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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/06 20:45:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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SAWFT corp. is not one to back down from a fight. With several scones and tea cups thrown later they get back control of
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/07 02:50:19
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I reply with thrown hamburgers, hot dogs, and pieces of fried chicken. You flee the Hill in horror leaving me in control of
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/07 04:56:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I send thousands of Hessians up the hill to run you off,
Then I plant my flag on My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/07 07:21:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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What you thought was a flag is actually a tree stump with a picture on. As you are confused by this I ninja suplex you, leaving you twitching on the floor. I then plant SAWFT corp's flag on
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/08 02:05:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I call in a Napalm Strike on the Hill, sending SAWFT running from the Hill, I then drive an Armored Brigade on to
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/08 12:26:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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SAWFT corp doesn't give in so lightly. They call in their most valuable asset: Mary Sue. She easily walks through any defences and armour set up, and recaptures
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/08 18:00:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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My Armored Brigade returns with a vengeance and blows the Hill up, killing Mary Sue. Afterwards I move onto the next, intact, Hill
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/08 20:34:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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Mary Sue cannot be killed and suplexes the hill. She then reclaims a different
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/09 04:53:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Mary Sue eventually dies, like so many other threads. When she does I take back My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/09 05:06:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I bribe you with cheeseburgers, and you give me the property rights to the Hill
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/09 05:16:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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5 Guys Cheeseburgers?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/09 05:27:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Of course Snurl, only the best for you if you give me my Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/09 14:05:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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How many cheeseburgers are we talkin' about here?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/09 14:39:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I can give you DOUBLE cheeseburgers if you so desire snurl.
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/09 23:52:01
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Ignore this fool Snurl, I will give you as many cheeseburgers as you desire if you give me
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/10 03:18:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Wicked Ghast
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I send the Hamburgler in to steal all the cheeseburgers. You chase him off
My Hill
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Nothing to see here, move along mortal. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/10 06:06:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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With the hill void of cheeseburgers, I claim the hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/10 19:48:18
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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Snurl, you never learn.
You get punt kicked ninja style off
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/10 23:55:53
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I undermine the Hill and make it collapse, sending you tumbling to your doom. Afterwards I claim
My (slightly smaller) Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/11 07:02:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I truck enough rocks and dirt to fill the hole and bury you both alive. Then I claim My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/11 21:53:15
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I harness my ultimate ninja skill to physically move the hill from on top of me. Picking up a stray rock, I launch it at your head snurl, which knocks you unconscious. I offer a hand to WK as I reclaim
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/12 00:12:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Me and WarbossDakka now co-own
Our Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/12 05:25:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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In time, your relationship withers, and soon you are at each other's throats. When you two have torn each other to shreds, I return to rule My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/12 16:22:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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Thanks to snurl, I order an artillery bombardment on WK's position. Cheers for making me do that.
Anyway, I later find you alone on the hill. Seeing this as a prime opportunity, I board my Gundam/Imperial Knight mech and blast you to ashes. I then stand guard as reinforcements arrive on
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/13 02:11:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Enraged at Warboss's betrayal, I lead my Household of Imperial Knights in an all out assault on the Hill. My assault drives you off the Hill in short order.
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/13 02:18:19
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Only for yourself to be driven off by my Blood Knights and massed Wight Cavalry. I rise from the ashes as the hill, My Hill, runs red with blood.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/13 18:46:24
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I choke slam every one of those undead arses, and then collarbone break you after breaking through your lines. I ready my forces for a counterattack on
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/13 23:50:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Unfortunately my forces (who were laying in waiting) rise up from amongst the dead bodies on the Hill, and your men are scythed down with ease on
My HIll
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/14 04:34:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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People never learn. It was all a trap, and you find yourself surrounded. Since we don't want to waste such good ammo, we just get the resurrected Mary Sue to suplex everyone who stands in our way.
My hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/05/14 09:27:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I use my diabolical mind control on Mary Sue and win the day. Then I raise the hordes of bodies to guard My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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