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Fox Networks: For cancelling Firefly.
Joss Wheadon: For working with Fox again.
Barbara Streisand: For the Streisand Effect.
Glenn Beck: for falling for the Streisand effect
Marc John Randazza: Forclever yet impertinent legal briefs (read the last sentence on page 11)
FSM: For not giving us more pirates. Send in the antipasti!
R. Lee Ermey: for so much awesome in the name of the USMC:

Sometimes there's too much awesome.

EDIT: Me. For not reading demands for Fox's apologies before.

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to hire a highschool play director to direct the Dungeons and Dragons movie.........should apologize
Whoever wrote the script AND did the animation for "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"...........should apologize.
Micheal Bay for Transformers 2..........should apologize
George Lucas for Jar Jar and ewoks......should apologize

GG

Platuan4th wrote:

tblock1984 wrote:

Tim Burton: His depiction of the Penguin in Batman Returns and the plot of 9.

Tim Burton had nothing to do with the plot of 9. Don't believe me, look up Writer/Creator Shane Acker's original Short Film of 9, the story is essentially the same, only shorter.

True, very true... But he was the producer, he endorsed it and put his name on it, and his name is the largest on the marquee, so he will be the recipient of my nerd rage.

reds8n wrote: Cancelling Arrested Development

Yes!

BrotherStynier wrote:Agreed, also Red shirt Shaggy, and taking away Velma, Fred and Daphene

Yes!

...and my own silly entries (since most of the heavies are taken):

Jonathan Frakes - For re-making Thunderbirds and essentially murdering the franchise.

J.J. Abrams - Hubris, pure unadulterated hubris.

Fox Executives - For canceling Futurama in the first place.

John Russo - For re-editing his own "version" of Night of the Living Dead.

Girl Scouts of America - For making those damnable cookies so delicious!

Jan Jones - (This is a Local Las Vegas one) For fostering ridiculously unrestricted growth in Las Vegas throughout the 80's and 90's.

Steven Spielberg - For having made only a very small handful of really good movies and a bunch of really crappy ones.

George Lucas - Not for how the prequels turned out (which were bad enough) but for having made them at all. Should have moved forward.

Tim Burton - For the same reasons as Spielberg as well as overusing Johnny Depp.

Seth MacFarland - Because many people actually consider Family Guy groundbreaking and a work of genius when it is actually derivative and sophomoric. I still blame him for this.

Everyone involved in both Fantastic Four movies - Shame on you.

Hollywood - For making so many films which amount to 'technical exercises' of having seen it before. ZZzzz

Oldgrue wrote:Glenn Beck: for falling for the Streisand effect

Isn't trying to get foreign powers to deny constitutional rights to US citizens living inside the country some sort of treason?

We need to get out the firing squad.

As lefty liberal scum, with no more right to live 'Gods' clean earth than a weaseal, I say life boils down to a single choice....

1. Never do anything you'd be ashamed of.
2. Never be ashamed of anything you do.

Thing i should apoligise for.
To my friend: srry i hit you in the balls so much you dont have sperm anymore.
To Dakka for being a flamer and troller and not knowing what i m talking bout.
thing other people for
My friend for hitting me in the balls with a wiffle bat.
The special Ed kid in my class who almost got me suspended when he started hit.
The government for genectically created swine flu in order to divert attention from the economic crisis.

garret wrote:To Dakka for being a flamer and troller and not knowing what i m talking bout.

You forgot to apologise for your gakky Spelling and Grammar.

Platuan4th wrote:I disagree. Fox needs to be THANKED for canceling it, because that way it stays good. Joss Whedon's ability to write plot lasts only about 2 or 3 seasons, then invariably goes downhill from there.

I'll go with this but that's still two more good seasons we can drag out of it before it dies. It's just be the new Babylon 5 where you only watch the first three (four) seasons and pretend the other one(s) doesn't exist.

Everyone who voted for Obama should apologize.

Any record label that signed on all these crappy boy bands ought to apologize as well.

sebster wrote:Menziez, for starting a thread that's likely to consist of not much more than flamebait.

...and so it begins...

Fateweaver wrote:Everyone who voted for Obama should apologize.

dogma wrote:

sebster wrote:Menziez, for starting a thread that's likely to consist of not much more than flamebait.

...and so it begins...

Fateweaver wrote:Everyone who voted for Obama should apologize.

This is why we should stick to overall silliness and try not to share personal frustrations with the world.

Fateweaver wrote:Everyone who voted for Obama should apologize.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I say life boils down to a single choice....

You silly people. Counting starts at 0.

0: Don't get Caught. (originally handed to mankind as the 0th commandment)

garret wrote:The government for genectically created swine flu in order to divert attention from the economic crisis.

That makes a frightening amount of sense...

^ can an obvious troll be trolled by another obvious troll?

Read my sig.

Any troll can be trolled by a troll more trolly than him.

the_emperors_renegade wrote:Any troll can be trolled by a troll more trolly than him.

Any roly-poly can compete with other roly-poly's in an epic battle of wits.

The tech support for the NHS should apologize for being at least 10X as useless as a BT call center!
"have you turned it off and on?" .....i keeel you. The problem is not the computer i am using you half wit it's the "Intra-net" you know that half arsed system you built to "look" like it might be net but is limited to only NHS pages? Hmm FIX IT! all it does is crash and/or link to everything BUT the thing you want.

this thread makes me think of the show NCIS

apologies are a sign of weakness

Wrexasaur wrote:

the_emperors_renegade wrote:Any troll can be trolled by a troll more trolly than him.

Any roly-poly can compete with other roly-poly's in an epic battle of wits.

Wrexasaur saves the thread.

modquisition on lets get off the trolling and political people as warned earlier (or was that one of the voices in my head, gak they are hard to keep straight aren't they what? Not everyone has voices in their he what are yout talking about thats utter nonsense er LOOK OVER THERE!)

Throwing the beachball onto the pitch. yeah..thanks.

Stuff I'm Apoligising for:

1. Being honest to people because nobody else has the stones to tell you what you need to hear to knuckle up and be responisble.
2. Driving any vehicle in any video game, ever. Sorry about crushing you former teamates.
3. Being a cynical, sarcastic smartass who can connect with other people only by being cynical and sarcastic.

Stuff People Should Apoligise For:

1. Being stupid.
2. Having stupid children.
3. Living.
4. Judging me by just looking at me befoer getting to know the complex mind within.
5. Ensemble for making Age of Empires 3.
6. Monty Python for being so damn funny.
7. Stephen King for writing quite possibly the most anti climactic ending to a story.
8. Uwe Boll for breathing.
9. Al Sharpton for being a hypocritial douche.
10. Burnie Madoff for being the biggest douche ever.
11. People who don't think the death sentence is right. Mass murderers deserve to die!

Kenny G's parents should apologize.