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2009/10/27 12:49:29
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Member of the Malleus
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I want to die in battle, surrounded by the corpses of my fallen foes. Orcs and Stormtroopers hopefully 
I want there to be an epic feast in my honour, with me at the front of the hall, sitting on a throne of Leather and Steel. There will be Mead, Roast meat, wenches, Ale and Red Bull. (You lot are all invited)
For the final send off, my throne will be put onto a longship, the deck slick with spirits. The longship will be pushed off the beach, past the high cliffs. All of my friends will be on top of the cliff, all with bows and arrows, the arrows points covered in spirit drenched rags. As one, they will ignite their arrows, draw back on the bows, and send my ship and I into firey oblivion. 
Then, they will all go back into the mead hall, lift their tankards and Say, "Hail the victorious dead!"
I then hope to wake up on the back of a Valkyries steed on my way to Valhalla.
I know Frazzled will not be able to reply to this, as last time death came to knock on his door, he brandished his Spiked baseball bat and told Death to get off his dang lawn, but Dakka, if you could choose, how would you go?
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2009/10/27 12:53:17
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an orphanage.
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2009/10/27 12:54:48
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Confessor Of Sins
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I wanted to be chased off a cliff by a horde of naked lesbian Roller derby chicks....
But seriously... wtf is up with this thread?
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2009/10/27 12:56:38
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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why would you be chased by naked lesbian roller derby chicks? I'd let them catch me, and teach them that all their problems in life can be resovled.... by my penis.
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2009/10/27 13:06:14
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Porn actress avalanche.
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We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/10/27 13:10:02
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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reds8n wrote:Porn actress avalanche.
Nice...
I'd either like to jump off a huge bridge and land on the pope, sorry anyone that's relgious... 
or my preferred method of death would be to be standing on a fast moving train heading towards a low bridge (like you get in the movies) then I'd drop kick the bridge with the momentum of the train carrying me forwards and killing me as I drop kick the bridge... I don't know why, I'd like it... 
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"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2009/10/27 13:13:08
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Nice suggestions so far. I really like the Porn actress avalanche.
And Horst, I like your style
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2009/10/27 13:18:40
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Yellin' Yoof
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Just Dave wrote:reds8n wrote:Porn actress avalanche.
Nice...
I'd either like to jump off a huge bridge and land on the pope, sorry anyone that's relgious...
or my preferred method of death would be to be standing on a fast moving train heading towards a low bridge (like you get in the movies) then I'd drop kick the bridge with the momentum of the train carrying me forwards and killing me as I drop kick the bridge... I don't know why, I'd like it...
Why this bridge fetish? 
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2009/10/27 13:31:51
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an empty orphanage.
Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/10/27 13:35:59
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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garret wrote:Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens and puppies.
Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.
Fixed that for YOU.
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2009/10/27 13:39:45
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Jimi Nemesis wrote:garret wrote:Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens .
Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.
Fixed that for YOU.
fixed again.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/10/27 15:42:23
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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garret wrote:Jimi Nemesis wrote:garret wrote:Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens ,where a Hanna montana concert has just started,with the cast of Twilight,High School Musical and Oprah sitting in the audience. .
Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.
Fixed that for YOU.
fixed again.
Fixed yet again. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/10/27 15:47:39
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Plastictrees
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FITZZ wrote:garret wrote:Jimi Nemesis wrote:garret wrote:Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens ,where a Hanna montana concert has just started,with the cast of Twilight,High School Musical and Oprah sitting in the audience. .
Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.
Fixed that for YOU.
fixed again.
Fixed yet again.
You Sir, win the thread.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/10/27 15:49:30
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hang on there a moment.
Miley Cyrus is 18 now...
I say we keep her alive.
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2009/10/27 15:51:52
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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nah, remember, dead chicks are game for anything. And I do mean, ANYTHING.....
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2009/10/27 15:56:11
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Hang on there a moment.
Miley Cyrus is 18 now...
I say we keep her alive.
Granted MGS,...but your in charge of making sure she never sings.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/10/27 16:10:44
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm a strong believer in not talking with your mouth full.
She will come to appreciate my wisdom.
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2009/10/27 16:12:44
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Plastictrees
UK
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:I'm a strong believer in not talking with your mouth full.
She will come to appreciate my wisdom.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/10/27 16:42:25
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Oberleutnant
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Death- being made love to by a beautiful woman when I'm over a hundred.
Funeral- buried in full plate armour with sword and shield to confuse archeologists in the future...
Mick
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Digitus Impudicus! 
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2009/10/27 16:45:09
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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As top gear said-Screaming backwards through the pearly gates in a Buggati Veyron fireball shouting "I'm here, where are the women?".
Funeral-Having 12 chipmunks fighting with swords over my grave, with 11 being sacrificed to my spirit.
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2009/10/27 17:00:03
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Jimi Nemesis wrote:I want to die in battle, surrounded by the corpses of my fallen foes. Orcs and Stormtroopers hopefully
I want there to be an epic feast in my honour, with me at the front of the hall, sitting on a throne of Leather and Steel. There will be Mead, Roast meat, wenches, Ale and Red Bull. (You lot are all invited)
For the final send off, my throne will be put onto a longship, the deck slick with spirits. The longship will be pushed off the beach, past the high cliffs. All of my friends will be on top of the cliff, all with bows and arrows, the arrows points covered in spirit drenched rags. As one, they will ignite their arrows, draw back on the bows, and send my ship and I into firey oblivion.
Then, they will all go back into the mead hall, lift their tankards and Say, "Hail the victorious dead!"
I then hope to wake up on the back of a Valkyries steed on my way to Valhalla.
I know Frazzled will not be able to reply to this, as last time death came to knock on his door, he brandished his Spiked baseball bat and told Death to get off his dang lawn, but Dakka, if you could choose, how would you go?
DOH! you just took mine, anyways movinf on. I want to go out in a pitch battle against legions of raging barbarians! Or perhaps in a epic duel with my mortal enemy as the world burns
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2009/10/27 20:06:29
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Battleship Captain
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Giving my final stand up performance, making it the best one of my life, before diving off the stage to get into a fight to the death with a heckler.
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2009/10/27 20:09:12
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Asphyxiation due to Halle Barry sitting on my face.
I want to be buried vertically head first with my feet sticking out of the dirt. Just to freak people out.
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“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/10/27 20:11:53
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:As top gear said-Screaming backwards through the pearly gates in a Buggati Veyron fireball shouting "I'm here, where are the women?".
Funeral-Having 12 chipmunks fighting with swords over my grave, with 11 being sacrificed to my spirit.
Oh yea thats choice.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/27 20:14:38
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Pfft...
Death will only come for me when he needs somebody to take his place as the harvester of souls.
Until that day when I am called, I shall await for him at the most sacred of grounds....
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2009/10/27 20:31:37
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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After I die, I want to be cremated. Then I want my ashes turned into a semi-precious gem. Then the gem can be mounted on something cool, like a knife, or a ring, or some chicks nipple.
And I want a real nasty wake instead of some boring church funeral. I want every woman I've ever slept with to fight eachother for the right to cry her tears onto my cold dead face. I want all my boys to be standing around outside pouring cheap beer onto the grass as a "sip for the fallen."
Truth be told I hate going to other people's funerals, but when considering my own death I'm not all that frightened. Perhaps it comes with being in my mid 20's and still feeling invulnerable.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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2009/10/27 20:54:25
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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frgsinwntr wrote:I wanted to be chased off a cliff by a horde of naked lesbian Roller derby chicks....
But seriously... wtf is up with this thread?
Point, and, match. I agree, and indeed, what is up with this thread.
Another option for mah funeral, would most definitely involve being launched out of a cannon, into a volcano. Fireworks too, in fact, if there were fireworks, you could just throw my body in the trash for all I care.
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2009/10/27 21:01:30
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Funeral:
Cremated, then have my ashes spread from the cliffs into the ocean.
As for dying?
My favourite way would be later rather than sooner.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/10/27 21:17:24
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Killer Klaivex
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Peacefully in my bed, surrounded by my friends and family.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/10/27 21:21:30
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Death? in a revolutionary civil war, I want to be leading the charge into a certain house painted white, or a certain building with 5 sides.
funeral? no thanks, just go be humans and get on with your lives.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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