King of the Hill

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**War Kitten**

I shoot you with a tranquilizer dart, pack you into a very small wooden box, and ship you off to Siberia.

My HIll

**WarbossDakka**

I go Pyro and make you useless. Your hill disowns you, and becomes

My Hill

**snurl**

The hill flattens out.
My Plane.

**WarbossDakka**

You ignore the rules of the thread, and you are ban hammered.

My Hill

**War Kitten**

You neglected to remove me from the Hill, so I shoot YOU with a tranquilizer dart and ship you off to Alaska.

My Hill

**snurl**

I smite you with righteous anger.

My Hill.

**Zarroc1733**

I sacrifice you to the blood god.
My Hill

**Torus**

I hatch a plan to have Tzeentch deceive Slaanesh into slapping Khorne in the face and whilst they play 'kiss chase stab' I claim

My hill

**Zarroc1733**

I declare exterminatus upon your planet, destroying you and leaving only,

My hill

**KaptinBadrukk**

Time is rewound, so the exterminatus never happened. As a result, Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter takes his boyz on a WAAAGH! and it is....

Gorgutz's Hill

**War Kitten**

I throw a jug of squig ale off the Hill, and you and all your Boyz run off after it. While you do so I fortify

My Hill

**Zarroc1733**

I infiltrate your fortifications while you visit your family, reclaiming
My Hill

**snurl**

I pluck you from the hill like a migrant worker on a chicken farm.
Then I hide out on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I slice the hill in half with a huge and completely impractical sword shouting about friendship, eliminating anyone in the vicinity with the shockwave. I quickly superglue the hill back together as I claim

My hill

**snurl**

The two halves of the hill make a whole. You fall into the whole just as the superglue dries, leaving me free to pounce upon My Hill.

**War Kitten**

My fortifications somehow survive the hill being sliced in half, and I quickly leap into action, gunning down Snurl and drop kicking his corpse off of

My Hill

**Zarroc1733**

I snipe War Kitten, and destroy his fortifications on

My Hill

**snurl**

I knock you off the hill with a Fish-slap.

My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I duck under the sniper shot and slap Snurl off the Hill with a metal dreadnought in a sock

My Hill

**WarbossDakka**

I walked onto the hill with a "free hugs" sign.

Worked like a charm.

My Hill

**Zarroc1733**

I instigate a fight between warboss and warkitten by writing nasty insults on warboss' sign, as they kill eachother I have a drink on

My hill

**WarbossDakka**

It's High Noon on

My Hill

**ZergSmasher**

I build up a bunch of units and send them all at the hill. They quickly blow away all the opposition and take up defensive positions on

My (once again Protoss) hill.

**snurl**

I ride into town and call your yellow ass out into the street. Then I empty my six-guns into you and claim
My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

You fall into the hole I dug while you weren't looking. I set up anti-protoss defences as I wait on

My hill

**snurl**

I cleverly disguise myself as an old peddler woman, and come to visit you on the hill. I convince you to taste one of my apples.
When you take a bite you are enchanted to sleep forever, or until true love's kiss awakens you. I ditch my disguise and rule on my Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

WK takes one for the team (we won't go into detail) and together, we take back the hill. WK then gets choke slammed through a table.

My Hill

**War Kitten**

I get up after being choke-slammed, and I kick Warboss in the naughty bits for his betrayal. He is now singing soprano on

My Hill

**snurl**

The Hill is alive with the sound of Music. The hill shakes you off, then goes back to sleep. I creep up to the top of my Hill.

**War Kitten**

The hill is now subject to the sound of silence, and I creep back up the Hill and I chokeslam you through a table

My Hill