King of the Hill

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**War Kitten**

To thank him for his hard work. I lower Torus' rent down to reasonable level and make him the Grand Poobah of

My Hill

**snurl**

I bomb your hill back into the stone age.
Then I move into a cave on top of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I collapse your cave on top of you and reclaim

My Hill

**snurl**

My Tyranosaurus eggs hatch and I feed you to the babies on
My Hill

**Torus**

Incandescent with rage over the destruction of both house and landlord, I explode tyrannosauruses and Snurl with mind powers and set off rebuilding my house on top of the hill

**War Kitten**

I crawl out of the remnants out of the dinosaur and rest on top of

My Hill

**snurl**

Primitive cave people mis-interpret your sleeping form for a sacrificial offering, so they set you on fire and eat you later.
Meanwhile I watch the entire spectacle from my cloaked position, on top of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I roll away from the cavemen before they can set me on fire. I then lead them to your concealed position and offer you up as a sacrifice instead. After they kill and eat you I reign once more on top of

My Hill

**snurl**

Your smug expression turns to agony as you realize you are sitting in a tar pit. As you struggle, sinking deeper and deeper, you hear the booming laughter of the ghost of snurl.
Haunted Hill.

**sing your life**

I hit you with a sword and trap your soul.

Acura hill.

**War Kitten**

I crawl out of the tar pit (barely!), and I shot SYL in the head with a conveniently placed pistol. After that I set up a secure base on top of

My Hill

**sing your life**

I reflect the bullet back to knock you off the hill.

Counter hill.

**ZergSmasher**

I walk in and rip SYL's skull out and beat him to death with it, then set up automatic sentry guns around

My Hill.

**sing your life**

I set my skull to self-destruct, killing you. Then I grow a new skull and take my place on my rightful hill.

**snurl**

I re-program the sentry guns to train on you and they shoot you full of so many holes there's nothing left but a red smear.
Then I resume my role as King of My Hill.

**ZergSmasher**

I turn you into pumpkin pie and eat you while sitting on

Pie Hill.

**snurl**

Hundreds of scary clowns appear from a small car and pummel you with pies. I form a pie golem and reign on My Hill.
With whipped cream, of course.

**Torus**

*Watches the madness transpiring from under my bed

**sing your life**

I send a hail of bats to attacks the clowns before climbing to the top of my bathill.

**War Kitten**

I use a flamethrower to burn all of the bats, before setting SYL on fire. SYL falls off of the Hill and lands on top of Snurl, leaving me free to reign on top of

My (burnt smelling) Hill

**mathaius90**

The flamethrower explodes and flings you off the hill. I casually stroll in with my battle loafers and beer.

Chilling on my hill.

**War Kitten**

I ascend into orbit and launch a drop pod assault on Mathaius's Hill, and drive him off of the Hill. After tthat I fortify

My Hill

**snurl**

I saw off the top of the hill while you sleep, then remove it to a new location. Then I build an even better fortress on top of My (flat top) Hill.

**sing your life**

I sand the hill,edges to make it pointy again.

Sharpened hill.

**Torus**

Disgruntled I begin to attach thrusters to my house

**War Kitten**

I destroy SYL and Snurl's Hill, then use the thrusters on Torus' house to find a nice new Hill to settle on.

My Hill

**snurl**

I repair the old hill. Death to the heretics!

**sing your life**

I ascend the repaired hill and set up defensive positions on top.

Guarded hill.

**Torus**

I insert your hill into the vending machine

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a flare. The flare launches itself on top of the hill you're standing on, right at your feet. A squadron of Vendettas fly in and blast you off the hill. I climb up past all your guys' carnage and plant a flag at the top of the hill, like a dramatic war movie.
My hill.