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I was 15 one hour and forty seven minutes ago!

Just thought I'd stick it too all you Old farts on Dakka

Thanks, happy birthday you do know baldness starts at 15 right?

Hang on a moment...

Lord-Loss in the 'What's on your mind' thread wrote:Thinking about going camping with my mate monday, gonna buy some booze tomorow.

What?

YOU GOT A PROBLEM BUDDY?!?

Cheese Elemental wrote:Hang on a moment...

Lord-Loss in the 'What's on your mind' thread wrote:Thinking about going camping with my mate monday, gonna buy some booze tomorow.

What?

Well I wouldnt be camping If it was legal

Nothing like good old under age drinking.

booze at 15? naughty naughty

Vulkan77 wrote:booze at 15? naughty naughty

I was 14 then.

I knew a guy who got drunk and dashed his brains on a rock when he was 15.

Haha first time i was drunk was in 1987 after the hurricane

I knew a guy who got drunk and got his leg ripped open on a escalator... and did not notice... and he was erm.... umm, 43 or so, AND my uncle .

My other uncle decided to be a lawyer at a bar once... but he happens to be a doctor with his own practice; it pays to be smart and drunk .

Vulkan77 walks into a bar


Ouch!!!

very old joke

Ouch!.

Ive ran into fences, tripped over tent poles, been slapped and punched in the face numerous times all when drunk.

My worst one, got a little drunk 3yrs ago walked 3 miles home with no problem, took my socks off overbalanced backwards, split the back of my head open on my wardrobe, ambulance, casualty 5 staples in the back of my head.

Im thinking of staying up all night.

If I sleep now I wont wake up to like 12, If I stay up then I can have a nap about 7am and still be awake as much If I slept all night.

Sounds good thats what i'm doing with a nice bottle of red wine

Lord-Loss wrote:If I sleep now I wont wake up to like 12, If I stay up then I can have a nap about 7am and still be awake as much If I slept all night.

If you make a habit of debating the relevance of a good nights sleep you will start to see the world a bit more like this.



And a bit less like this.



Wow... that is one epic watch glance. He only needs to lift his arm enough to see the time, he doesn't even need to turn his head. Absolutely epic

Go buy all the porn and violent movies you can!!
You've got 90 days of impunity from the UK's obscenity laws!

Lord-Loss wrote:I was 15 one hour and forty seven minutes ago!

Just thought I'd stick it too all you Old farts on Dakka

congrats... now get a job

Bragging about underage drinking, at 15??!?!?!!?!?!

MODS?!?!?!!?

Seriously???!?

Another fine upstanding citizen in the making I see.

whitedragon wrote:Bragging about underage drinking, at 15??!?!?!!?!?!

MODS?!?!?!!?

Seriously???!?

Another fine upstanding citizen in the making I see.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

whitedragon wrote:Bragging about underage drinking, at 15??!?!?!!?!?!

MODS?!?!?!!?

Seriously???!?

Another fine upstanding citizen in the making I see.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

HEY!!

If I remember correctly, MDG (mighta been someone else) advocated underage drinking in one of my threads a while back. So you only have MDG to blame.

ALso, Ihave drunk, but not gotten drunk.

LOL happy birthday

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:ALso, Ihave drunk, but not gotten drunk.

Yes... this line. I said that like this "I am dehydrated...", and no it does not work.

Bill Clinton did not inhale, yep... same difference . Wow, maybe this thread is bad? I don't care, this is up to the Mods, after all there are quite a few countries... meh, stale argument.

Wrexasaur wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:ALso, Ihave drunk, but not gotten drunk.

Yes... this line. I said that like this "I am dehydrated...", and no it does not work.

Bill Clinton did not inhale, yep... same difference . Wow, maybe this thread is bad? I don't care, this is up to the Mods, after all there are quite a few countries... meh, stale argument.

Hey, I may drink, but only enough to get a pleasant buzz.

Also to the OP, lucky bastard.

So an Irishman walks out of a bar....

I think you'll find I tend to just advocate drinking, and then ridicule the lesser men that cannot keep pace with my manly drinking pace!

Which is a point. I need to be looking into procuring booze for Renewal tomorrow. Lets see.....4 day event, incurring 4 nights....erm....call it 15 bottles a day......60 bottles of lovely, brown booze each.....but able to ponce other peoples, replacing bottle of brown booze with god-knows-what homebrew....I reckon 30 bottles ought to do the trick!

Best dig out the Tankard as well. That would be handy.

Lord-Loss wrote:I was 15 one hour and forty seven minutes ago!

Just thought I'd stick it too all you Old farts on Dakka

Just kidding , happy BDAY!! ( any warhammer related presents? )

It is actaully legal for a minor to drink in licensed premises in the UK just not in the bar the law says that anyone over the age of 5 can drink in thr Lounge/Restaurant as long as the alcohol is purchased by a person of legal age.

Bah, stop knocking the fella. By 15/16 we'd moved onto using the locale underagers pub of choice. Kids where i grew up were out drinking and whatever by 12/13. The difference is we would find someplace remote and hidden rather than as you see nowadays where the little scrotes are wondering around town centres by the early evening wasted and being a pest. We'd be out on the beaches having parties or using the houses of the latchkey kids whos parents had gone out on the drink.

Mate, go out and do what you want to do, why, cos you're gonna do it anyway whatever internets people tell you. Do it with mates who you trust. Do it only as much as you are comfortable with. If your gonna screw a lass, use a rubber and make sure she's entirely happy with the idea. Don't drink alchopops cos they are for women. Don't mix too many different types of drink so much cos that usually results in a barfing session. If you're gonna go drinking out in the wilds, clean your gak up the next day, my mate's dog got it's paws all fethed up due to some idiots leaving broken glass all over the nearby woods, I don't give a huge amount of gak about people but animals deserve better and wild places need to be kept clear of humanity's junk.

Ah, Thunderbird and MD 20/20...takes me back.../hic

As to 'sticking it' to this old fart, I done more gak in my life than the rolling stones, you could probably floor me at 40k, but I doubt there are many that can outdo me on this topic.

And happy birthday.

On the subject of underaged drinking,go out and have fun,don't get too carried away,and don't make a nuisance of yourself.I don't like the idea but I guess your only ever young once and you should have fun with it,I guess.

Anywho happy birthday,hope you got some nice stuff from family and friends.