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2011/02/11 21:24:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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micahaphone wrote:You know that one place that you check on every now and then just to see what's up? Sometimes, it's a cool conversation, sometimes it should cause a plethora of banhammers to appear in the sky? This is that place.
And in case you're wondering, right now, banhammers should be appearing in the sky. Or more likely a giant key with which they will lock this thread.
'Penis' is not a bad word.
Or at least it shouldn't be.
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2011/02/12 00:07:40
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Well.....
I suppose that's bad news for me, because as I tell my female friends....
You don't need five dollars for THIS footlong!
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/02/12 00:26:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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That's a good one.
See also:
Smooth Talking Ladies' Man: "Hey, remember that barbecue?"
Her: "What barbecue?"
STLM: "The one where I slapped my meat on your grill!"
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/12 00:45:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Plastictrees
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1# most effective pick up line ever "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" works every time. 
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2011/02/12 01:14:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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When you're in the toilet for a while and then you call for your wife or GF or both (internet high 5 here) to "bring the camera quick before it floats away!", they never think its funny.
Yet they'll watch an America's Next Top Model Marathon on their day off.
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2011/02/12 01:28:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Kornholio wrote:When you're in the toilet for a while and then you call for your wife or GF or both (internet high 5 here) to "bring the camera quick before it floats away!", they never think its funny.
Yet they'll watch an America's Next Top Model Marathon on their day off.
 Strange the differences in what men and women find entertaining isn't it?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/02/12 01:47:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Nice try to get it back on topic guys, but 87 pages is all she wrote.
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