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Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.

Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.

Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.

This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:If she's old enough to pee, then that's good enough for me.

If there's fluff above her muff, then she's old enough.

One for each.

@ GES- Sorry to hear that, brosef. Better luck next time. Anyway, don't get too worried. There are many more figurative fish in the figurative sea. If you know what I mean.


Anyway, onto my life.

So yeah, next week I am going to two proms with the girl I like. We go to different schools, I am going to hers and she is going to mine. For some reason I can't shake the feeling that she doesn't like me. But at the same time, she invited me to her prom so she has to kind of like me, you know?

This is where the me thinking too much comes in. Maybe if I knock myself out I would stop/maybe if I go watch some pr0n I'd stop thinking about it.

You do realize, I was joking.

I do, I just thought that it was a funny image and I wanted to take advantage of it.
No hard feelings.

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.

Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.

Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.

This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.

You're lucky to be in SoCal, in Missouri we have things like morality and abstinence and crap like that blah blah blah. Where you going to college?

Stormrider wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.

Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.

Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.

This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.

You're lucky to be in SoCal, in Missouri we have things like morality and abstinence and crap like that blah blah blah. Where you going to college?

Haha, not exactly as I go to a private school. What's worse, the girl whose prom I am going to goes to a Catholic school. Yessir. It's funny because they have all these rules about what to wear and what not to wear. I felt like I was transported to the Victorian era for a moment.

I am going to St. Edward's. It's a small liberal arts school in Austin Texas. I am really looking forward to it.

Vladsimpaler wrote:I do, I just thought that it was a funny image and I wanted to take advantage of it.
No hard feelings.

Well that's good, I'm glad were cool now.

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.

Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.

Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.

This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.

You're lucky to be in SoCal, in Missouri we have things like morality and abstinence and crap like that blah blah blah. Where you going to college?

Haha, not exactly as I go to a private school. What's worse, the girl whose prom I am going to goes to a Catholic school. Yessir. It's funny because they have all these rules about what to wear and what not to wear. I felt like I was transported to the Victorian era for a moment.

I am going to St. Edward's. It's a small liberal arts school in Austin Texas. I am really looking forward to it.

Private school? yech! Dress codes are not cool.

Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them

Stormrider wrote:

Private school? yech! Dress codes are not cool.

Haha, you get used to it, it's all good.

Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them

Yeah, Austin is pretty awesome. I am really looking forward to going there. I am going to visit there this summer and get all my classes and whatnot together. Then in August, I'm there for good. It's going to be nice to get out of state. A ton of people from my grade are staying in California.

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:

Private school? yech! Dress codes are not cool.

Haha, you get used to it, it's all good.

Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them

Yeah, Austin is pretty awesome. I am really looking forward to going there. I am going to visit there this summer and get all my classes and whatnot together. Then in August, I'm there for good. It's going to be nice to get out of state. A ton of people from my grade are staying in California.

Well, try not to have too much fun. Don't let the T-cips get to ya either. I can't stand the Longhorns.

Stormrider wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:

Private school? yech! Dress codes are not cool.

Haha, you get used to it, it's all good.

Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them

Yeah, Austin is pretty awesome. I am really looking forward to going there. I am going to visit there this summer and get all my classes and whatnot together. Then in August, I'm there for good. It's going to be nice to get out of state. A ton of people from my grade are staying in California.

Well, try not to have too much fun. Don't let the T-cips get to ya either. I can't stand the Longhorns.

Thank you! I will try and keep that in mind.

I made a bet on Tuesday night that if the Orlando Magic lost to the Celtics I would wrestle a gator. Well, they lost. Guess who wrestled a gator today?

<< THIS GUY!

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Guess who's still single?

I asked her out in gym. The following conversation has not been edited.

GES: Hey, you doing anything this weekend or next?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
GES: I believe that is why I asked if you were doing anything this weekend or next, yes.
Girl: I'm sorry, I really really am, but I have a boyfriend. (Proceeds to show me a text to prove this.)

GES: So what? I don't give a feth about that guy. Let's hook up. It's your life, right? He doesn't own you.

So, now when she says "No" - and she would - her weekend with Mr.X is going to be him trying to figure out why she is being the queen B to him, leading to their break up sometime on or around Monday at lunch. GES then steps into the breech on Wednesday/Thursday, takes her out Friday. Again Saturday, and without doubt, whips it out.

Khornholio wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Guess who's still single?

I asked her out in gym. The following conversation has not been edited.

GES: Hey, you doing anything this weekend or next?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
GES: I believe that is why I asked if you were doing anything this weekend or next, yes.
Girl: I'm sorry, I really really am, but I have a boyfriend. (Proceeds to show me a text to prove this.)

GES: So what? I don't give a feth about that guy. Let's hook up. It's your life, right? He doesn't own you.

So, now when she says "No" - and she would - her weekend with Mr.X is going to be him trying to figure out why she is being the queen B to him, leading to their break up sometime on or around Monday at lunch. GES then steps into the breech on Wednesday/Thursday, takes her out Friday. Again Saturday, and without doubt, whips it out, so he can carry it home, detached

Fixed it

I broke 2 fingers...

No guitar for awhile. I'm fething pissed.

I Haz Kwestshun...

Why the hell would you break two of your fingers if you knew it would piss you off?

I'm watching 'The Wind That Shakes the Barley' - great film. Cilian Murphy is electrifying in it.

I am fething pissed. I had my talen show today, and was the first act up, which isn't what pissed me off.
I did my entrance, which consisted of me running ariund and trying to get people to get pumped up for the next acts.

Nobody felt like being pumped up. I then went onstage, and told two jokes, each about a minute long. I then got a cue from one of the emcees that I needed to finish, and quickly.
WTF? I told two jokes, and you already want me off? I'm supposed to be here fr awhile to get people cranked up.

I finish my set. I walk off. I am pissed because not only were people rude during my set, but because I was not allowed to finish the set at my own pace.

I then get called out agian for a one liner. I do this, and walk off once again. Slightly less pissed because people weren't as big dicks as they were before.

About thirtry minutes later, I'm relaxing with a few of the other performers. I then get called out a third time to stall for time (which wasn't supposed to happen.)
I perform the rest of my set, and get out, not even bother to bow or thank people, because they were being rude dickheads.

I then help one of the other performers, and get to witness how big a dick the audience really is.

My buddy Eric is playing classical musci on his guitar, and doing very well. Throughout the performance, people are shingin cell phones to try an dblind him, or trying to interfere with the mike.
The same happened when my friend Zach went to perfrom on the piano.

I spent hours practicing, an entire year writing jokes, and ended up getting ten mintes of utter disrespect by a bunch of fine young urbanites who only wanted to listen to some crappy rap music.

Wow, that really blows. Sorry about that. :/



Well, I walked from my local GW home, it took about an hour. It was nice to not really think about much other than getting home and relaxing and getting a drink. It was kinda hot out but it was refreshing to not be thinking about if this girl likes me or not, or something else that's probably just as stupid or even more stupid.

I just can't understand why someone would act that why to someon who's trying to make them laugh or to make their life a little less sucky.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I just can't understand why someone would act that why to someon who's trying to make them laugh or to make their life a little less sucky.

People are dicks, get used to it.

Stormrider wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I just can't understand why someone would act that why to someon who's trying to make them laugh or to make their life a little less sucky.

People are dicks, get used to it.

I know that, I just didn't think they would carry that attitude over into a high school talent show.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Stormrider wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I just can't understand why someone would act that why to someon who's trying to make them laugh or to make their life a little less sucky.

People are dicks, get used to it.

I know that, I just didn't think they would carry that attitude over into a high school talent show.

It's sad, but it is all too true. I watched my HS FB career end to a bucnh of trashtalking dickholes form KC. I was about to throat chop their center.

But whatever, can't let them bother you, hecklers are an epidemic for comedians. Got to turn it against them.


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Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.

Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.

Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.

This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.

feth her best friend and go "HaHa bitch!"

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.

Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.
Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.
This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.

feth her best friend and go "HaHa bitch!"

Or you could rape... I mean write a angry letter to her!!!

Yeah. Q!

That should do it.

Thats one pissed off Q yo.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Yeah. Q!

That should do it.

I'm pretty sure hate sex is a better solution than fisting.

I am not going to lie, the twenty three year old hair dresser at the place I get my hair done regularily is kinda hot....... too bad I'm only 18.

If there is one person in the entire world that can ruin my day, it's my mom.

Without fail. She stresses me out so fething much. I can't fething take it. She is ruining our family.

She wants us to get our house painted so she started removing bookshelves. For no reason, and our house looks fine.

We're having a garage sale tomorrow, and she is tearing the house apart. It fething pisses me off. And when she gets angry, which she does a lot, she yells at my brother and me and makes living unpleasant.

I hate that stupid bitch. I could go my entire life without ever speaking to her again. I don't even want to go to her funeral.

Slarg232 wrote:I am not going to lie, the twenty three year old hair dresser at the place I get my hair done regularily is kinda hot....... too bad I'm only 18.

You're lucky the hairdresser I had was nice and talkative, but was obese and had this annoying habit of pressing her genitalia wherever my hand was.