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Picks up vacuum cleaner.
My hill

Unplugs Vacuum cleaner. My hill.

Blows up the vacuum cleaner, and Snurl with it

My Hill

Rabid Dust Bunnies drive you off of My Hill.

I summon the power of cuteness to flood the hill in adorable puppies, destroying all dust bunnies in the process

Puppy hill

You are arrested for all of the unlicensed puppies on your hill.
As they cart you off, I return again to My Hill.

I hit you over the head with a baseball bat and then I stuff you in a barrel. You wake up floating in the Pacific Ocean

My Hill

I barrel-roll right over you and take back my hill.

I hit your barrel with an oversized mallet sending you 'blasting off again'

My hill

I emerge from the shadows, forming from seemingly nothing behind you. I disarm you and take the mallet, swinging it into your leg. The leg fractures renders you unable to stand, so I simply roll you down

My hill.

Q appears on the hill, with a few of his buddies.

Q continuum hill.

I walk up to Q unnoticed, push him on the floor, and 5 knuckle shuffle him. I promptly make friends with Q's buddies. I then throw Q in a lake nearby

My hill.

I shoot you in the back of the head with a dartgun, knocking you unconscious, I then shove you off of

My Hill

I wake up in a ditch. Remembering I left my frikin' sweet ninja hood behind, I sprint back up the hill to find you wearing it. Waiting until you fall asleep, I sneak in your tent and steal back

My hood(hill)

I burn the tent. My Hill.

As i watch you burn WK's tent, I stealthily kunai you in the back of the head. I am truly king if the ninjas on

My hill

You are arrested for stalking on My Hill.

I am found not guilty, because there is no justice system on

My hill

You are hung before your appeal is heard, on My Hill.

You don't build the stand high enough, so instead of hanging I land. After drop kicking literally everybody, I wrestle back control of

My hill

While you are busy wrestling, I sell tickets to watch the match on My Hill.

While selling tickets, you find yourself in a hell in a cell match somehow. I then purposefully botch a powerbomb and you break your neck. I get the pin and win on

My hill

Lights out...coming out from under the ring and suddenly "AN RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!" catches you off guard, I cash in my money in the bank contract to pin you and take back my hill

However, no one told you that it was scripted. The New Day ride in on unicorns which all impale you. New Day rocks on

My hill

Ihit you with the rocks and take back my hill.

I instant transmission right behind you to avoid the rocks. As you turn around, I plant my foot firmly into your chest, leaving you on the floor wimpering. I laugh upon

My hill

When you plant your foot into my chest I assimilate it. I grow into you and take over on my hill.

I am half Xenomorph, so I explode out of your chest completely unscathed.

My hill

Your Xeno DNA is half mine. Fitting, since you are on My Hill.

Wait are you my dad or something? The pressure makes me monologue, which you are literally bored to death of. With no one to monologue to, I sit alone on

My hill