King of the Hill

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**sing your life**

I steal the pointer and blind you with it.

Light warfare hill.

**War Kitten**

I hit SYL over the head with a chair and roll his unconscious body down the Hill, where he pins Snurl to the ground.

My (now peaceful) Hill

**snurl**

I dig out from under SYL. Then I keep digging until I remove the entire hill from under your peacefully sleeping body, and leave you perched on top of SYL. Then I remove the hill to a new secret location, and reign on top of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I use super secret radar technology to locate the new Hill, I then shoot you with a poison dart, and then I bury you alive at the bottom of the Hill.

My Hill

**snurl**

My ghost scares you to death, then resumes it's place on top of my Hill.

**sing your life**

I stab you with an enchanted dagger and trap your soul in a gem.

Soul trapping hill.

**War Kitten**

I lure SYL with catnip then I trap him in a box and mail that box over to Sweden. I then claim

My Hill

**ZergSmasher**

Several Protoss Colossi and Immortals come in and blast WK off the hill. Probes then set up photon cannon emplacements and dig in.

Protoss Hill.

**War Kitten**

I enlist the aid of my Terran brethren and use a combination of Siege Tanks and bullgak lag tactics to defeat ZS and the Protoss, after which I set up a bunker and turret network on top of

My Hill

**snurl**

I return in an immense enchanted airship, and use a huge magnet to pick up all of your turrets and bunkers, then sell them for scrap at the recycling center. Then I fly back to the top of My Hill.

**sing your life**

I return from Sweden with a huge army under my command, which I use to recapture my hill.

**snurl**

I lure your army away with free beer, then take over the summit of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I get my Siege Tanks back from the scrap yard and blast Snurl off of the Hill. I then ascend

My Hill

**snurl**

The hill is too steep for a tank assault, your plan is foiled, and I spam Krak missiles at you from the top of My Hill.

**sing your life**

It isn't when I deploy my patented tank throwers!

Crazy flying tank hill.

**snurl**

Tank-Seeking Missiles back at you.
Still my hill. With a lot of smashed tanks around it.

**War Kitten**

I launch an aerial assault on Snurl's hill and drop a bunch of paratroopers on top of the Hill. My forces then force Snurl off of the Hill. I then deploy a bunch of mines around

My HIll

**sing your life**

I send a force of tanks that are impervious to your puny mines and light weapons fielded by the paratroopers.

Out-armoured hill.

**War Kitten**

I use the tank missiles that Snurl kindly left for me on top of the Hill to destroy your tanks. There is now a sea of dead tanks around

My HIll

**sing your life**

I use the tank wrecks as cover to get close to you. Then I stab you in the butt and reclaim my hill.

**War Kitten**

I throw some catnip off of the Hill and SYL jumps after it, leaving me free to reclaim and fortify

My Hill

**ZergSmasher**

Zerg burrow up from under the hill, and completely lay waste to all the fortifications WK built. An Ultralisk then boots WK off of...

Zerg Hill.

**sing your life**

I set the hill on fire with my flamestorm cannons.

Bug barbecue hill.

**War Kitten**

I unscrew one bolt on your flamestorm cannon and render it inoperable. I then sucker punch you and claim.

My Hill

**snurl**

I play my magic flute, and you all follow its irresistible music until you dance into the ocean and drown. Then I resume my rule on My Hill.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

I sneak up on you, ear-defenders on, and knock you out. I break the magic flute and take up my position on the...

Quiet Hill.

**Torus**

I bombard the hill with Scythes, Magriders and Dubstep guns securing...

...Vanu’s Hill.

**sing your life**

I cut the hill apart and give a piece to all of you, whilst still making sure I get the largest part.

Fair hill.

**War Kitten**

I steal all of the pieces of the Hill and sneak off to a remote location, where I re-assemble the Hill and resume my rule on top of

Hidden Hill

**snurl**

Bloodhounds follow your trail and find the hill too. While they have you up a tree, I take back My Hill.