King of the Hill

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**ZergSmasher**

I manifest psionic lightning all over the hill. I then climb up and toss your blackened, still twitching body off of

My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I throw a javelin at you, which then extends into several spears, leaving you looking like a pin cushion. I shout a war chant on

My Hill

**snurl**

Your yelling wakes me up, so I throw an alarm clock at you, knocking you senseless. I send you down the chute to the bottom of the hill, then I get some shut-eye on top of My Hill.

**War Kitten**

I suffocate you with your own pillow, and then I take a well-deserved nap on

My Hill

**WarbossDakka**

I choke you with your own pillow, and then I stay awake on

My Hill

**War Kitten**

I turn the tables on you, and I literally crush you with a table

My Hill

**snurl**

I table you on the first turn. Then I relax on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I throw you head first through a BURNING table on

My Hill

**War Kitten**

You foolishly used a table in my presence, and I strangle you for your crimes.

My Hill

**WarbossDakka**

You were not the first to use tables, as it was I who first used them. You have met your match foul kitten!

My Hill

**War Kitten**

Indeed we are well matched. So I hire my good friend Snurl to assassinate you, I then secure

My Hill

**snurl**

I happily assasinate the Warboss, then roll d20. According to the result on the table, my fee is one hill. I accept my payment and relax again on My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

We don't go down that easily. I put you in a box and bury you alive under

My Hill

**War Kitten**

I launch a sneak attack on Warboss and I succeed in killing him and then I claim the bounty on his head.

My Hill

**snurl**

I drag you, screaming, beneath the surface of My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I walk back on top of the hill, realising that no one is there. I wonder where everyone went on

My Hill

**War Kitten**

I come up from beneath the Earth and I smack you in the face with a hammer, knocking you unconscious and leaving me free to claim

My Hill

**snurl**

But only as my zombie thrall. You obediently hand me the hammer, then I send you to patrol the bottom of My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

As the avatar, I earthbend a large section of the hill, and crush you in a rock prison. You are trapped and unable to move on

My Hill

**snurl**

As i tunnel my way out, I strike a vein of gold. I begin a mining operation which soon yields platinum as well. I shrewdly invest my new wealth, then relax on My (Golden) Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I arrest you as the rights of the hill belong to WK. As you contemplate your new life in prison, I nuke the hill anyway. I wear a radiation suit on

My (glowing) Hill

**War Kitten**

I come back to life under my own control and I stab you 45 times in the chest with a rusty fork for nuking the Hill. I then begin to clean up

My Hill

**snurl**

I buy off the judge and return to My Hill, where I tip my groundskeeper WK very well for cleaning the place up.

**War Kitten**

I continue to serve on

Snurl's Hill

**Zarroc1733**

I creep up the hill and hit you in the back of the head with the broken table, and you roll of of

My Hill

**War Kitten**

After waking up I creep up the hill and hit you in the back of the head with a folding chair, and then I throw you off of

My Hill

**ZergSmasher**

I use my psionic powers to temporarily control your mind and make you run away from

My Hill.

**snurl**

I use my gastrointestinal powers to unleash a tremendous cloud of stinking methane gas, to chase you off of My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

Shield. D-throw. Jab. U-tilt. U-tilt. F-air. D-tilt. F-air. F-air. D-air spike.

True combo.

My Hill

**snurl**

I bulls-eye you with a proton torpedo in my T-16. Then I go back home to My Hill.