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**Shadowbrand**

Sweet. I just let em come to me.

I'm also however enjoying single life after a few long relationships.

**Quintinus**

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
But, I am getting better. I'm actually gonna ask a girl out tommorow, since today when we I managed to keep my crazy inside and make her think I'm (somewhat) sane.

Good show!

Honestly, it's way better to just ask her out and rejected than to never do it and kick yourself when you think of the opportunity you passed up.

I am really shy and introverted so getting a crush on a girl SUCKED me for me. Hell, it still kind of does. Sooo many opportunities...the worst was when I found out that this one girl that I REALLY liked who was really cute had also liked me a lot, and I fethed that up royally by not having the balls to go up and ask her.

This is from a high school senior, by the way.

You're a freshman, aren't you?

**Cheese Elemental**

Metro-2033 is the most depressing thing I've ever read.

**nintendoeats**

DP

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Or, they all genuinely want to see you again...

I haven't noticed this, I remember it being different though.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Vladsimpaler wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
But, I am getting better. I'm actually gonna ask a girl out tommorow, since today when we I managed to keep my crazy inside and make her think I'm (somewhat) sane.

Good show!

Honestly, it's way better to just ask her out and rejected than to never do it and kick yourself when you think of the opportunity you passed up.
I am really shy and introverted so getting a crush on a girl SUCKED me for me. Hell, it still kind of does. Sooo many opportunities...the worst was when I found out that this one girl that I REALLY liked who was really cute had also liked me a lot, and I fethed that up royally by not having the balls to go up and ask her.
This is from a high school senior, by the way.
You're a freshman, aren't you?

That's sorta the way I always looked at things. Of the admittidly few people I've asked out, I never beat around the bush. And this has worked to my advantage in that
they said no, but did it polietly but firmly to let me know it wasn't gonna happen.
Course, I've never been good at flirting so that prolly has something to do with it.

I'll let you know how it goes.

I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.

FETH!!!

**Slarg232**

metallifan wrote:
nintendoeats wrote:
metallifan wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Done with High School!

Hurray! Now you get to experience the crappy part of life! Responsibilities, bills, budgeting, and no summer, spring, or winter breaks and such! Sounds like a blast, no?

I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).

Give it 2 or 3 years. You'll be saying the opposite quite a bit, believe me.

HOORAY! Yeah, I know life has just started really, but still, I am AVAY from those people of which I hate oh so very, very much.

**Quintinus**

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.

FETH!!!

That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.

By the way, girls like decisive guys.

Ex:

GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."

But don't overthink. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.

Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Vladsimpaler wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.

FETH!!!

That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.

By the way, girls like decisive guys.

Ex:

GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."

See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD

Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.

Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.

How does this work?

GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!

If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.

**Quintinus**

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.

FETH!!!

That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.

By the way, girls like decisive guys.

Ex:

GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."

See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD

Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.

Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.

How does this work?

GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!

If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.

Haha, that's good!
And again, if you're actually doing stand up then you should be good at improv. The Land Whale comment was pretty funny.

Girls aren't as shallow as you are, trust me. The problem is that you think that they see you through the same lens that you see them. Not so.

**Cheesecat**

Vladsimpaler wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.

FETH!!!

That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.

By the way, girls like decisive guys.

Ex:

GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."

See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD

Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.

Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.

How does this work?

GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!

If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.

Haha, that's good!
And again, if you're actually doing stand up then you should be good at improv. The Land Whale comment was pretty funny.

Girls aren't as shallow as you are, trust me. The problem is that you think that they see you through the same lens that you see them. Not so.

Honestly I have the most bizarre relationships with girls they start randomly hugging me, talking to me, playing with my hair, drawing cute pictures all over my stuff but anytime, I show initiative they are at first friendly but then

they seem to lose interest.

**Slarg232**

I myself have no luck with the fairer sex. I have asked 3 girls out: one I dated 2 times before being put in the friends category, one who refused flat out, and the other of whom I asked her out, and got rejected by her best friend, as odd as that is.....

**Cheesecat**

Cheesecat wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Vladsimpaler wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.

FETH!!!

That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.

By the way, girls like decisive guys.

Ex:

GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."

See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD

Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.

Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.

How does this work?

GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!

If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.

Haha, that's good!
And again, if you're actually doing stand up then you should be good at improv. The Land Whale comment was pretty funny.

Girls aren't as shallow as you are, trust me. The problem is that you think that they see you through the same lens that you see them. Not so.

Honestly I have the most bizarre relationships with girls they start randomly hugging me, talking to me, playing with my hair, drawing cute pictures all over my stuff but anytime, I show initiative they are at first friendly but then

they seem to lose interest.

Sometimes they'll even sleep

with me!!!

But they have no interest in being friends or having sex.

Also the girl's I mention in the original quote range from ugly to absolutely fething gorgeous (I sometimes get high fives

from girls too).

**Tilean Bastard**

Just finished painting Ricco's Republican Guard, will post imagegraphs soon.

**Cheesecat**

I wonder where BaronIveagh gets all those little images I see him always changing in his sig?

**Khornholio**

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.

FETH!!!

When in doubt, whip it out.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

It looks like I'm not getting an interview...

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

Khornholio wrote:When in doubt, whip it out.

Okay, about 3 girls have had long conversations with me in my life, and even I know that this is a bad idea

.

**metallifan**

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:
Khornholio wrote:When in doubt, whip it out.

Okay, about 3 girls have had longh conversations with me in my life, and even I know that this is a bad idea .

That's when you proceed as follows:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

metallifan wrote:
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:
Khornholio wrote:When in doubt, whip it out.

Okay, about 3 girls have had longh conversations with me in my life, and even I know that this is a bad idea .

That's when you proceed as follows:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Woopee 1200 posts.

**metallifan**

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:
metallifan wrote:
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:
Khornholio wrote:When in doubt, whip it out.

Okay, about 3 girls have had longh conversations with me in my life, and even I know that this is a bad idea .

That's when you proceed as follows:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Woopee 1200 posts.

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

metallifan wrote:
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:
metallifan wrote:
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:
Khornholio wrote:When in doubt, whip it out.

Okay, about 3 girls have had longh conversations with me in my life, and even I know that this is a bad idea .

That's when you proceed as follows:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Woopee 1200 posts.

*bump* Woot yeah!

**Shadowbrand**

I fething love Salt amd Vinegar chips.

Mmmmm so salty.

**Tilean Bastard**

Bermuda Gumbo

**Anshal**

Beer and porn

**Khornholio**

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:
Khornholio wrote:When in doubt, whip it out.

Okay, about 3 girls have had long conversations with me in my life, and even I know that this is a bad idea .

Then you're doing it wrong.

**metallifan**

It's okay dude, I already pointed out Chloroform

**Khornholio**

Having "long conversations" with girls before gettin' down to bidness is putting the cart in front of the horse, so to speak. But, it also depends on one's age. As I've gotten older, I've followed more of a "No Peter, no problem" philosophy, with limitations on the obvious (i.e. obesity, harelips, lobotomy scars, etc.)

If you have Edward James Olmos skin, then chloroform is the way to go. But, white wine is cheaper and chicks usually like it.

**Cheese Elemental**

God, listening to you guys rabbiting on about how to chat up women is nauseating. Drop the 'so ronery' stuff already.

**metallifan**

Khornholio wrote:If you have Edward James Olmos skin, then chloroform is the way to go. But, white wine is cheaper and chicks usually like it.

The difference is, they can still say no after you fill them full of cheap wine.

With Chloroform, "No" means "Yes"

Hey, it's not rape if they aren't fighting back!

*BLAM*