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2016/04/12 12:35:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Notices an ancient brick gate*
I think I found it. Not detecting any targets within.
*Steps into the Last Church at Lindisfarne*
*Gunfire and surprised shouts*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/12 12:42:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[BC follows Verviedi] [Yarrick races off after WK into darkness]
...I think he remembers how scary Marla was when he shot her sister.
[Draws pistol and enters church] Party time. [BC cracks neck]
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2016/04/12 13:10:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Dragging several mutants away from the end bit of the church*
Ok. So for the ritual...
*Pulls out a Necronomicon*
Deploy the AI atop the altar, then release the O2F2...
*Spins a small silver disk, which expands into a Relocation array*
*Relocation array spawns in another small disk, which emits a small hologram, which will speak in teal*
RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED. LIBERTY PRIME... BACK ONLINE.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/12 13:11:29
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/12 14:11:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Are you sure this is wise?
A warp event on terra only the most fortified planet ever.
Yeah, not wise.
Excess, yes but at least Marla does not trat you all slaves.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 14:22:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hologram begins pacing back and forth*
Not exactly a warp event. I'm more summoning the essence of Yog-Sothoth into Liberty Prime here.
COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED!
*Hologram throws a holographic nuke at me, which explodes in a holographic mushroom cloud that mildly scorches my suit*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/12 14:24:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ok Il just get out of the way...
*finds a safe spot further away to shelter *
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 17:31:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Places Liberty Prime's hologram down on the old altar, and releases the O2F2*
Stand back. That damn substance makes ice catch fire.
*Begins reading out loud from the necronomicon*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/12 17:37:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Starts bleeding out of one ear] Remind me why this is a good idea?
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2016/04/12 17:44:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The O2F2 begins forming tentacles, which wrap around Liberty Prime's hologram*
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!
Because I need some time-travel based questions answered. And who would be better to ask than the embodiment of time, space, and knowledge?
The only problem is that Yog-Sothoth has no mind, and Yog-Sothoth'e true form makes people's brains melt. So I'm putting him in Liberty Prime so he can think and communicate!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/12 18:14:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sometimes I forget why I hang out with you. [Puts pinkie finger in ear to stem blood flow] [Starts coming out of the opposite ear]
The air tastes like angry.
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2016/04/12 18:19:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Flash of violet overloads everyone's senses for a brief second, as something both small and infinitely large emerges from an indeterminate point in space, and attaches itself to Liberty Prime*
Seems to be working. Now, all I need to do is...
*Sothoth Prime begins growing, and taking shape, drawing in material from the stone of the church and reassembling it's body*
Oh, never mind. I suppose that bit's automatic.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/12 18:24:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Even I'm not sure this is a good idea. [Blinks and rubs eyes before vomiting in a corner]
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2016/04/12 19:21:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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This is magic...
More a medalers disaster, crude and un controlled. You play with powers you little understand the impact of.
The necromium is not a toy for medalers.... Magic is not a game, you could tear this entire world apart killing billions for your own greed.
*aparates out of the area*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 19:31:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*appears in orbit*
*is an Imperial Dauntless Light Cruiser, Mk1*
*voxes in on all channels*
Hey, uuhhhh... Do any of you lot have some spaceship fuel? We're out. And we need a Warp Drive repair.
Also a Gellar Field Generator. We've had a rough ride.
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2016/04/12 19:36:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc your in orbit over terra lol
Bic from away from v.
*on vox set that somehow works below ground*
Hello, your in orbit over holy terra, mars forgeworld is in system and Terran, Luna docks are also open.
Good luck dauntless. Voldemort out.
*looks on and face palms at event in distence.
Medalers....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 20:21:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Yeah.. uhhh... Terra has big ass guns everywhere, and there's this giant golden palace that you can see from space. Pretty sure this ain't Terra.
Also you seem to lack space docks.
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2016/04/12 20:31:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Umm must be some odd vox stuff in in a Terran under hive..
You must be in orbit over planet with a enity known as the room?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 20:39:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I've never heard of a planet being called a room but this *is* pretty empty.
Is this "room" all white and shiny?
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2016/04/12 20:42:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Part ofbit I believe. Its ocupants are currently away on terra on a silly quest. Please standby dauntless Il see what repair facilities are near
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 20:49:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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This is an odd planet. Lots of white emptiness.
Are you in an underground bunker? This place has very little atmosphere...
*pauses for a moment*
My Astropath tells me I'm looking out the wrong window...
*sound of fumbling*
Oh. Ooohhh.... Now I get it.
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2016/04/12 20:53:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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The room is quite abit below ground and quite expansive sub levels.
Fuel supplies availinle a point marked alpha, repair station is a at delta and localised repairs can be made at the automated ad mech outpost. Only serviotor run.
Sorry, long way away dauntless
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 21:13:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Eh, it's three days' floating on my starboard thrusters, and then about two hours using my remaining fuel for orbit alterations, and then I'll be in orbit over Terra. I'll get someone to refuel me via escorts or whatever.
OOC: This means that at midnight on Friday this week, I'll start refueling and repairing.
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2016/04/12 21:39:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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A ok, if you need help the black and red ad mech frigate in orbit may be able to lend a hand. Terran vip docks.
Sending its vox codes now. Be careful with them there a private warship.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/04/12 22:35:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Follows after Yarrick and WK*
*Going all sneaky beaky like*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/12 23:40:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Recovers] [Pulls out a bag and shoves several large marshmallows into Verviedi's mouth to stop him talking or reading any further]
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2016/04/12 23:49:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Mouth is now full of marshmallows*
WHO CALLS UPON YOG-SOTHOTH, THE GUARDIAN AND DESTROYER OF COMMUNISTS?
*Chews and swallows*
I think I broke him...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/04/13 00:23:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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I think this is going to be a problem for us.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/04/13 01:23:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is somehow on Selyms ship*
What the feth?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/04/13 01:32:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Falls down a hole*
*Knocks self out*
*Single giant giant spider starts making way towards Amelia*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/04/13 01:34:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Feeds remains marshmallows to yog-sothoth] It's sort of cute. [Pets it gently]
[++ There's some more than incidental bleeding going on in here. I can smell toast. ++]
I'm glad it's not just me.
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