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2009/07/22 19:37:19
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/07/22 19:58:06
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Perturbed Blood Angel Tactical Marine
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Don't eat at McDonalds for a while?
More like ever.
That's a funny story, though. Well... Besides the fact that a human being died.
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2009/07/22 20:01:12
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Is this a bit like when you take a bite of an apple and find half a maggot in the apple?
I mean, did they find a woman's body or some of a woman's body?
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2009/07/22 20:04:18
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I while answer your question with a question of my own.
Do you know what soylent green is made from?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/07/22 20:05:41
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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....hahahaha....
it was probably the rats...
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2009/07/22 20:06:24
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Frazzled wrote:I while answer your question with a question of my own.
Do you know what soylent green is made from?
Yes.
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2009/07/22 23:19:38
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Killer Klaivex
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I don't.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/22 23:27:22
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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It's made from locally grown, organic vegetables.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/07/22 23:30:00
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Killer Klaivex
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Read the story:
Holy gak, I knew there was something pretty  up in the burgers. I'm sticking to KFC from now on.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/22 23:30:23
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/23 00:19:08
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Cruel Corsair
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Several high school kids were dismissed from one of the local McDonalds for spiiting onto the burgers during the night shifts. I guess they watched too many eminem videos.
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2009/07/23 00:31:49
Subject: Re:Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Maybe, maybe not, of the 5 people i know who work or worked at mcdonalds none of them will eat there... ever... methinks there's a reason...
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early bird gets the worm
second mouse gets the cheese
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2009/07/23 01:19:35
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Pyre Troll
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i stopped eating at mcdonalds around the time i saw a guy working there, cleaning out the fryer with a scoop and a huge rubber glove, and looked like a slightly taller then average clone of hitler.....
actually, i just don't like the food much, though i did actually see that guy......once......and then he was gone
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2009/07/23 01:38:40
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Wonderful!!,I had McDonalds for lunch today,I'll be up all night now.
Wonder if I have a potential lawsuit here?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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2009/07/23 03:03:35
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Cheese Elemental wrote:
Holy gak, I knew there was something pretty up in the burgers. I'm sticking to KFC from now on.
This statement amuses me.
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2009/07/23 03:07:47
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Killer Klaivex
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Ironic, but at least KFC don't dump dead bodies in their processing plants.
Then again, maybe they do. Perhaps the local fish and chip shop is the smart option.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/23 03:08:42
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/23 04:12:55
Subject: Re:Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Sneaky Kommando
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i had been wondering why there was that slight corpse flavor with my burgers, at first i thought it was just the microwave burger i was eating, now i know.
Not a huge loss for me though i always found BK > McDonald's 
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2009/07/23 04:21:06
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Killer Klaivex
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No, the corpse flavour is there as standard. It's the ground-up dead baby that gives it that flavour.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/23 04:27:44
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Why has no one brought up the fact that FOX News is evil and biased yet?
I don't think we can trust them on this.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/07/23 04:29:20
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Killer Klaivex
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FOX is evil and biased.
Happy now?
Een Befaw Lawk.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/23 04:29:47
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/23 05:03:10
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Cheese Elemental wrote:FOX is evil and biased.
Happy now?
Een Befaw Lawk.
Oh and cnn isnt?
All news stations are biased one way or the other.
Mainly there leftist
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/23 05:04:14
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Killer Klaivex
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Well, Orkeo asked for it. Somebody had to say it, and I thought I'd break the ice.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/23 06:15:06
Subject: Re:Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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2009/07/23 10:26:07
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Sandwich you Colonial fool! SANDWICH.
After the Earl of Sandwich, a habitual Gambler who, allegedly, ordered his servant to fix him something to eat with a single hand.
So yeah, yet another Culinary Delight from your Obvious Superiors 
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2009/07/23 10:29:26
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Meh right know its getting where fast food chains are getting digusting.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/23 11:12:38
Subject: Re:Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Hey!!! Keep it down, the Military Industrial Complex (Praise be) isn't going to engineer a proper Zombie Holocaust any time soon with heretical talk like that spreading around. You and your freedom of speech...
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2009/07/23 12:19:34
Subject: Re:Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/07/23 14:45:16
Subject: Re:Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Nasty Nob
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Shocking Update:
A suspect has been captured...
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks 
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/07/23 15:58:54
Subject: Re:Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Wicked Warp Spider
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A guy that was part of my old gaming group who worked at Wendy's claimed to have ejaculated in the chili, though I question the veracity of the claim as that would probably be difficult to do surreptitiously. Then again, where there is a will there is a way.
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2009/07/23 16:42:49
Subject: Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE
Now you do Cheese, now you do.
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2009/07/23 20:18:43
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Huge Hierodule
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Once again, KFC is considering reviseing their Slogan: "Finger Lickin' Good"
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