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2009/08/26 08:31:08
Subject: Re:Im 15!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Wow, the b-day thread got high-jacked. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/26 08:57:27
Subject: Im 15!
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Killer Klaivex
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/26 14:25:44
Subject: Re:Im 15!
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:results in a barfing session.
The nights not over into it ends in a barfing session 
Im seriously disapointed in Dakka youth, were your spirit! Your sense of adventure!
Im getting my Bike army after going like three months without warhammer. Sold my CSM to some kid.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/08/26 14:29:26
Subject: Im 15!
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Killer Klaivex
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There's no 'spirit' or 'adventure' involved in underage drinking (or drinking till you puke). It's sheer stupidity and if you do it for fun, you are an idiot.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/26 14:36:26
Subject: Im 15!
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
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Cheese Elemental wrote:There's no 'spirit' or 'adventure' involved in underage drinking (or drinking till you puke). It's sheer stupidity and if you do it for fun, you are an idiot.
Jesus, QFT!
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2009/08/26 14:43:25
Subject: Im 15!
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Morphing Obliterator
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What are you kids still doing up? We wouldnt have put up with this sort of malarky in my day.
Good dose of national service is what you all need! Sort you right out!
grumble...
(Happy Birthday!)
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2009/08/26 16:05:18
Subject: Im 15!
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Member of the Malleus
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The best part of drinking is watching EVERYONE ELSE get to the point of puking horribly.
Drink manly drink. Scotch, Beer, Mead, Brandy being high on the list.
Bacardi, Vodka, ANY alcopops and a lot of cocktails being on the list, right under fairy floss and tomato juice for manliness
EDIT: 150 Posts!
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2009/08/26 16:52:07
Subject: Im 15!
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Battleship Captain
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Jimi Nemesis wrote:Bacardi, Vodka, ANY alcopops and a lot of cocktails being on the list, right under fairy floss and tomato juice for manliness
EDIT: 150 Posts!
Feel free to drink those, juts make sure that you have about thirteen before noticing any change in yourself.
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2009/08/26 18:01:16
Subject: Re:Im 15!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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happy birthday... PUNK!  Automatically Appended Next Post: whitedragon wrote:Bragging about underage drinking, at 15??!?!?!!?!?!
MODS?!?!?!!?
Seriously???!?
Another fine upstanding citizen in the making I see.
world citizen no Dakka citizen YES!!! Underage, drunk, boastful, son have you ever thought about being a mod?...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/08/26 20:01:39
Subject: Re:Im 15!
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Yes, happy fething birthday. You iz da winner.
(sorry, I'm in a bad mood at the the minute. You probably don't care, I know, but anyway, HAPPY BDAY! )
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2009/08/27 00:38:20
Subject: Im 15!
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Plastictrees
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Cheese Elemental wrote:There's no 'spirit' or 'adventure' involved in underage drinking (or drinking till you puke). It's sheer stupidity and if you do it for fun, you are an idiot.
Its what you consider fun realy. I have alot of friends who just drink into there tipsy (Different term may be used in Australia) I dont decide to drink, but just consume enough to make me puke. But puking never realy bothered me anyway.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/08/27 01:03:41
Subject: Im 15!
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva
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Wooo happy birthday have a good one.
Don't mind the haters do what all the good guys do and go out, get smashed and just generally have a ball. *belch* falls off his bar stool.
PS Remember what Oscar Wilde said (I think it was him?) 'Hell is where the interesting people are'.
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2009/08/27 01:56:05
Subject: Im 15!
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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He also said he could resist everything ... bar temptation.
@Lord-loss, another fine chav in the making.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2009/08/27 02:06:41
Subject: Im 15!
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Plastictrees
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chromedog wrote:He also said he could resist everything ... bar temptation.
@Lord-loss, another fine chav in the making.
I find being called a Chav very very offensive. Ive never worn trackies in my life, dont drink white lightning or say init. I have alot of friends my age who drink but are not chavs. Im still thinking of ways to get rid of chavs. The best Ive got is mass genocide and time travel.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/08/27 08:33:02
Subject: Im 15!
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Lord-Loss wrote:chromedog wrote:He also said he could resist everything ... bar temptation.
@Lord-loss, another fine chav in the making.
I find being called a Chav very very offensive. Ive never worn trackies in my life, dont drink white lightning or say init. I have alot of friends my age who drink but are not chavs.
Im still thinking of ways to get rid of chavs. The best Ive got is mass genocide and time travel.
It's a shame if 4 chavs go over a cliff in a range rover.
You can fit 2 more in the boot.
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2009/08/27 08:37:08
Subject: Im 15!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Happy birfday mate!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/08/27 11:06:23
Subject: Im 15!
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Killer Klaivex
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What do you call a dozen bogans at the bottom of the ocean?
Not enough.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/27 11:08:04
Subject: Im 15!
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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How do you stop a Chav from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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2009/08/27 11:10:18
Subject: Im 15!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What do you call a Chav in a white hoodie?
The bride.
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2009/08/27 11:15:02
Subject: Im 15!
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Killer Klaivex
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What's white, red, and comes in two pieces?
A bogan in a sawmill.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/27 11:32:15
Subject: Im 15!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Why did they call the chav 'Batman'?
Cos he was never outside without robbin...
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2009/08/27 11:37:15
Subject: Im 15!
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Killer Klaivex
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What's white, red, and goes round and round?
A bogan in a blender.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/27 13:30:58
Subject: Im 15!
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Plastictrees
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What do you do to a Chav with half a face?
Stop laughing and re-load.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/08/27 13:56:24
Subject: Im 15!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Its ironical that I've most of these as lawyer jokes as well.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/08/27 14:08:10
Subject: Im 15!
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Member of the Malleus
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And babies, and racist type jokes.
They are very re usable
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2009/08/27 15:23:37
Subject: Im 15!
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Plastictrees
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I got the best dead baby jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them!
I put that on my bio on Live and I got banned for a day, Unbelieveable!
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/08/27 15:28:24
Subject: Im 15!
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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How do you get 10 babies into a ziploc container?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritoes.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/08/27 15:32:31
Subject: Im 15!
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Plastictrees
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Whats the Difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I dont have a BMW in my garage 
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/08/27 15:52:22
Subject: Re:Im 15!
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Madrak Ironhide
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Frazzled wrote:happy birthday... PUNK!
world citizen no
Dakka citizen YES!!!
Underage, drunk, boastful, son have you ever thought about being a mod?...
That explains SO much.
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2009/08/27 16:23:33
Subject: Re:Im 15!
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Battleship Captain
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What gets redder as it gets smaller?
A gangsta fed through a belt sander.
What do you call one gangsta on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call ten gangstas on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call all gangstas on the moon?
A solution.
DOn't know bout you, but in my area a gangsta is the word used for wannabes that moved from the city into my (very far from civilization) neck of the woods who cuss and try to act all cool.
Also interchangable with ass, dick, c**t, moron, punk, and if you're in the UK, chav, and for our Australian friends, bogans.
Yes, I hate them all and have been waging a secret war, slowly but surely killing them off by poisoning their McDonalds.
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