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Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

SAWFT corp. is not one to back down from a fight. With several scones and tea cups thrown later they get back control of

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I reply with thrown hamburgers, hot dogs, and pieces of fried chicken. You flee the Hill in horror leaving me in control of

My Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I send thousands of Hessians up the hill to run you off,
Then I plant my flag on My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

What you thought was a flag is actually a tree stump with a picture on. As you are confused by this I ninja suplex you, leaving you twitching on the floor. I then plant SAWFT corp's flag on

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I call in a Napalm Strike on the Hill, sending SAWFT running from the Hill, I then drive an Armored Brigade on to

My Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

SAWFT corp doesn't give in so lightly. They call in their most valuable asset: Mary Sue. She easily walks through any defences and armour set up, and recaptures

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

My Armored Brigade returns with a vengeance and blows the Hill up, killing Mary Sue. Afterwards I move onto the next, intact, Hill

My Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Mary Sue cannot be killed and suplexes the hill. She then reclaims a different

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Mary Sue eventually dies, like so many other threads. When she does I take back My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I bribe you with cheeseburgers, and you give me the property rights to the Hill

My Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

5 Guys Cheeseburgers?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Of course Snurl, only the best for you if you give me my Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

How many cheeseburgers are we talkin' about here?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I can give you DOUBLE cheeseburgers if you so desire snurl.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Ignore this fool Snurl, I will give you as many cheeseburgers as you desire if you give me

My Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Wicked Ghast





Australia

I send the Hamburgler in to steal all the cheeseburgers. You chase him off

My Hill

Nothing to see here, move along mortal.  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

With the hill void of cheeseburgers, I claim the hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Snurl, you never learn.

You get punt kicked ninja style off

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I undermine the Hill and make it collapse, sending you tumbling to your doom. Afterwards I claim

My (slightly smaller) Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I truck enough rocks and dirt to fill the hole and bury you both alive. Then I claim My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I harness my ultimate ninja skill to physically move the hill from on top of me. Picking up a stray rock, I launch it at your head snurl, which knocks you unconscious. I offer a hand to WK as I reclaim

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Me and WarbossDakka now co-own

Our Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

In time, your relationship withers, and soon you are at each other's throats. When you two have torn each other to shreds, I return to rule My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Thanks to snurl, I order an artillery bombardment on WK's position. Cheers for making me do that.

Anyway, I later find you alone on the hill. Seeing this as a prime opportunity, I board my Gundam/Imperial Knight mech and blast you to ashes. I then stand guard as reinforcements arrive on

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Enraged at Warboss's betrayal, I lead my Household of Imperial Knights in an all out assault on the Hill. My assault drives you off the Hill in short order.

My Hill

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Only for yourself to be driven off by my Blood Knights and massed Wight Cavalry. I rise from the ashes as the hill, My Hill, runs red with blood.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I choke slam every one of those undead arses, and then collarbone break you after breaking through your lines. I ready my forces for a counterattack on

My hill

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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Unfortunately my forces (who were laying in waiting) rise up from amongst the dead bodies on the Hill, and your men are scythed down with ease on

My HIll

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

People never learn. It was all a trap, and you find yourself surrounded. Since we don't want to waste such good ammo, we just get the resurrected Mary Sue to suplex everyone who stands in our way.

My hill

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I use my diabolical mind control on Mary Sue and win the day. Then I raise the hordes of bodies to guard My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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