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Made in gb
Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter







George Spiggott wrote:I can turn invisible when nobody is looking.


lol good one.

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Shinigami wrote:Anyone else notice the OP's ones aren't super?
Mine would be the touch of death.


Congrats you got the point in the thread
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat






1. I am immortal.
2. I have inside me the blood of kings.
3. I have no rival.
4. No man can be my equal.
   
Made in gb
Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter







1. I can pause time.
2. I emit lightning bolts from my fingers.
3. I can go back in time.
4. I can transform into a giant mecha robot.
5. I can lie.

   
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Raging Ravener




England, Bucks

I can kill a yak from 200 yards... with MIND BULLETS!

死神 
   
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine




UK

Shinigami wrote:I can kill a yak from 200 yards... with MIND BULLETS!


Yeah, but I have the power.... to move you.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Shinigami wrote:I can kill a yak from 200 yards... with MIND BULLETS!


I can kill a goat by staring at it...
cookie for whoever gets the reference.
   
Made in ca
Swift Swooping Hawk





Calgary, AB

Is it, oh, I don't know....

The Men Who Stare At Goats? :O

The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
 
   
Made in gb
Deadshot Weapon Moderati





London.

''Anything you can do, I can do better''

I really should be spending my time more constructively. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Orkestra wrote:Is it, oh, I don't know....

The Men Who Stare At Goats? :O


*cookies*
however did you know :O
   
Made in ca
Swift Swooping Hawk





Calgary, AB

It's one of my Super Powers. I forgot to put it on the list.

- I can read forum threads that sound vaguely interesting
- I can use the knowledge gained form said threads to procure cookies
- I can nom cookies with great gusto.

Man, superman ain't got nothin' on me.

The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
 
   
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Storm Trooper with Maglight





York or London, UK

I have mystical powers over snow. I can make it turn yellow.

And

I can watch five entire minutes of High School Musical without wanting to commit suicide.

I feel bad for posting the first power. Not the second.

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To quote the Channel 4 show, Peep Show: "I'm cancelling out of shame, like my subscription to White Dwarf"

DR:90+S---G+MB++I+Pw40k98---D++A++/hWD198R--T(M)DM+ 
   
Made in jp
Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos






I used to have the power of indiscrimently impregnating unnamed wombs. This power was then negating with a magical ring which was accompanied by some sort of reverse thinking familiar that uses its power of speech to also compel me to pick up dirty laundry and cut my hair.

Only my Air Blackening Flatulence can disperse the familiar, which inevitabley returns with flower scented sensory attack spray.
   
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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

This fight is not over by a long shot forum... NOT BY A LONG SHOT




TOW-UH UV POW-UH!!!! UHHHNNNNNNNNN!!!!! , STOP.... now get funked, uhnn, naaah, yeaaaah.


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Battleship Captain






I can make people understand my ire with but a gesture.
I can make people understand how stupid something was with an Impliead Facepalm.


Also, I can curse up a storm that'd make a sailor blush.
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

The Hand of Irritation, the power to irritate people by touching their stuff without permission.

I can make crabs feel crabby in the morning

I have the power to invoke the "Implied Facepalm"

 
   
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Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

I shoot people.

I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!

The best 40k page in the Universe
COMMORRAGH 
   
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Lethal Lhamean






The ability to kill threads just by posting..

   
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes

avantgarde wrote:1. I am immortal.
2. I have inside me the blood of kings.
3. I have no rival.
4. No man can be my equal.





Now that, that is out of the way.

I have the power to over analyze things to the point where I start making connections that aren't there. And others which escape me for now...
   
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Member of the Malleus





Vahalla

I can alter the time space continuum (spelling?), by liberal applicationof a turkey hammer (like a slap, but with MUCH more weight/force behind it )

I can annoy poeple on the other side of the planet.

I can break my science nerd girlfriend by saying things like "I can run around the world so fast, that my atoms pass through anything else, therefore leaving no trace of my passing" and she can't prove me wrong. Also "PI IS EXACTLY EQUAL TO 3" gets her fairly p1$$3d

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Jimi supports METAL

We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth

Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.

 
   
 
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