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It is a cute story, and stuff like this is important to see in the news .

Who here likes baseball though? I never played much (more of a soccer(football) player really) baseball, but I loved to go to the batting cages until they closed up nearby here. That was actually depressing for me, just because there is so little to do around here that doesn't require alcohol consumption . I like pool (billiards) and all, even more-so I love playing darts (I can throw shurikens and darts with both arms WOOT!) but there is no such thing as pubs around here. We do have some poncy bars with a billiards hall, but the place just doesn't cut it for me.

What kind of past-times do people have besides a bit of wargaming? I also need to get back into biking just to have a better stress reliever (ENDO-HOP FTFW!!!)


 
   
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....errr...why is it bad that she threw the ball back then ?

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I saw that it was funny.

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reds8n wrote:....errr...why is it bad that she threw the ball back then ?


Bad? Did the clip say that?

The dad mentioned that he wasn't angry and he didn't want her to feel like she did anything wrong. I can imagine at the time, he might have been a teency bit angry, but the kid is 3, and there is really nothing to be done about it.

He also got another ball from the staff at the end of the game.

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Oh, you mean if the ball goes into the crowd you get to keep it ?

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Oh right your a limey . You mean you don't get to keep the cricket ball after being knocked out by it?

Yeah, it is a bit of a ritual for baseball people out here.


 
   
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Yes, if the ball goes into the crowd, you can have a souvenier.

I have to say that this story needs to go away. I think this family is looking to stretch their 15 minutes into a reality tv show. It was a cute story on ESPN. When they have the whole family on the Today show and give them Phillies jerseys - come on!

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Does the foul ball aspect mean anything special in this regard or is that irrelevant here ?

I'm assuming this means the pitch was too high/low/wide/nazi themed 40k army etc yeah ?

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Yep... nazi themed foul ball . GENIUS!!!

If you catch anything besides a foul ball, I am pretty sure you would be at some level of risk in terms of being arrested... yerp.


 
   
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reds8n wrote: Does the foul ball aspect mean anything special in this regard or is that irrelevant here ?

I'm assuming this means the pitch was too high/low/wide/nazi themed 40k army etc yeah ?


Nah. Whether the ball was hit into the stands as a homerun or a foul ball, it's still a keeper. It's just funny because you rarely catch one at a major league stadium.

Although, at some stadiums, if the away team hits a home run, the crowd will throw it back onto the field.

As a kid, I went to the AA Shreveport Captains (minor league team) 3-4 times a week. Twice I caught 3 foul balls at the same game, but there were times when there were fewer than 1000 people. So it's not that impressive.

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Kronk wrote:Nah. Whether the ball was hit into the stands as a homerun or a foul ball, it's still a keeper. It's just funny because you rarely catch one at a major league stadium.


Ah... yes, the home run catch that oddly enough doesn't manage to pop anybody that often . Somehow I was envisioning a backwards stadium... hmmm. Dyslexic design FTW .


 
   
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Hmm, the only way to be able to run bases is hit it BEHIND you. Ingenius.

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garret wrote:Boxing for me man.
nothin like 2 big sweaty men hitting eachother.


Do you still get to keep the bits that land in the crowd?

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I used to play baseball when I was younger. Made one hell of a catcher tho. Not to many people like to try run through a 6' tall catcher. Lol.
   
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garret wrote:Boxing for me man.
nothin like 2 big sweaty men hitting eachother.

Better than wrestling...

   
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Sumo is much cooler, especially when they start using kids as weapons... I think this one is supposed to be a morning star or something.



 
   
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Yeah, because there's nothing better than seeing some fat guy's ass...

   
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Does anyone else see the strange adjustment in my sig that happened with my earlier post?

Damn... that is really odd.

Umm... why is this happening now? Weird.

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I see fat women wearing less than that at wal-mart. Women 45 and with the fat rolls still in existence from the 8 kids she gave birth to who are walking next to her in her "Martcart" because she's too damn lazy to walk that fat ass off.

Although at least sumo's get a workout.

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Yeah, but sumo are too fat to clean their own asses when they wash...

So they get one of the lackeys on the team to do it.

Nasty.

   
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reds8n wrote:Oh, you mean if the ball goes into the crowd you get to keep it ?


At one ball game I took my kids to, the batter busted his bat into three pieces on a pitch, they gave it away after the game. Another aspect of being at a baseball game is free goodies thrown into the crowd.
   
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JohnHwangDD wrote:Yeah, but sumo are too fat to clean their own asses when they wash...

So they get one of the lackeys on the team to do it.

Nasty.


They can also produce more power, even on a pound-for-pound basis, than any other athlete on the planet.

Just sayn'

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JohnHwangDD wrote:Yeah, but sumo are too fat to clean their own asses when they wash...

So they get one of the lackeys on the team to do it.

Nasty.

Are you serious? And you would admit to knowing this fact in "public"? Really? "The Ass-Cleaning Habits of the Ultra-Morbidly Obese"???

lol, couldn't resist.
   
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Read about sumo "stables" and the privilege of being promoted to "yokozuna". It takes very little reading between the lines to figure things out.

   
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Dogma wrote:They can also produce more power, even on a pound-for-pound basis, than any other athlete on the planet.

Just sayn'


Exactly, that is some serious stuff if you ask me.

A sumo wrestler would probably be about the only frame that I simply could not fight effectively, grappling and trying to topple that much power and weight would be preposterous. They are like freaking trees, and no, the bigger you are, the harder you fall is about the last thing I would strategize before going into a fight with a sumo wrestler.

I suppose a boxer could do it, but seriously, I highly doubt how effective they would be on average. Where are the sumo wrestlers in UFC? I think it would just be unfair, and quite frankly, a very serious liability.


 
   
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Dogma wrote:They can also produce more power, even on a pound-for-pound basis, than any other athlete on the planet.

Just sayn'


Exactly, that is some serious stuff if you ask me.

A sumo wrestler would probably be about the only frame that I simply could not fight effectively, grappling and trying to topple that much power and weight would be preposterous. They are like freaking trees, and no, the bigger you are, the harder you fall is about the last thing I would strategize before going into a fight with a sumo wrestler.

I suppose a boxer could do it, but seriously, I highly doubt how effective they would be on average. Where are the sumo wrestlers in UFC? I think it would just be unfair, and quite frankly, a very serious liability.


i've always wanted to see a sumo football team.

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