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After carefully biding my time, I shoot you in the back of the head at point blank range with a shotgun, killing you instantly. I then resume control of

My Hill

What you shot was one of my shadow clones. I kunai you in 3 of your pressure points, leaving you twitching on the ground. Adjusting my frikin' sweet ninja hood, I again prove I am the best ninja on

My hidden leaf hill

I use my Anti-Ninja Ray to purge the hill of such taint. Then I resume command of My Hill.

Thanks to my ninja reflexes, I escaped the hill before you used the ray. I then cause an earthquake, crushing you under rubble. I reclaim

My hill

You land on the glue trap I placed on the rubble. While you chew your feet off to free yourself, I celebrate your defeat on my hill.

After re attaching my robotic legs, you realise I am not just a ninja, but a half cyborg ninja. Being totally eclipsed by my badassery, you curl up in a ball and wish it was all over. I laugh at your patheticness on

My hill

I turn into the ball from the film "Phantasm" and drill a hole in your head. Then I relax on My Hill.

I kick the ball over the hill and into a stadium, where you are kicked continuously for 90 minutes. I then fortify

My hill (with ninjas!)

After a few blasts of Napalm, I return to my (crispy) Hill.

I napalm you. I take your ash pile.

I return from the dead and channel my inner Chuck Norris, and I proceed to pummel you until you flee from the Hill screaming in pain

My Hill

After channeling my energy to fight Chuck Norris, I realise he is just a poser. To see someone stoop so low saddens me, and I put you out of your misery with a swift kick to the ribs.

My hill

I simply erase you from....

My Hill.

I tear out of the rip in reality, and with it several clones of myself. I then overwhelm you on

My hill

I banish the imaginary xenos from My Hill.

Us ninja are not xenos, but humans like you. So if you eradicate me, you eradicate yourself also. You are still too weak to do anything on

My hill

The hill is your hill only in your alternate reality.
While you ponder that, I will reign on My Hill.

You can keep your hill, cos that's not the important one. The important one is

My hill

I pimp slap both of you for trying to break the laws of physics and time, and you both run from the hill in mortification. I then claim

My Hill

I run back in time and duck just before you slap me, so you slap yourself off of my hill.

Hey snurl. Welcome to suplex city.

My hill.

I drop a barrage of Basilisks on the hill then storm it with Kasrkins..


My hill.

I throw a dictionary at you. Sort it out.

My hill

You are attacked and ingested by my Thesaurus familiar.

I'm selectively illiterate, so your words don't affect me. You then walk into a pop culture game show in front of a live studio audience and fail to answer any questions. Because of your poor performance, you are dropped into a conveniently placed set of spikes. You are laughed at on

My hill

I use my vast knowledge of pop culture to win at your show, and then as my grand prize I take

My Hill

You are all voted off from

My Hill

Your show is cancelled, on My Hill.

I form an evil organisation called Spectacularly Amazing Workers For Tea-sippers. I invade the hill with my British charm and good manners and take over

My hill

I start a Revolution on the Hill, throw your tea of the Hill and into a conveniently placed Harbor, and then you are driven off of

My Hill