone quickly switches to Kings of Hill, now in progress, on My Hill.

I convince everyone to drop your game and play Hillhammer 40k on top of

My Hill

I complain about the prices for hillhammer 40k

Whine hill.

The echoes of the whining sound like a banshee's howls, and summon me back to the top of my hill.

I silence the whining, causing Snurl to abandon

My Hill

Whilst you were fighting I put my flag on the hill.

My hill.

I chop down your flag and replace it with my flag, I then strap you onto a rocket and shoot you off of....

My Hill

The rocket only shoots me up a few thousand feet. Then I fall back down on you and crush you.

Return hill.

I RKO you. You fall off the hill

My hill

R Orton sues you for stealing his moves.

Plagiarism hill.

I roundhouse kick you and R Orton off of the Hill

My (plagiarized) Hill

I use a laser pointer and make War Kitten chase the red dot all the way to the bottom of my hill.