Author |
Message |
 |
|
 |
Advert
|
Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
- No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
- Times and dates in your local timezone.
- Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
- Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
- Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now. |
|
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 03:40:34
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Legendary Master of the Chapter
|
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
/rant
agreed.
I love when a girl voices in their opinion and actually make up their minds. I think the coolest girls voice their opinions. And aren't tools, (in that being used as a tool) or acting like an idiot or pawn.
And that is also related to singers. Who are girls. And is not the jonas brothers, or justin bieber.
The best quote i've heard from a girl was. "So let me get this straight your not gay? Because you really seem like it. No offense Cam, you just seem like one of those guys. I think i will tell my friends."
Or.
"I Shall make love to my wife."
or.
""Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. "
|
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 04:02:12
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Veteran ORC
|
So.... you guys know those cookies I took to work, to score points with the laydays?
Well, I took some to my Hair "Doctor" because she rescheduled me out of the kindness of her heart, and I think I accidently scored points with the 24 year old who works there
|
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 04:04:47
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Consigned to the Grim Darkness
|
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
Why can't guys stop being wishy-washy little *****es who can't make up their mind? Same thing really, just from a different angle.
|
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 04:18:33
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Veteran ORC
|
Melissia wrote:Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
Why can't guys stop being wishy-washy little *****es who can't make up their mind? Same thing really, just from a different angle.
Because most guys would like a woman to come in and put a leash on them.... or at least try to
|
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 04:38:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Consigned to the Grim Darkness
|
You are a dog, woof woof?
|
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 04:39:11
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
|
|
Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 05:43:58
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
|
Monster Rain wrote:
Monster Rain saves the day
|
Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 05:50:59
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
|
DA's Forever wrote:Monster Rain saves the day
You actually saved my day.
I'm not alone.
|
Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 05:54:02
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
|
Thats how i feel! Place feels deserted some times!
|
Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 15:22:35
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
|
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..
"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
/rant
Automatically Appended Next Post:
In unrelated news my friend just rolled his phone number on d6's... And we've spent the last 5 minutes screaming like tween year old girls who've just found naughty pics of justin beiber... i.e. shirtless ones.
As Melissa so finely puts it, it goes for both sexes, really. It's not just a male thing. I believe just about the most girls in my life would describle me pretty much like the girl you just described.
But frankly, this stuff only gets easier, if you want it to. The trick, really, is not letting yourself become too available to the other person. And if you're able to manage that, you succeed on two fronts.
1. Just like the old saying goes; "the hunt is better than the catch.", this is the best i can describe it. If you're too available, you're not interesting. It's as simple as that.
2. You're better able to find your own balance, and realise how far you're willing to go.
Buttom line: you become less naive by the experience you gain, and you'll become much more aware of your own limits. It's important to know these limits, and even more so, preventing others from stepping over them. But it does come by itself. It requires from a person, that they have got enough self-respect not to let it happen.
|
:: I'm not suffering from insanity; I'm enjoying every minute of it! :: |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 15:45:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Veteran ORC
|
Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?
Why does everything have to be about Furries?
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes
|
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 15:46:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
|
Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?
Why does everything have to be about Furries?
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes 
My ex wore a collar -.-
|
:: I'm not suffering from insanity; I'm enjoying every minute of it! :: |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 16:16:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Fixture of Dakka
|
Billinator wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?
Why does everything have to be about Furries?
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes 
My ex wore a collar -.-
Even a little control freak will make you miserable in the long run even if they make you a little happy. And you can probably assume that I have an interesting story or two about collars, but I'd rather stay on the mods good side (that's all for you, MM!  ).
|
Worship me. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 16:25:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
|
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Billinator wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?
Why does everything have to be about Furries?
No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.
And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes 
My ex wore a collar -.-
Even a little control freak will make you miserable in the long run even if they make you a little happy. And you can probably assume that I have an interesting story or two about collars, but I'd rather stay on the mods good side (that's all for you, MM!  ).
|
:: I'm not suffering from insanity; I'm enjoying every minute of it! :: |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:19:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
|
This thread is starting to worry me...
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:21:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Consigned to the Grim Darkness
|
Just now?
|
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:32:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
|
Yeah just now, why?
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:50:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Consigned to the Grim Darkness
|
What, the past eighty four pages didn't disturb you, but this one does?
|
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:54:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
|
The past 84 pages didn't mention people dressing in animal costumes fething each other.
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:55:18
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Longtime Dakkanaut
|
*reads the first few Pages then backs out slowly* Thought I was going to get some good advice on dealing with my fiancee' but it appears unless she likes collars and chains I'll get no help here. .... I don't think she does.....
|
011000100111010101110100001000000110100 100100000011101000110010101101100011011 000010000001111001011011110111010100100 000011101110110010100100000011101110110 010101110010011001010010000001100111011 011110110010001110011001000000110111101 101110011000110110010100100000011000010 110111001100100001000000111011101100101 001000000111001101101000011000010110110 001101100001000000110001001100101001000 000110011101101111011001000111001100100 000011000010110011101100001011010010110 1110 |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:57:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Napoleonics Obsesser
|
I don't understand why females say 'lls' instead of "lol"
Or is that just a teenager thing?
|
If only ZUN!bar were here... |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 19:59:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Consigned to the Grim Darkness
|
Just a teenager thing.
|
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 20:00:34
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
|
So girls get a special form of 'lol'?
|
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 20:03:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Consigned to the Grim Darkness
|
As do boys.
You're thinking too much about girls, IE, immature children (including teenagers) and not enough about women
Teenagers are, by and large, fairly immature and stupid.
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/10 20:03:32
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 20:06:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Napoleonics Obsesser
|
Melissia wrote:As do boys.
You're thinking too much about girls, IE, immature children (including teenagers) and not enough about women
Teenagers are, by and large, fairly immature and stupid.
Couldn't agree more. I just use "  " when laughing is absolutely nessessary over the internet.
Anyway, yes, I am indeed a teenager. I have no knowledge of these 'women' of which you speak
|
If only ZUN!bar were here... |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 21:10:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Veteran ORC
|
Samus_aran115 wrote:I don't understand why females say 'lls' instead of "lol"
Or is that just a teenager thing?
"Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cooler."
"srry"
|
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 22:41:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Fixture of Dakka
|
I don't understand that maternal instinct thing. Pretty stupid.
On a different note, I really wish someone was around to make me food and ask me about how I feel.
|
Worship me. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 23:36:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
|
I know, why should women care about their children? It's not like any of us were ever kids.
|
Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/10 23:50:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
|
Cannerus The Unbearable wrote:I don't understand that maternal instinct thing. Pretty stupid.
On a different note, I really wish someone was around to make me food and ask me about how I feel.
Again...this falls into the " Hardwired Genetics" school of thought.
|
"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
|
 |
 |
![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/11 00:04:44
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
|
 |
Longtime Dakkanaut
|
Found this and thought it pertinent to this thread:
|
|
 |
 |
|