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Again realizing that WK doesn't have an eye for good hill quality, I go to the best quality hill to claim it as

My hill

Warboss Dakka has fallen for the fake hill I set up while he wasn't looking. I press the detonator button and watch as he is blown sky-high, from the comfort of My Hill.

Returning from orbit, I hulk smash your hill, flattening it. I then claim a different

My hill

While WarbossDakka goes poking around hill-hunting, I rebuild the true hill, the one hill, My Hill.

Which promptly sees you kicked off of. Sorry.

My hill

I uncloak behind Warboss Dakka and stab him with a poison dagger. I watch as he writhes in agony on

My Hill

As you watch, I materialize behind you and throw you both into the Veg-O-Matic of doom. Thousands of Julianne Fries in minutes, on My Hill.

I magically reform myself and throw you into the Veg-O-Matic. I then make you into pumpkin pie on

My Hill

Those who have eaten the tainted Pumpkin Pie become the zombie guards on My Hill.

I use my celestial bow to cleanse the area on

My hill

I become sick of fighting over that Hill, so I use dark magic to send it into low orbit, along with Snurl and Warboss. I then claim a nice house on a nearby hill

My Hill

I use gravity to slingshot the hill back to earth, and land it on top of your house on My Hill.

I grab the Moon and toss it on the hill, completely flattening you both ( and probably the Earth with it). I then claim

My crater

You are allergic to Moon Dust. My Hill.

I have my epipen on me.

My hill

Luckily, my House was protected by an advanced force field, which then activates and sends Warboss, Snurl, and the Hill that landed on me back into low orbit. I then relax on

My Hill

The hill eventually crashes into the sea. The result is a tidal wave which lifts your force field and the house inside it and floats it out to sea. As the tide recoils, I scramble back to the top of My Hill.

Before getting caught in a beartrap by me. I make your death quick and painless. I fill the hill with traps before claiming it as

My hill

Unfortunately for you, I took feats that let me detect all of your traps, which I then disarm. You wake up to find my knife in your throat

My Hill

I secretly re-arm all of the traps while you are dealing with WarbossDakka. Then as you carelessly walk back to your command post, you trip a trap and are blown to smithereens on.....

My Hill.

And as you walk back to your command centre, you forget you rearmed ALL the traps. You are blown sky high. Removing all traps I return to rule over

My hill

Except you forgot to check for new traps. When you sit on your Hill-Throne, you too are blown sky-high. Meantime I hide the hill where you won't be able to find it.

Yet I decided I don't need to know where you are. I incinerate the surface of the planet, where I create an artificial hill with traps designed to not engage when I walk past them. I laugh crazily on

My hill

I use time-travel technology to travel back to before you incinerate the planet, and I then stab you in the throat again to eliminate the threat that you pose. I then reign on

My HIll

Being allergic to kittens, they are all exterminated on

My hill

Not the Kitties! Noooo!
I march on the hill with ten thousand girl scouts to banish you in shame for your unethical treatment of animals.
The Girl Scouts place a camp on top of the hill where they camp out, sing songs, and eat S'mores. Eventually they plant flowers and raise cute fuzzy animals there.

Girl Scout's Hill.

I sign a treaty with the Girl Scouts on the Hill. In exchange for them giving me the Hill, my army of War Kittens agrees to become their pets on odd numbered days. I now reign, along with Snurl, on

My Hill

I order a bombing run on the hill. Yet, instead of explosives, I drop catnip. Your society falls into chaos, and you are forced to abandon the hill. The hill is left alone for the first time in a while.

5 years later, I return to the hill, hoping that no more conflict occurs on this hill. I meditate silently on

My hill

I sneak up behind you and strangle you for daring to bomb my friends and I.

My Hill

After entering the Silent Hill, neither of you are heard from again.