King of the Hill

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**Torus**

Through intensive legal proceedings and deft negotiation I receive my portion of the hill and moderate compensation for damages… Justice Hill.

**sing your life**

I sue you for the hill.

Lawyer hill.

**War Kitten**

I have an ambulance drive by the Hill, which makes all the lawyers chase after it.

My (peaceful) Hill

**sing your life**

I get one of those rare lawyers who don't chase ambulances and continue my case.

Noble lawyer hill.

**War Kitten**

I have your Lawyer sued for defamation and he is taken off of the case that you then lose.

My (legally protected) Hill

**snurl**

You cannot produce clear title to the hill and its ownership is tied up in probate court.

Litigation Hill

**War Kitten**

I sit on the Hill, and since possession is 9/10th of the law the Hill then becomes.

My Hill

**sing your life**

I push you off the hill.

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I climb back up the Hill and shove you off the other side.

My 5th grade Hill

**snurl**

I invert the hill and spin it like a top, smashing you. Then I turn the hill upright, clean the mess off the point, and resume my reign at the top of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I learn Earth magic and use it to bury you alive inside the Hill, I then take my rightful place on top of

My Hill

**sing your life**

I dispel your magic and kick you off my hill.

**War Kitten**

I re-climb the Hill and dig a tunnel underneath you, when you fall into the tunnel I hit you in the head with a shovel, bury you next to Snurl and then re-claim.

My Hill

**snurl**

I slowly arise and claw my way through the earth at the top of the hill. I grab your ankles and pull you screaming into the ground. No one hears your cries while sing your unlife and I rip you to shreds and devour your brains.
Next, we animate your corpse and use it to patrol the perimeter of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I am hit by a bolt of lightning (think Worms), and I am brought back to life. I then inventively use an ice pick and a cheese grater to destroy Snurl and SYL and then scatter their body parts across 27 different countries before I re-claim

My Hill

**sing your life**

All the parts of me grow back into a full person and we take the hill back from you.

Our hill.

**snurl**

All of my parts decompose and become part of the hill. I am the hill, and I reject and eject you.

**sing your life**

I break the hill apart and strain it to get you out of it before putting it back together again.

Purged hill.

**Torus**

I approach SYL and offer to rent a portion of the property at a reasonable amount, settling down in a 3 bedroom semi on the hill.

Still SYL's hill.

**snurl**

I throw all of my old lead miniatures in your water supply, poisoning it and you. A slow death, but I'll wait and watch.
Then I will resume my rightful place up on My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I hire one of the Assasssins from Assassin's creed to kill you. After doing so I throw you in the incinerator and re-claim

My Hill (and raising Torus' rent)

**Torus**

*cries

**sing your life**

I increase rent on the hill by 400%.

Rent is too damn high hill.

**snurl**

You are executed for the crime of tyrany by a gunman on a grassy knoll. I then lead the motorcade back to the top of my hill.

**Torus**

Through campaigning, hard work and 'rent is too damn high' song parodies. I manage to convince Snurl to lower the rate...
New landlord hill.

**War Kitten**

I buy the hill from Snurl and raise Torus' rent once more.

My (luxury) Hill

**Torus**

*cries

**sing your life**

I collect Torus's delicious tears in a glass and drink it with some baileys on the top of my hill.

**snurl**

I send up thousands of refugees to pest the daylights out of you.
Crowded Hill.

**Torus**

Using Death notes, Geass powers, mass hypnosis and in a few rare instances super powers to fix the refugee's country of origin... Exhausted from the hard work I return to my house...on War Kitten's Hill