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I've not been here all that long, but it has been fun and I have made a few friends, so I just thought I would post to say that as of Saturday the 24th October 2009 I will have been sold into a lifetime of slavery.
My bonds will be symbolised with a ring of precious metal and my fate will be recorded forever in the great book of slavery, reserved for such occasions.
I will then be shipped off for a period of indoctrination with my new master before returning home to begin my servitude.
And the Bell of Lost Souls is rung once more for a fallen hero.
-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more.
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
Be sure to check in with us on a regular basis, that way if we don't hear from you for awhile, we'll know to start dragging the river for your body. (Oops, girlfriend flashback. Your experience will surely be better, yeah.)
SilverMK2 wrote:I've not been here all that long, but it has been fun and I have made a few friends, so I just thought I would post to say that as of Saturday the 24th October 2009 I will have been sold into a lifetime of slavery.
My bonds will be symbolised with a ring of precious metal and my fate will be recorded forever in the great book of slavery, reserved for such occasions.
I will then be shipped off for a period of indoctrination with my new master before returning home to begin my servitude.
Why did I ever ask "Will you marry me?"?
*Is happy really *
Congrats mate, good luck, and ask your new owner to take it easy with the whip.
Oh, and you asked "Will you marry me?", because you love that whip, BUT... that whip loves you too. Enjoy .
warpcrafter wrote:Be sure to check in with us on a regular basis, that way if we don't hear from you for awhile, we'll know to start dragging the river for your body. (Oops, girlfriend flashback. Your experience will surely be better, yeah.)
Haha!
I think you might do better looking for little pieces of flesh and bone spread through bins all over the country than the river, as I think she would be a slicer and a dicer rather than a river dumper
@ LunaHound: Thanks
And @ the emp renegade: I think we have a better chance than that, though the picture is entertaining
A club? Sounds cool. Is there a secret handshake I need to learn?
There most certainly is, at the end of every month (just after payday) you are required to shake hands with your wife, whilst simultainiously passing her all your cash and credit cards
Is your lady a gamer? My friend is having a Cosplay wedding was just wondering if you were doing anything different??
quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
<<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
Roze wrote:Is your lady a gamer? My friend is having a Cosplay wedding was just wondering if you were doing anything different??
She is, but we are just having a normalish wedding. Though most of the music afterwards will be 80's rock if any of my suggestions have been taken on board
@ DDRE - Haha, thanks
@ EF - Yeah, though I can counter with the rule of "I'm bigger and stronger than you are, so stop with the rules or I will... erm... yes dear..."
Automatically Appended Next Post: Anyway, I am now going to head off to finish packing my stuff, and I will see you all on the other side when I get back in a week and a bit
Thanks for the congratulations
*waves*
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As I said to my former groomsmen when their times came, "dude there's still time. I can get you two thousand dollars and a passport in three hours and the freedom train to Mexico can be yours..."
Congrats, er commisserations...
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
SilverMK2 wrote:
Perhaps a decoder ring for secret messages?
SilverMK2 wrote:
a ring of precious metal
What? Did you think it was for show? Seriously, congrats! I just recently joined the club, back in May of this year.
It'll be a blast, but if you are living with her, then it's nothing new, except getting rid of her is a little more complicated than saying, "Get the feth out".
But, hopefully, all goes well and you two will be together a long time. I would usually say happy for a long time as well, but have come to find out happiness is not a byproduct or even remotely related to marriage.
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-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more.
Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective. Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of. Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be? I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11
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