King of the Hill

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**War Kitten**

I throw a jug of fungus beer off the Hill and watch KK jump off after tthat. I then take down his flag and replace it with mine

My Hill

**snurl**

I spring like a ninja from the folds of your flag, where i was concealed and waiting to strike. After you are filleted and served as sushi, i dance on top of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

Little did you know you killed my decoy. While you are dancing and celebrating on top of the Hill, I shoot you with a sleep dart. When you wake up you are tied to a boulder that just got shoved off of

My Hill

**snurl**

AHa! But the boulder is actually my cleverly disguised escape balloon, and I float safely to the ground. Then, I push the plunger, setting off the TNT beneath you. As you fly through the air, I toast you from My Hill.

**Torus**

WK crashes into my flying house (much to my annoyance) before he launches himself down below, taking out Snurl Assassins Creed style.

WK's hill...I think

**sing your life**

Whilst you others were fighting I snuck up and planted the flag on my hill.

**War Kitten**

I snap your flag in half and I beat you with it (somehow)

My Hill

**snurl**

I rejoin the halves together, making a whole. I throw you down the hole and put my own banner on The Hill.

**War Kitten**

I dig my way up through the earth and drag you below to your doom. I then climb back on top of

My Hill

**snurl**

I stay in Doom until I get the BFG9000, then I surface and obliterate you with it. Then I rule, atop My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I remove the firing pin from your BFG, rendering it useless. I then hit you with a ladle repeatedly and drive you from

My Hill

**FireSkullz2**

The firing pin then proceeds to blow up, as I sabotaged it, and I awaken the Tomb World beneath My Hill.

**Torus**

* Phones in Cato Sicarius and Varro Tigurius for their Necron removal services and they take care of the undead metal men

**War Kitten**

I reward Torus for his efforts by making him the Grand Poobah of the Hill. I then build a fortress on top of

My Hill

**ZergSmasher**

Many Nydus Wurms undermine the fortress on top of the hill, collapsing it. They then belch a bunch of Zerg creatures out and I declare the hill to be...

Zerg Swarm Hill!

**War Kitten**

I unleash a squadron of Hellhounds upon the Zerg, they stand no chance and fall back in disarray from

My Hill

**snurl**

I put a giant photo of a much bigger, sexier hill next to the hill.
You are fooled by the illusion and run to claim it for your own.
Then I resume my reign on My Hill.

**War Kitten**

After discovering the fake, my rage is so immense that it shatters Snurl's hill into a million pieces. I then claim the hill right next to it.

My Hill

**snurl**

That hill was a trap I set. It is home to a huge hive of carnivorous ants. They drag you screaming into their lair, As I go about picking up the pieces of my broken hill. And laughing sadistically.

**War Kitten**

The shock of being dragged away awakens my latent psychic powers, which I use to mind control the ants. I then overrun your Hill remnants with my ant army

My Hill

**KommissarKiln**

I swoop by in a cropduster, and spray Raid all over the place. The ants wither and die in mere seconds, and everyone has to back away from the noxious fumes for a while. As you all fight at the foot of the hill for control as the clouds of Raid clear, I fly off into the sunset, leaving the carnage behind me, now a distant memory.

The next person's hill, but does that really make you the winner in the end?

**snurl**

I take the hill and fortify it with eight essential vitamins and iron.

**War Kitten**

I cast Eldritch Storm on the Hill and drive Snurl off of it.

My Hill

**snurl**

I use my Eldritch umbrella and ride the storm out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM

**War Kitten**

I take your umbrella and beat you with it before flinging you off my Hill with a catapult.

My Hill

**Vitali Advenil**

I summon a strong gust of wind to pull your umbrella into the air, sending you flying off like Marry Poppins.

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I use my powers to turn the wind around and I land back on top of the Hill, crushing you under my bulk. I then hogtie you and fling you off of my Hill with my catapult.

My Hill

**snurl**

Your catapult misfires. You roll a one and are destroyed along with the machine. I resume command of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I come back from the dead and strangle you in your sleep before resuming command of my Hill

My Hill

**Captain_Control**

I walk up your hill like a Canadian and ask nicely to have your hill.
you say no and I apologize, you then come to the conclusion you have been very rude your whole life.
you put your hands over your face and start to cry as my utter kindness fills your heart.
this is now....

My hill