King of the Hill

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**Torus**

I walk up to the hill and cast Laugh of sorrows on you making you laugh so hard that your body contorts so violently that you tear your internal organs to pieces... (the Harlequin powers are just that nasty)

Stepping over your still giggling corpse I reclaim...my hill

**snurl**

I slap you with a fish and knock you right off of my hill.

**Vitali Advenil**

I laugh at your pathetic minor fish and cast "summon bigger fish," summoning a shark to crush you. I walk atop the shark and claim my hill, which is now 1 shark taller.

**War Kitten**

I summon a whale, which crushes you and your pathetic shark.

My Hill

**snurl**

I summon a Leviathan to smash you all, then I relax and rule on My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I cut my way out of the Leviathan with a chainsaw, before going berzerk, and I chop you up and throw the pieces off of

My Hill

**snurl**

I pick up the hill and smack you with it. Then I re-deploy on My Hill.

**ZergSmasher**

My Siege Tanks and Battlecruisers blow you off the hill. Then they redeploy and prepare to defend

Terran Base hill.

**snurl**

I thunder stomp your tanks and beat them into plowshares. Then I relax on my Hill.

**War Kitten**

I beat you with the Hill and take my revenge on you for your evil deeds. I then relax on

My Hill

**snurl**

....must.....resist......horrible.......pun answer......

**War Kitten**

While you are trying to resist the urge to answer I knock you unconscious. When you wake up you find yourself stuck in a barrel in the Pacific Ocean

Still My Hill

**Torus**

I High five WK and park my (STILL FLYING) house onto the hill

**War Kitten**

I welcome Torus to the hill, and once more make him the Grand Poobah of the Hill. I then relax on top of

My Hill

**snurl**

I yank the hill out from underneath you.
My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I yank the hill out from underneath you and then I drop it on you

My Hill

**snurl**

I catch the hill and run away with it.

**Torus**

I trip Snurl, making the hill fall on him

**War Kitten**

I drop a weight on top of the Hill, squishing Snurl under it.

Still my Hill

**snurl**

I flip the hill, pinning you underneath. Then I jump up and down on the top.

**War Kitten**

I use dynamite to blow up the hill, sending Snurl into space, where he lands on the Moon. I then rebuild the hill using magic

My Hill

**snurl**

I shoot the moon and scare you off of my hill.

**War Kitten**

I climb back up on top of my Hill and buy the deed to the Hill

My (legal) Hill

**snurl**

I buy the mineral rights to the hill, then mine the whole thing out from under you. My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I steal the minerals from storage and use them to rebuild the Hill on another site.

My Hill

**snurl**

I find the stolen minerals and have you thrown in jail.
My Hill.

**ZergSmasher**

I nuke the hill (and snurl) from orbit. I then put on a radiation suit and ride a dropship down to

My (now glowing) hill.

**snurl**

The radiation makes me grow to tremendous size. I swat your dropship like a mosquito. Then I use my atomic fire-breath to guard.......Snurlzilla's Hill.

**War Kitten**

I stab Snurlzilla in the ankle with a butter knife, which causes him to die instantly (everyone knows Snurlzilla's one weakness is butter)

My Hill

**snurl**

Your butter melts in the atomic haze. Unarmed, you must surrender to the ghost of Snurlzilla, who reclaims the Hill.