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Chicago, Illinois

Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..

"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."



/rant

agreed.
I love when a girl voices in their opinion and actually make up their minds. I think the coolest girls voice their opinions. And aren't tools, (in that being used as a tool) or acting like an idiot or pawn.
And that is also related to singers. Who are girls. And is not the jonas brothers, or justin bieber.

The best quote i've heard from a girl was. "So let me get this straight your not gay? Because you really seem like it. No offense Cam, you just seem like one of those guys. I think i will tell my friends."

Or.
"I Shall make love to my wife."

or.
""Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. "



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So.... you guys know those cookies I took to work, to score points with the laydays?

Well, I took some to my Hair "Doctor" because she rescheduled me out of the kindness of her heart, and I think I accidently scored points with the 24 year old who works there

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USA

Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..

"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
Why can't guys stop being wishy-washy little *****es who can't make up their mind? Same thing really, just from a different angle.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Melissia wrote:
Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..

"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."
Why can't guys stop being wishy-washy little *****es who can't make up their mind? Same thing really, just from a different angle.


Because most guys would like a woman to come in and put a leash on them.... or at least try to

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You are a dog, woof woof?

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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...

Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
 
   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

DA's Forever wrote:Monster Rain saves the day


You actually saved my day.

I'm not alone.

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Thats how i feel! Place feels deserted some times!

Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...

Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
 
   
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Aarhus, Denmark

Lord PoPo wrote:I just wish they would make up their minds about what they want... this includes me.. I mean why the GAK do they have to break up, watch another girl move in, get jealous, pounce at the first opportunity, break up, make up, break up, make up, break up, make up, then say..

"I just don't know if I'm interested right now..."



/rant


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In unrelated news my friend just rolled his phone number on d6's... And we've spent the last 5 minutes screaming like tween year old girls who've just found naughty pics of justin beiber... i.e. shirtless ones.

As Melissa so finely puts it, it goes for both sexes, really. It's not just a male thing. I believe just about the most girls in my life would describle me pretty much like the girl you just described.

But frankly, this stuff only gets easier, if you want it to. The trick, really, is not letting yourself become too available to the other person. And if you're able to manage that, you succeed on two fronts.
1. Just like the old saying goes; "the hunt is better than the catch.", this is the best i can describe it. If you're too available, you're not interesting. It's as simple as that.
2. You're better able to find your own balance, and realise how far you're willing to go.

Buttom line: you become less naive by the experience you gain, and you'll become much more aware of your own limits. It's important to know these limits, and even more so, preventing others from stepping over them. But it does come by itself. It requires from a person, that they have got enough self-respect not to let it happen.


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Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?


Why does everything have to be about Furries?

No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.

And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes

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Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?


Why does everything have to be about Furries?

No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.

And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes

My ex wore a collar -.-

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Billinator wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?


Why does everything have to be about Furries?

No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.

And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes

My ex wore a collar -.-


Even a little control freak will make you miserable in the long run even if they make you a little happy. And you can probably assume that I have an interesting story or two about collars, but I'd rather stay on the mods good side (that's all for you, MM! ).

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Aarhus, Denmark

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Billinator wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Melissia wrote:You are a dog, woof woof?


Why does everything have to be about Furries?

No, Leash being meant figuratively, giving the man boundries and telling him he can't do certain things. A little bit of control freak, just a little, is rather sexy.

And, depending on the girl, I could be a real animal, yes

My ex wore a collar -.-


Even a little control freak will make you miserable in the long run even if they make you a little happy. And you can probably assume that I have an interesting story or two about collars, but I'd rather stay on the mods good side (that's all for you, MM! ).




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In your base, ignoring your logic.

This thread is starting to worry me...
   
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USA

Just now?

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Yeah just now, why?
   
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USA

What, the past eighty four pages didn't disturb you, but this one does?

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

The past 84 pages didn't mention people dressing in animal costumes fething each other.
   
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*reads the first few Pages then backs out slowly* Thought I was going to get some good advice on dealing with my fiancee' but it appears unless she likes collars and chains I'll get no help here. .... I don't think she does.....

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I don't understand why females say 'lls' instead of "lol"

Or is that just a teenager thing?


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USA

Just a teenager thing.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

So girls get a special form of 'lol'?
   
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USA

As do boys.

You're thinking too much about girls, IE, immature children (including teenagers) and not enough about women

Teenagers are, by and large, fairly immature and stupid.

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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
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Melissia wrote:As do boys.

You're thinking too much about girls, IE, immature children (including teenagers) and not enough about women

Teenagers are, by and large, fairly immature and stupid.


Couldn't agree more. I just use "" when laughing is absolutely nessessary over the internet.

Anyway, yes, I am indeed a teenager. I have no knowledge of these 'women' of which you speak


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Samus_aran115 wrote:I don't understand why females say 'lls' instead of "lol"

Or is that just a teenager thing?


"Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cooler."

"srry"

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I don't understand that maternal instinct thing. Pretty stupid.

On a different note, I really wish someone was around to make me food and ask me about how I feel.

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I know, why should women care about their children? It's not like any of us were ever kids.

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Cannerus The Unbearable wrote:I don't understand that maternal instinct thing. Pretty stupid.

On a different note, I really wish someone was around to make me food and ask me about how I feel.


Again...this falls into the " Hardwired Genetics" school of thought.


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