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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 13:57:11
Subject: Waxing styles....
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Ok ladies and gents im looking for oppinions here. I know the standerd belifes but im trying to find out what is the majority prefered style.
So what do you think looks best?
No hair at all
all but a little bit gone
tidy but abundant
or nautural?
i'm booked in for a wax session tomorrow and don't know which style to go for, my boyfriend has no oppinion so i thought i'd ask you lot since your normaly quite reliable
thankies all
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 14:08:27
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Roze wrote:...so i thought i'd ask you lot since your normaly quite reliable...
 At what exactly?
Well, this thread did make me smile!
If your boyfriend doesn't care, for whom are you doing it for?
Me, I'm for the all-natural thing but if you have the body hair of a Sasquatch...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 14:10:28
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Well im not that bad, and really im doing it for myself i like everything to be neat and tidy. i normaly just go brazilian *little landing strip* however i wont know if i like something else better unless i try so i thought id see what was preferd and maybe try that one out
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 14:53:01
Subject: Waxing styles....
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Barpharanges
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Go for an arrow-shape. You know. In case the boyfriend gets lost or something.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 14:58:05
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Executing Exarch
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How about shaping it into a little topiary animal? Maybe a dinosaur!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 15:01:25
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I must say, I do enjoy the entirely smooth lady.
Drastically reduces the risk of a velco-like bonding between beard and 'beard' if I happen to find myself being especially considerate!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 15:26:37
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hmm i'm not sure the guy doing it will react well to "Hey i was thinking of making it a dinosaur! "
LOL that would be taking "Growler" literally Hehe.
All gone seems to be winning so far from the people i've spoken to.
Might give it a go and see, If i dnt like it i can always let it grow back
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 15:28:30
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Designer stubble...
Ouch!
How's about dying it green and writing keep of the grass in magic marker with an arrow...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/22 15:29:25
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 15:35:20
Subject: Waxing styles....
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Dakka Veteran
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hmm, as fab an idea as that is i think i'll pass
I don't want to dye it  i just want it to look nice  if thats possible.
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 15:38:37
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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definitely all but a little gone...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 17:59:14
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Dakka Veteran
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.. tempted to say I need a picture reference before passing comment...
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-STOLEN ! - Astral Claws - Custodes - Revenant Shroud
DR:70-S+++G++M(GD)B++I++Pw40k82/fD++A++/areWD004R+++T(S)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 18:00:25
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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a little bit, thats tidy is best IMO. bald looks a bit sad :(
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 18:04:39
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Tu'penny-all-off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 18:05:41
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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The OT sure has been strange of late.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 18:15:49
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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And it's about to get even stranger.
I myself favour the Tu'penny all off, but shave rather than wax.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 18:16:29
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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Frazzled wrote:The OT sure has been strange of late.
Agreed
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:08:03
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Dakka Veteran
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the all off wins.
lets see how much this hurts.
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:13:25
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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*coughbeetlebonnetcough*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:27:06
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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What's everyone in this thread talking about?
Women should shave all of their beards off, and probably get rid of the mustaches too. If you leave stubble or a "landing strip" on your chin you'll look terrible.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:30:01
Subject: Waxing styles....
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
(THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK)
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Is this about the new space wolf codex? The maw of destruction is really overpowered.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:32:11
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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maw of destruction has to be the most amazing slang term for vagina EVER!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:41:04
Subject: Waxing styles....
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Horst wrote:maw of destruction has to be the most amazing slang term for vagina EVER!
im 12 yerrs old an what is tihs
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:42:15
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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its like having a second butt, but in the front, and you pee out of it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:43:11
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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taht souns cool were can you buy 1
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:44:28
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Nasty Nob
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Orkeo, cease and desist. You about made me spray hot coffee out of my nose.
It's probably too late, but I say go for the landing strip. It may be all fun and games now (and for a couple of weeks), but wait till that thing starts growing back. Yikes!
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:52:09
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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barlio wrote:Orkeo, cease and desist. You about made me spray hot coffee out of my nose.
It's probably too late, but I say go for the landing strip. It may be all fun and games now (and for a couple of weeks), but wait till that thing starts growing back. Yikes!
I second the motion, you just made me swallow a cough drop. By the way, go for the full sasquatch!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:55:10
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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A ringy racky roo.
Pray what is that?
It's soft and warm
Like a pussy cat (with hair all round)
and split in two.
That's what we call.
A ringy racky roo.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 20:56:06
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Plastictrees
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Uh found the winning thread of the day right when I was about to power down.
Frak yeah, it needs to go. All of it. Smoothness all the way.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 21:10:03
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The maw of destruction comments made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself.
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In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/09/22 21:24:20
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Seriously. Go with the Chaos star.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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