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Mutilatin' Mad Dok




Indiana

Horst wrote:its like having a second butt, but in the front, and you pee out of it.


This is how I will explain it to my kids. Thanks horst.

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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

Why do I have a feeling we are missing an appropriate quote form Team America (in regards to this).

"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
Made in us
Mutilatin' Mad Dok




Indiana

Oh, this one? *children cover your ears as it explains sexual processes*

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http://youngpride.wordpress.com

 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Chaos Star or Crux Terminus seems appropriate.

In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Chicago

Chaos Star...


Though, unless you're going to post pics afterwards, I don't know why it matters to any of us, we're not going to see it anyway.


(Someone had to go there...)

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

Seriously, if you've ever eaten a tiramisu out of one of those, you don't want to be finding short and curlys in it.


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And I thought the chaos star was 'round the back'...

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Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern






Nope, that's your Barking Spider.

Gorilla Salad is something completely different.

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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine





Centerville MA

This thread sux without pix!

   
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There you go. Like that. But Pink. And Fleshy. And smells of......

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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Yep... there you go indeed... indeed this is the thread made out of... wait, this is not... OMG!!! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!... wait, that isn't a bad thing.



 
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

Orkeosaurus wrote:
Horst wrote:maw of destruction has to be the most amazing slang term for vagina EVER!
im 12 yerrs old an what is tihs


Epic

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Go for a mohawk. Wood glue works best to keep it stiff during a long day's work.
   
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SC, USA

bs. If you are asking dakka about WTF to shave your FUPA hair into, then the answer is obvious. You must shave "Dakka" into your hair down there. Mow it down to a trim, and then carve dakka into it. I think we can forgoe pics, at least here.
   
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine





Centerville MA

do the ork explosion symbol(heavy), it seems all the rage in Japanese pron(when not blurred)

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






SoCal, USA!

Leave a thumbprint, because it's cute that way.

   
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God





Inactive

no wax! , you style it into something like this xD


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NorCal

grizgrin wrote:bs. If you are asking dakka about WTF to shave your FUPA hair into, then the answer is obvious. You must shave "Dakka" into your hair down there. Mow it down to a trim, and then carve dakka into it. I think we can forgoe pics, at least here.



FUPA for the win. I haved a sneaking feeling that's probably pretty close to the truth.

Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.

Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.

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ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.

Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Shaved or with a little design is your best bet.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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SC, USA

Lint wrote:
grizgrin wrote:bs. If you are asking dakka about WTF to shave your FUPA hair into, then the answer is obvious. You must shave "Dakka" into your hair down there. Mow it down to a trim, and then carve dakka into it. I think we can forgoe pics, at least here.



FUPA for the win. I haved a sneaking feeling that's probably pretty close to the truth.

I was wondering who may had seen that acronym before.
   
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Dakka Veteran





newcastle upon tyne

lol i asked because my friends suggest "normaly things", since its going to hurt so much deciding what to do should at least be funny.... and i was right, i think i almost drownd there! i shot tea out of my nose.

quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
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KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
 
   
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Pics or it didn't happen.
   
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

Orkeosaurus wrote:taht souns cool were can you buy 1


Bars, nightclubs, eastern Europe and Thailand.

..err... be careful when buying in the latter.

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Bane Knight





Washington DC metro area.

For the masochist in you - Full Brazilian with bleaching (known here as a 'Hollywood')

for the sensible person: whatever you can maintain without ginsuing yourself or driving yourself crazy as it grows in.

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newcastle upon tyne

lol after much consideration i went with the little bit left. Lol thanks for the input.

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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
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KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
 
   
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Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

Bor-ing

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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






SoCal, USA!

Roze wrote:lol after much consideration i went with the little bit left. Lol thanks for the input.

So landing strip, Hitler 'stache, postage stamp, "v", heart, or what?


   
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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

I think she went with a Flat-top.

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Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
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Battleship Captain






Landing Strip.


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Frazzled wrote:The OT sure has been strange of late.


Thank you Captain Obvious, your grasp of all that is obivous astounds even me.

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