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That last post was a poor joke, btw Maternal instinct I make definite allowances for as it's fairly easy to prove.

You know what the perfect woman would be?

A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.

But yeah.

No harm, no foul. It's just that with you, it's hard to know. Really, really, hard. As in I never even know if you've just been trolling us ever since you joined.

Slarg, if several fellows on this site can find wives similar to what you've described(sans that last part), then I'm sure you will too.

micahaphone wrote:No harm, no foul. It's just that with you, it's hard to know. Really, really, hard. As in I never even know if you've just been trolling us ever since you joined.

Speaking of trolls, a bisexual friend of mine put up "Trollololololololololol" as her facebook status, to which I replied "Begone Troll! Go back under your bride and bother us no more".



Notice the missing letter


We all kind of laughed at it, it was funny.

Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?

A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.

But yeah.

I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definately a keeper friend

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?

A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.

But yeah.

I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definately a keeper friend

Fair enough, about the Red Head.

Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.

Smack her on the head and drag her to your home.

Maternal and paternal instinct are part of genetics (in fact, when a guy emotionally believes a child is his, his estrogen levels rise, leading to far more protective behavior-- thus the overprotective dad syndrome), though that doesn't stop them from being either ignored or twisted into something incredibly horrible and perverse.

Agree with Melissia for once. Wait what was this thread About? Okay... I dont think 'opposite gender' Is very accuarte as a title i would say more 'things you don't understand about those you fancy' is closer to the mark. The thing i dislike/don't understand is the Whole 'Mixed signals' thing...

Slarg232 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?

A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.

But yeah.

I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definately a keeper friend

Fair enough, about the Red Head.

Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.

Smack her on the head and drag her to your home.

Zug Zug

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?

A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.

But yeah.

I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definitely a keeper friend

Fair enough, about the Red Head.

Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.

Smack her on the head and drag her to your home. :thumbs up:

Zug Zug

Holy Hell...did you just make a reference to that ridiculous Ringo Starr film??

So, I've been reading my human sexuality textbook recently...

And holy crap, it's filled with tonnes of like... knowledge! And lots of it.

...just pointing that out...

Melissia wrote:Maternal and paternal instinct are part of genetics (in fact, when a guy emotionally believes a child is his, his estrogen levels rise, leading to far more protective behavior-- thus the overprotective dad syndrome), though that doesn't stop them from being either ignored or twisted into something incredibly horrible and perverse.

But doesn't that work the other way around aswell? It's nothing rare, that women wants a big guy, due to him being better suited as a "protector".

Here in Denmark, it's actually quite often you experience the girls being the ones, that makes the first move, and takes the initiative, when wanting to enter into a conversation with the opposite sex.
- The interesting part, however, is that it's often the big and buffed guy, that the girls chooses. My older brother even stated, that picking up girls, back when he was frequently working out, was alot easier than ususal.

FITZZ wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:You know what the perfect woman would be?

A gal who, while not necessarily partaking in my nerdish games like Warhammer or games of the Virtual variety, but accepts them. Being able and willing to WAAAAAGH! is always a plus. She isn't a nerd herself, but she accepts my nerdish tendencies and accepts my Geek Outs. Beautiful, smart, always been weak kneed for women with glasses/red hair, so that's a plus.

But yeah.

I met one of those, but she is not a red head, and does wear glasses some times. But she is 16 and she won't date older men. Shes definitely a keeper friend

Fair enough, about the Red Head.

Also man, if she's your age/interested in you, caveman her, caveman her good.

Smack her on the head and drag her to your home. :thumbs up:

Zug Zug

Holy Hell...did you just make a reference to that ridiculous Ringo Starr film??

Warcraft Orcs more likely. My roomie said the same thing when I made the same reference

Well, my week has been a bucketload of crap.

First, a cyst I have on a rather... 'sensitive' area became infected and it had to be incised (or cut open) and drained (but this is the NHS, so it was done between thumb and forefinger) with no anasthetic or numbing cream etc. of any kind.

Then during a check-up on wednesday about it I learned it hadn't been drained properly (-.-) and might need to be re-drained if it got re-infected. I also learned that a referral the A&E doctor I saw on Monday should've put through to the Urology dept. to have it completely excised was never put through, and I had to have my GP do it and I should recieved a reply within... 16 weeks.

To top it all, it aches and totally ruined my plans for this week and next week.

Oh the joys of the NHS ¬.¬

That's really gross.

I hope you get better soon.

It is really gross. The antibiotics i'm on are huge and taste horrible, so they get stuck in my throat (or feel like it) and I can taste them whenever I burp =/

And thanks I hope i get better soon too; this is becoming quite a large inconvenience.

Have you tried leeches?

Or gypsy's tears?

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I don't understand that maternal instinct thing. Pretty stupid.

On a different note, I really wish someone was around to make me food and ask me about how I feel.

Be happy, it helped keep you alive during those many times when your mother rightfully was contemplating a post birth abortion on your ass.

Billinator wrote:

Melissia wrote:Maternal and paternal instinct are part of genetics (in fact, when a guy emotionally believes a child is his, his estrogen levels rise, leading to far more protective behavior-- thus the overprotective dad syndrome), though that doesn't stop them from being either ignored or twisted into something incredibly horrible and perverse.

But doesn't that work the other way around aswell? It's nothing rare, that women wants a big guy, due to him being better suited as a "protector".

Here in Denmark, it's actually quite often you experience the girls being the ones, that makes the first move, and takes the initiative, when wanting to enter into a conversation with the opposite sex.
- The interesting part, however, is that it's often the big and buffed guy, that the girls chooses. My older brother even stated, that picking up girls, back when he was frequently working out, was alot easier than ususal.

It's worth noting that women prefer moderately built men with a V-shaped torso, rather than bulging freaks of nature. "Bigger" only helps so long as it's not "rediculously bigger."

And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.

Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.

Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.

Monster Rain wrote:

Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.

Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.

Actually, women prefer moderatly sized members.

They say that to make the less fortunate feel better.

Fafnir wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.

Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.

Actually, women prefer moderatly sized members.

...Is that a fact..

FITZZ wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.

Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.

Actually, women prefer moderatly sized members.

...Is that a fact..

Yep. Women prefer the average 6". The vagina itself is only especially sensitive for the first third of the way in (with the legendary G-spot being around a third in, on the side of the woman's front, right behind the bladder and next to the Skene's gland. Note that not all women have G-spots, since it's related directly to the size of the Skene's gland). Additionally, if it's too long, it could hurt the woman.

I don't have my textbook or my notes on me right this second, but in a cross-culture study, women were shown 6 pictures of the same man, in the same pose. The only difference was that his penis was of varying sizes in all the pictures. The moderately-sized penises were picked the most often in favour of the overly-large penises.

Fafnir wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Fafnir wrote:And rather than using pickup lines regarding the size of your penis, you should be using ones regarding the size of your resource earning potential.

Having a gigantic hog doesn't hurt your prospects though.

Actually, women prefer moderately sized members.

...Is that a fact..

Yep. Women prefer the average 6". The vagina itself is only especially sensitive for the first third of the way in (with the legendary G-spot being around a third in, on the side of the woman's front, right behind the bladder and next to the Skene's gland. Note that not all women have G-spots, since it's related directly to the size of the Skene's gland). Additionally, if it's too long, it could hurt the woman.

I don't have my textbook or my notes on me right this second, but in a cross-culture study, women were shown 6 pictures of the same man, in the same pose. The only difference was that his penis was of varying sizes in all the pictures. The moderately-sized penises were picked the most often in favour of the overly-large penises.

Hmm Interesting...

In the attempt to remain "family friendly" (and in no way attempting to get into a "size" debate),I can say that physically I'm a Big guy,not Blob big...but "Linebacker" big if you follow.
Now,I'm prepotianent in build/size..etc and have never received any "complaints"....lord that just sounds silly... hope you follow my meaning...self censoring is a pain sometimes.

I have 6.5 inches. Measured it.

But largely, penis size is relatively unimportant so long as you're not hurting the woman you're with. Even if it's a micropenis, you can always use oral or digital (fingering) stimulation to finish the job if your member isn't always up to the task.

Way to keep it PG13

In Canada that counts as PG13...

You English and Americans are so repressed.

You know that one place that you check on every now and then just to see what's up? Sometimes, it's a cool conversation, sometimes it should cause a plethora of banhammers to appear in the sky? This is that place.

And in case you're wondering, right now, banhammers should be appearing in the sky. Or more likely a giant key with which they will lock this thread.

If you're not bottoming out you're doing it wrong. That's what my grandmother says.