Dude don't eat at McDonalds for a while

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**whatwhat**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Sandwich you Colonial fool! SANDWICH.

After the Earl of Sandwich, a habitual Gambler who, allegedly, ordered his servant to fix him something to eat with a single hand.

Who calls them sandwiches anyway. If somebody offered me a sandwich then gave me a burger, I wouldn't believe my luck

**Ahtman**

I had an obese boss at McDonald's when I worked there in High School that would fill a cup with pancake batter and dip McNuggets in it. Yummy.

**person person**

They do do alot of weird stuff with their food

e.g. put sugar on kid's meal fries to make it more addicting, burgers are basically nuked, I don't even want to know what they do with that "secret sauce", why does the McFlurry come with that messed up spoon, and I know that there is something messed with their fountain drinks, they don't taste right, I just know it!

**warpcrafter**

McDonald's secret sauce is thousand island dressing, which is ketchup, mayonnaise and pickle relish.

**person person**

Whats so secret about it then?

**Grignard**

person person wrote: Whats so secret about it then?

Nothing, its a marketing term.

**Gitkikka**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Sandwich you Colonial fool! SANDWICH.

After the Earl of Sandwich, a habitual Gambler who, allegedly, ordered his servant to fix him something to eat with a single hand.

Definition time!

Sandwich - Something you make for yourself. "I made a tasty sandwich today."

Sammich - Something made for you by someone else. "Git in that kitchen and make me a sammich!"

Also: People preparing my food where I can't see them gives me the heebie-jeebies.

**KingCracker**

Well with billions and billions served, I think they wouldnt have to worry if they just came out and said "Yes we make our burgers from dead bums we "find" in the streets" People will just say thats ok, I like the taste

Automatically Appended Next Post:
And on that note, the new mushroom & swiss they make is REALLY good.

I just hope it doesnt contain human

**JohnHwangDD**

But right now, they got Beanie Babies in the Happy Meals...

And I'm dropping money on "food", I'm eating it!

**garret**

I went into a mcdonalds and started Talking about that
Story. Someone actually vomited.

**karnaeya**

Mcdonalds is cheap for a reason.. dead people are free.

**Cheese Elemental**

karnaeya wrote:Mcdonalds is cheap for a reason.. dead people are free.

I beg to differ. I pay a premium for children's hearts, and Fat Man steak costs a lot these days.

**person person**

Cheese Elemental wrote:
karnaeya wrote:Mcdonalds is cheap for a reason.. dead people are free.

I beg to differ. I pay a premium for children's hearts, and Fat Man steak costs a lot these days.

Maybe Mcdonalds just makes 'em cheaper, 'cause their Mcdonalds.

**rubiksnoob**

Soylent green comes to mind.

**Mad Rabbit**

Eh I don't eat McDonald's anyway. It's gross. Especially with places like Wendy's where you can get small bacon cheeseburgers for $.99 (yum).

Also, feth em all. Five Guys is the best burger you will ever eat. Also, the best group sex jokes you will ever make.

**usernamesareannoying**

i love mcdonalds.
Ill take one McSoylent green please...