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I use napalm on the Hill to incinerate Snurl and the zombies that are guarding it. After the fire fades I reclaim

My Hill

Through the fire and flames I emerge, using ninja skill to manipulate the flames to incinerate you. I take control of

My crispy hill

Unfortunately for you I then morph into a dragon, who is immune to fire. You are then devoured on

My Hill

I cut out of your stomach, killing you in the process. I make a ninja cape out of your dragon scales and take reign over

My hill

I revive myself and strangle you with your cape

My Hill

While you two struggle I dump several tons of cement on you, making a decorative statue for atop MyHill.

Suplex.

My hill

I creatively use a piece of string and a lemon to break out of the cement. I then engage Snurl and Warboss in an honorable duel on top of

My Hill

Triplex. My Hill.

I take you atop a large skyscraper, and land a downward kick to the head. You end up at the bottom floor. Leaving you reeling in pain, I raise the SAWFT corp's Standard on

My hill

Unbeknownst to you, that skyscraper was a secret bastion for my troops. While you are drunkenly celebrating your victory my troops rise from the shadows and murder every SAWFT member that is there.

My Hill

Just as you snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, a tanker plane loaded with jet fuel slams into the skyscraper, collapsing everything into a heap of smoking rubble. I truck the rubble away and melt it down, to be made into battlements atop My Hill.

I engage drunken dwarf mode. And we all know there's only one thing that can stop drunken dwarfs.

My hill

I throw a canister of Ale at Warboss, which distracts him so much that he falls off the Hill and rolls down into an active volcano

My Hill

I plant my flag on the hill

My hill

I engage my Fyreslayer dwarf mode to resist the lava. Climbing out of the volcano, I flame slap Badrukk for being lazy, and make the hill become more like Mount Doom. I taunt you all on

My hill

I call in moar dakka to blast Warboss Dakka off the hill. I then fire a conversion ray at it to change it to a green grassy hill ~500 meters in height.

Changed hill

I sneak up behind Badrukk and stab him in the back and hurl him off

My Hill

I sneak through the tall grass and overrun War Kitten with my Mulcher-Bagger mower. My Hill.

To keep in tradition, I suplex snurl off the 500m hill, claiming it as

My hill

In an ironic twist of fate, I suplex YOU off of the Hill. I then fortify

My HIll

As you build your fortified position, you cut yourself on the rusty wreckage from the hill's violent history. As you go for some stitches and a tetnaus shot, i reclaim My Hill.

Already having the jab, I hold up a politically incorrect banner. You curl up into a ball thinking about how low humanity has come. I reclaim

My hill

I return from the hospital and I take your banner and beat you with it. After desecrating the SAWFT Banner I reclaim

My Hill

I uncurl from a ball and go into a violent rage, nothing stands before my fury, on My Hill.

Except for the Inquisition. They question you so hard you are forced to reconsider your life choices before having a bolt round put through your head. I plant the SAWFT corp flag in the ground as reinforcements arrive on

My hill

I didn't expect that.

I call in an airstrike and I level the Hill. I then reclaim

My Hill

Realizing that WK just claimed a piece of flat land, I claim a different

My hill

In a fit of fury I explode Warboss's Hill with my epic mind powers. I then reclaim the next suitable Hill

My Hill