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Upon recently realising Vanillia Ice publically apologized for his song ice ice baby, i wonder what some people should be apologising for such as

Kyle Sanderland : For Being Born
Lady Gaga : For turning all 8 year old boys and girls into discoo stick riding junkies
Flo Rida and Soulja Boi : For releasing such trash trying to cash in on the scene
The guy who invented hip hop/rap/r&b : For being the foundations of this cr4p today
Tom Green : For trying to hard
Australian/American/European/Gay Idol : For re running so many times like big brother. and for not realising we all got over it about 5 years ago
Fred on YouTube : For being so repeativily annoying. DIE FRED DIE!

So forum, what do you think some people should be apologizing for?

MC's should appolagise for being tallentless morons. NO ONE wants you SHOUTING over a song they like. I don't care how fast you shout it's just not needed...EVER>
Appolagise now.

The people that were later revealed faking MJ's molestation accusations should apologize .

I cant help but think they are partly guilty for his death.

Jervis for my codex.

I demand reparations!

George Bush Jr for being a worthless moron who just had to top daddy, no matter the cost. And his grandfather, Prescott Bush for selling aviation fuel to Germany during WWII!!!

The Pope should apologise for being an intolerant gakker.

I will start with people/things I should apologize to:

The internet: For being a damaged individual that screams random obscenities into it and posting soapy rants in Dakka Off-Topic.

Dakka Off-Topic: See above.

Matty Chang: For always calling him Dr. Tran. I'm sorry doctor, that's fethed up...

My coworkers in QA1: When we had burritos last week. Mah bad.

Kris: You know why. Suck it, beach!

Now, onto what I think others should apologize for:

Joel Schumacher: Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, choosing Tommy Lee Jones over Billy Dee Williams, but most importantly, fething BAT-NIPPLES!!!

Grant Morrison: Batman R.I.P.

Juggalos: For acting like douches.

Juggalo Apocalypse: For acting like douches towards Juggalos because they act like douches.

Live Nation: I BOUGHT ALL THIS FETHING ROCKSTAR AND FOUR SLURPEES JUST TO STILL HAVE TO PAY FULL PRICE TO SEE SLAYER! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Tim Burton: His depiction of the Penguin in Batman Returns and the plot of 9.

The US Government: Calling me a non-custodial parent, because I didn't think I needed their permission to be a father. Feth you all. Except Obama, he is my homie.

Banks: Stacking transactions to maximize overdraft fees.

Bay Area Rapid Transit: The train arrives at Fruitvale station at 8:39, NOT 8:41!

AC Transit: The bus leaves Fruitvale BART at 8:42. NOT 8:40!

TFG at Powderface Pastries and Coffee at Fruitvale BART: Quit stealing mah ham, egg and cheese croissant while I am reading the paper, enjoying my coffee! One day I WILL catch you!

Eidos: Not having the Joker Challenge Rooms on the Xbox 360 version of Arkham Assylum.

The paladin in our D&D group: Savagely beheading an innocent, blind shopkeeper in a "justified rage", resulting in the party getting arrested. No, it was NOT the Raven Queen's will, and NO, it didn't hold up in court!

Homero: You know why...

Cheese Elemental wrote:The Pope should apologise for being an intolerant gakker.

dogma wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:The Pope should apologise for being an intolerant gakker.

Now young Skywalker, you will die! *shoots lightning from pope cane*

Menziez, for starting a thread that's likely to consist of not much more than flamebait.

The Flaming Lips for having the audacity to cover Pink Floyd's Dark side of the Moon.

Pink Floyd for going along with it (although tbh, Dave Gilmour probably does need the money).

LunaHound wrote:
The people that were later revealed faking MJ's molestation accusations should apologize .

I cant help but think they are partly guilty for his death.

They're partly guilty for him being sick and old and then being forced into attempting a 30+ show tour?

tblock1984 wrote:

Tim Burton: His depiction of the Penguin in Batman Returns and the plot of 9.

Tim Burton had nothing to do with the plot of 9. Don't believe me, look up Writer/Creator Shane Acker's original Short Film of 9, the story is essentially the same, only shorter.

Hmm there are so many
* THQ - For making all the great games into spamfest and fan boy butcake fest! ARRRRRRRR it makes me wanna rip you a new number two hole with a spoon!
* The complet fechtards I work with! Lock the friking door will you, I dont want crazy homelss people crapinng on my office.
* All the gitzs who liked the dark knigth! Thank god that the sod who played the joker had the moral to die. And when it comes to batty....... my anger speaks for it self.
* Mythic - for ruining WAR!!!!!!

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Lets keep this light hearted people and not slam religions or non religious people or this thread will be closed. Pope comment saved due to Dogma post awesomoness (ironical)

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Michael Bay for Transformers 2
GW for the current Chaos codex
youth for being wasted on the young!

Anshal wrote:
* All the gitzs who liked the dark knigth! Thank god that the sod who played the joker had the moral to die. And when it comes to batty....... my anger speaks for it self.

What was wrong with the Dark Knight?

And for people that should appologize... um as there are so so very many I think I will post them one at a time starting with...

George Lucas for Episodes I, II, and VI (Save the soundtrack, but that was John Williams) and the Clone Wars CG Show and the parts of III that I didn't enjoy

Ozzy Osbourne for creating the most cliche genre of music ever.

youngblood wrote:Ozzy Osbourne for creating the most cliche genre of music ever.

Joe Quesada for ruining not only the character of Peter Parker, but over 40 years of comic history with that terrible "brand new day" crap.

Frank Miller for becoming a total nutjob.

The Sony Executives for ruining Spider-Man 3 by forcing Raimi to include characters he didn't want to use.

Whoever did the 3rd Turtles movie for exactly that.

The development Team of TMNT Smash-Up. Only 13 characters in a brawl-like fighting game and that with the rich history of the franchise? And 3 fethin' rabbids?

Frazz, that is the most hideous cat I have ever seen.

Well the family dog thinks all cats are hideous, and that, for the good of humanity, they be expunged from the earth. The parakeets agree with this philosophy.

Cancelling Arrested Development

Never letting Hank, Eric and the rest of the gang fully escape Vengor's clutches and getting home.

Not having someone just take the club off of Bobby and actually, you know, hitting people, orks etc with it rather than the ground or walls etc.

Scrappy Doo...just...no...really, cm'on.

reds8n wrote:

Scrappy Doo...just...no...really, cm'on.

Agreed, also Red shirt Shaggy, and taking away Velma, Fred and Daphene

# Banks: Stacking transactions to maximize overdraft fees.



Dear god can I agree with you on that one. Chase.... is easily the most evil bank in the world. They did that to me when I had an account there, they would hold transactions and then just dump them all on my account at once. Hurray for have 4 overdraft charges in the middle of the month. YES!!


I think modern music should apologize. Its just terrible.
While on the subject, the bands that make "black" metal should say sorry and then give themselves an acid dip. God thats just terrible junk recorded on a disc

BrotherStynier wrote:

Anshal wrote:
* All the gitzs who liked the dark knigth! Thank god that the sod who played the joker had the moral to die. And when it comes to batty....... my anger speaks for it self.

What was wrong with the Dark Knight?

And for people that should appologize... um as there are so so very many I think I will post them one at a time starting with...

George Lucas for Episodes I, II, and VI (Save the soundtrack, but that was John Williams) and the Clone Wars CG Show and the parts of III that I didn't enjoy

Except from the ork like acters, the gakky storie and the most horribel acted badguy ever? Well the freking and now luckly dead ledger, and the jackass batty boy Bale?

Im going to have to disagree with you on the Batman thing, as a long time Batman fan, pretty much all my life, I have to say I loved the movie.

Not as much as Batman the animated series from the 90s, which gave us Harley Quinn, or as much as Arkham Asylum.

reds8n wrote: Cancelling Arrested Development

Yessir! Thank ya sir!

Kurt Cobain and the rest of the Grungers should apologize for trying to ruin the music industry. God I hate this genre. Give me Guns N Roses and AC/DC any day over that.

Matt Groening and the rest of the Simpsons should apologize for pulling a George Lucas by nearly ruining a beloved franchise.

George Lucas needs to apologize for making the prequels as least entertaining as possible...screw trying to mimic old movies the way GL did.

Fox needs to apologize for axing what would've been the best scifi TV show of all time, Firefly. Imo its the best scifi series, 'pound for pound'.

Cane wrote:Fox needs to apologize for axing what would've been the best scifi TV show of all time, Firefly. Imo its the best scifi series, 'pound for pound'.

I disagree. Fox needs to be THANKED for canceling it, because that way it stays good. Joss Whedon's ability to write plot lasts only about 2 or 3 seasons, then invariably goes downhill from there(the man's great at dialogue but should leave story and plot to other writers). If the show had survived, it would have gone into Buffy/Angel Syndrome where everyone's too awesome within the story restrictions for any more character development and his limits to being able to write plot are stretched to breaking.

On the contrary, we should be thanking Gaga for making us rethink pop and mocking the genre as she feeds off of it. We can only hope to achieve such greatness. Gaga be praised.

Platuan4th wrote:

Cane wrote:Fox needs to apologize for axing what would've been the best scifi TV show of all time, Firefly. Imo its the best scifi series, 'pound for pound'.

I disagree. Fox needs to be THANKED for canceling it, because that way it stays good. Joss Whedon's ability to write plot lasts only about 2 or 3 seasons, then invariably goes downhill from there(the man's great at dialogue but should leave story and plot to other writers). If the show had survived, it would have gone into Buffy/Angel Syndrome where everyone's too awesome within the story restrictions for any more character development and his limits to being able to write plot are stretched to breaking.

I enjoyed the later seasons of Buffy very much, but I think I can understand your point.