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I think the title is pretty self explanatory, just write in whatever stories you can remember. I, being below the legal limit, can't contribute.

Woken up in a backpacker hostel naked in a shared room with no memory of how I got there...oh wait you said "coolest" LOL

Um, drunk? Do you mean, drunk and playing 40k?

Shouldn't this be in the OT section?

I'd contribute but I don't want to get banned.

That sounded cool. Where's the OT section?

I was so drunk that I wasn't because I only drink coffee, hot chocolate, milk, and water.

Yea this really should be in the off topics forum, down below on the forums page. Alert a MOD to move it.

Done

I've only ever been "drunk" once.
I got into a fight with someone twice my size and sort of won kind of.

By that I assume you mean that he didn't personally beat you up, his buddies just mauled you with baseball bats and threw you out a fifth-story window, so you had the moral victory.

Canonness Rory wrote:I've only ever been "drunk" once.
I got into a fight with someone twice my size and sort of won kind of.

You must have used your tactical genius!

Cheese Elemental wrote:By that I assume you mean that he didn't personally beat you up, his buddies just mauled you with baseball bats and threw you out a fifth-story window, so you had the moral victory.

that was rude and unneccesary. If you don't drink what are you doing in this thread except trolling. get out. We should have something at the top of this thread to the effect of "underage kids need not apply"

I'm not sure if it counts as "cool" but on my 19th birthday (drinking age in Ontario is 19) i called my ex girlfriend (whom i was still very good friends with) and she came to hang out and i ended up begging her to marry me before she dragged me to her place across campus so my buddies diddn't kill me with too much alcohol. We also made youtube videos of us singing backstreet boys songs (my buddies and I, not her)

um......i've tried my hand at fire-breathing after a night of drinking.
I can get a pretty good fireball with everclear, but man that stuff is rough on your mouth.

I've also managed to hit it off fairly well with the occasional cute lass thanks to being more relaxed then usual after a few drinks.

The tragic thing about being drunk is you believe it's cool when your drunk and doing something but when you're sober you realize it's not cool at all and often it is just sad.

my friend once passed out from drinking the entire day and on anti-depressents on the side walk. he ended up on the cities site passed out and in his undies.

looking back, i'm rather glad i didn't lose my eyebrows or somesuch with my firebreathing antics

Made a 20 foot long, 10 foot wide gigantic cock out of glowsticks.

Man that was a surprise to wake up to the next day, especially since they were superglued to the sidewalk.

spartanghost wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:By that I assume you mean that he didn't personally beat you up, his buddies just mauled you with baseball bats and threw you out a fifth-story window, so you had the moral victory.

that was rude and unneccesary. If you don't drink what are you doing in this thread except trolling. get out. We should have something at the top of this thread to the effect of "underage kids need not apply"

I'm not sure if it counts as "cool" but on my 19th birthday (drinking age in Ontario is 19) i called my ex girlfriend (whom i was still very good friends with) and she came to hang out and i ended up begging her to marry me before she dragged me to her place across campus so my buddies diddn't kill me with too much alcohol. We also made youtube videos of us singing backstreet boys songs (my buddies and I, not her)

I am not trolling. You clearly can't tell when someone's being serious or not. Please unclench your buttocks and allow that rod to slide out a few inches, OK?

The coolest thing I ever did was spike the beer pong glasses (filled with miller) with some Jack Daniels. The guys were pretty drunk and only seemed to notice a slightly stronger miller. Neither one of them made it through the game.

Drunk at a strip club near the Pentagon partying with drunk congressmen and strippers.

Pipboy101 wrote:Drunk at a strip club near the Pentagon partying with drunk congressmen and strippers.

Crystal city restaurant??

Being a definite candidate for Dakka's most notorious Piss Artist, I can tell you I personally have done very little cool stuff whilst drunk.

Unless you count bouncing three lovely ladies on my knee at the same time cool. I have very strong legs.

Though there was that time involving the Shoppy Trolly, Adam, a Carpark, and some Safety Glass. In fact, any time we go drinking with Adam it turns into fun.

drakedeming wrote:

Pipboy101 wrote:Drunk at a strip club near the Pentagon partying with drunk congressmen and strippers.

Crystal city restaurant??

Yep. I remember that it was down the street from a place that had 1 dollar beers and penny wings. But my lasting memory of that night was a girl doing upside down pull ups spread open to the point of where I could see her soul from there. My team leader stood up, threw twenty in ones and saluted the flag clad bikini bottoms, "That is why I am defending my country!"

I spent a lot of my youth drunk (who didn't?) and off the top of my head there are quite a few "cool" things I did while drunk.

Crashing my friends car (he decided that he could teach me how to drive after about 10 pints), replacing pizza topping with chilli sauce at a friends party, climbing into some random room in Crete which happened to be full of hot girls (although I may have had beer goggles on at the time).

Wow, I was a real pain in the arse when I was a teenager. Looking back I can see that quite clearly.

Hmm found a barracks mate that I could not stand passed out in the common area and shaved the shape of a penis into his hair. Drunk pugil stick fights and floor buffer rodeos. Other than that, lots of sex... ah the good ol' days.

Another cool drunk time was my 21st birthday party. Opened a credit card and spent over 1000 USD on booze. The entire company was drunk, other units came over, drank and passed out. My next door neighbor was with his girlfriend. We created a pyrimid and my squad leader climbed up to the window with a polaroid. He snapped a couple of pictures and said, "Damn, you were right! It does look like twenty pounds of raw meat!"

The next moring the Sgt Major stopped by and found two naked girls passed out on the picnic bench. A keg resting threw the window of MP Partol Car (I was an MP), beer cans stuck to the ceiling and a private hanging out a window by his underware just for starters. It was trully a night to remember.

I've got so many more, like drunk firing free gun MK 19s, being chased by a angry mob of Koreans, ect...

Cripes. These are some great stories. I don't know why I was worried about getting banned. All I was gonna say was that I ended up in a threeway.

Pipboy101 wrote:Another cool drunk time was my 21st birthday party. Opened a credit card and spent over 1000 USD on booze. The entire company was drunk, other units came over, drank and passed out. My next door neighbor was with his girlfriend. We created a pyrimid and my squad leader climbed up to the window with a polaroid. He snapped a couple of pictures and said, "Damn, you were right! It does look like twenty pounds of raw meat!"

The next moring the Sgt Major stopped by and found two naked girls passed out on the picnic bench. A keg resting threw the window of MP Partol Car (I was an MP), beer cans stuck to the ceiling and a private hanging out a window by his underware just for starters. It was trully a night to remember.

I've got so many more, like drunk firing free gun MK 19s, being chased by a angry mob of Koreans, ect...

Nothin says lovin like a Mk19

Pipboy101 wrote:Another cool drunk time was my 21st birthday party. Opened a credit card and spent over 1000 USD on booze. The entire company was drunk, other units came over, drank and passed out. My next door neighbor was with his girlfriend. We created a pyrimid and my squad leader climbed up to the window with a polaroid. He snapped a couple of pictures and said, "Damn, you were right! It does look like twenty pounds of raw meat!"

The next moring the Sgt Major stopped by and found two naked girls passed out on the picnic bench. A keg resting threw the window of MP Partol Car (I was an MP), beer cans stuck to the ceiling and a private hanging out a window by his underware just for starters. It was trully a night to remember.

I've got so many more, like drunk firing free gun MK 19s, being chased by a angry mob of Koreans, ect...

I find myself having a hard time believing this. then i realise i WANT to believe it so; You sir, are and hero.