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2009/09/09 04:21:54
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Travel into the future
Increase and decrease my body's mass
Convert certain forms of matter into energy
Ability to enlarge parts of my body
Limited regeneration
Immortality (so far)
Flight (briefly)
Create life
Perceive electromagnetic radiation
Not bad.
Can you top this list?
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2009/09/09 04:26:11
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Plastictrees
UK
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Cut off part of me and it will grow back
I can fire stuff from my anus
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/09/09 04:29:04
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I have the power of Ambivalence!
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2009/09/09 04:29:05
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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I can do all of those things...
But I can launch Sharks into yur house at range... it is a very useful skill, but tricky to master.
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2009/09/09 04:31:02
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Funny. That actually looks like my house.
In any case I left off my most terrifying power of all...
COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL OF THE UNIVERSE!
You're just lucky my standing orders are 'as you were'.
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2009/09/09 04:41:24
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Executing Exarch
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I can make people gak velveeta cheese on command....very handy in a tense situation...
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
 Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
 WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
 Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix |
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2009/09/09 04:42:48
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I can drain the enthusiasm out of anybody with a few inarticulate grunts.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/09/09 04:46:55
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I am a changling.
I can be whatever I want.
And be Secksay 
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/09/09 04:48:38
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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I have the power to communicate without words.
I can create music at whim.
I have been blessed by Grandfather Nurgle (don't tell him I got better)
I can make myself much stronger.
I can fit through narrow gaps in a crowd of people - and see over their heads to find said gaps.
My hair, ears, and nose will never stop growing
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/09/09 04:59:14
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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warpcrafter wrote:I can drain the enthusiasm out of anybody with a few inarticulate grunts.
This... is a very useful power. Imagine it made into a commonly available technology... like a clown horn  , a clown horn that looks at you with a sad face and an unsatisfied grin. Not okay says the clown horn... you failed.
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2009/09/09 05:36:10
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Killer Klaivex
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I have the power to invoke anger in people with mere words, turn invisible under bridges, and make newbies cry.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/09/09 05:51:37
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Plastictrees
UK
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I have the power to annoy anyone into they beat the crap out of me.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/09/09 06:09:40
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Wrexasaur wrote:warpcrafter wrote:I can drain the enthusiasm out of anybody with a few inarticulate grunts.
This... is a very useful power. Imagine it made into a commonly available technology... like a clown horn , a clown horn that looks at you with a sad face and an unsatisfied grin. Not okay says the clown horn... you failed.
It's got me out of a lot of gak jobs at work. That and my ability to come into work with a hangover every day.
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2009/09/09 07:16:43
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Charging Wild Rider
Wanganui New Zealand
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The ability
to not understand jokes unitill explaned
to argue about everything
to argue that I dont argue about everything
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2009/09/09 08:32:04
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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Air Blackening Flatulence.
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2009/09/09 08:44:25
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Khornholio wrote:Air Blackening Flatulence.
Then the next time Godzilla comes around, you can stand on a boat in Tokyo bay and hold him off. I salute your honorable sacrifice and thank my lucky charms that I'm six time zones away.
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2009/09/09 08:59:51
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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I have the ability to fix computers by standing near them so my shadow falls on them.
Unfortunately the power sometimes operates in reverse.
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2009/09/09 14:35:09
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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i have the power to have whatever powers i want.
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2009/09/09 14:38:17
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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I. Have. The POWEEEEEER!
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2009/09/09 15:04:31
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Krielstone Bearer
Stoke On Trent/Cambridge/Northampton/England
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Super Strength.
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dogma wrote:Is there any Chaos God who goes un-worshiped in Brazil?
Probably Nurgle, Africa has the lock on that.
metallifan wrote:
The Dark Eldar are, by fluff, sex-addicted, space-cocaine snorting, cross-dressing, slave-taking, soul stealing space pirates. They should fit the bill. No one is forcing you to buy minis with man-thongs.
Sharpasaspoon wrote:Rome, Greece and GW.... The Greeks invented Sex, the Romans thought about having it with women, then GW decided to screw us.
I use Zap Brannigan's art of war and try to jam enough wreckage in their main cannon so it won't work. |
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2009/09/09 15:16:42
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
UK
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I am... the...PROCRASTINATOR
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2009/09/09 15:21:25
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I can turn invisible when nobody is looking.
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2009/09/09 17:21:49
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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I can give you the evil eye.
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2009/09/09 17:25:38
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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The universally acclaimed one-fingered-salute.
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I really should be spending my time more constructively. |
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2009/09/09 17:42:16
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Envy89 wrote:i have the power to have whatever powers i want.
Wierd thing is, thats exactly what I was thinking and was going to post, lol
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2009/09/09 17:51:58
Subject: Re:What superpowers do you have?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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hellsguardian316 wrote:Envy89 wrote:i have the power to have whatever powers i want.
Wierd thing is, thats exactly what I was thinking and was going to post, lol
And me. My stolen idea got stolen. hmph
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2009/09/09 18:29:02
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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I am the fifth horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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2009/09/09 22:24:12
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Raging Ravener
England, Bucks
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Anyone else notice the OP's ones aren't super?
Mine would be the touch of death.
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2009/09/09 22:25:47
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I am the fifth horsemen of the Apocalypse.
I once made this assertion rather loudly in the middle of a Physics 30 course. Naturally, the room went silent just as it burst out of my mouth.
My teacher, and the rest of the class, gave me a good roast about it for the next 5 or so minutes.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/09/09 22:25:51
Subject: What superpowers do you have?
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Plastictrees
UK
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Shinigami wrote:Anyone else notice the OP's ones aren't super?
Mine would be the touch of death.
I thought they werent proper super powers but I wasnt sure if I misunderstood or everyone else did.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/09 22:26:31
WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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