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That's because I left. Too much death has occurred on these hills, and I wish to be a part of it no longer.

Forgotten hill

I find a brand new hill, one where no fighting has occurred, and I built a pleasant little cottage on it.

Peaceful Hill

I sit upon the peak of a hill in the Austrian alps where I do some high altitude meditation training, preparing for the inevitable conflict on WK's hill.

Cold hill

I manifest psionic storms all over the hill and everyone on it runs away. I then warp in reinforcements and Photon Cannon emplacements on

Protoss Hill.

I roll live Krak Grenades down your airshaft until it's My Hill.

Using my new found psychic strength, I increase the gravity on the hill, crushing you in the process. I ready myself on

My hill

I send in Eldar Farseers who easily dispel your pitiful powers on

My HIll

I send in Necrons who easily flatten your Eldar on My Hill.

I trap your troops in neverending filler episodes about eating and going to a water park. I easily take

My hill

I dig out a nice subterranean cavern underneath your Hill. After signing a peace treaty with you we reign peacefully on

Our Hill

I hire an exterminator, who sends you packing off of My Hill.

Plot twist, I am the exterminator.

Mah Hill

You're fired. My Hill.

I convince you to rehire me.

I quit.

My Hill

The hill does not tolerate quitters. My Hill.

I pimp-slap both of you for reasons known only to me, and you flee the hill in shame

My Hill

I release a giant domino line to crush you all on

My hill

I use the power of magnets to flip the dominos back onto you, and you are crushed immediately

My Hill

Your magnets cause a passing jet to crash on your head. I survey the wreckage on my hill.

I am the wreckage. I style on you so hard not even your parents love you anymore.

My Hill

I challenge you to a dance battle and I defeat you so thoroughly that I am given the Hill by all of your groupies (who are now mine btw).

My HIll

I rap you right off of My Hill.

I harness the spirit of Eminem, Ice Cube and Jack the Rap God and beat you easily.

My Hill

Grand Master Snurl easily repels your attack
And sends you back, reelin'
That is real fear
Y'all have been feelin'
Just come back up for a cheap thrill
Learn the drill
because you know
you'll be fighting
if you try to take
My Hill.

I mock your weak raps and all of your angry fans throw you off of

My Hill

And a spear soon sees you flying off

My Hill

I whistle and the hill comes running to me. It shakes you off. I give the hill it's supper and a scratch behind the ears. Then I settle down on My Hill.

That's... Mildly disturbing. I phone the RSPCA to remove the hill from your control. I then adopt

My Hill

I phone the RSPCA and inform them that you are mistreating the Hill and the Hill is removed from your care and placed into mine

My Hill

The hill escapes and returns to its rightful owner, me.
I replace it's tags and collar, then take it out hunting.
A fine day with My Hill.