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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine






Somewhere in the warp


Above: my death.

Alpharius wrote:I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up! Those women... so darn cute!!!
 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Vermillion wrote:Suffocated in my wifes cleavage. Yes, it's just that amazing.


If I had that situation, I would make damned sure I never died!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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warpcrafter wrote:
Vermillion wrote:Suffocated in my wifes cleavage. Yes, it's just that amazing.


If I had that situation, I would make damned sure I never died!


I'm still here . But I told her that was my wish should I ever be in a position where a mercy killing is needed or she knew I'd prefer not to keep breathing but was unable to communicate it. And yes I specified that way, at least I'll go happy!

   
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smiling Assassin wrote:Backed into a corner, Black Hawk Down style, with some sort of ridiculous ACOG'd sniper rifle (also BHD style), holding off the relentless hordes, and then finally pulling the pins on 4 grenades.

Nice.




sA



This is how I have always wanted to go out. Right here. Being a total fething badass, in a no win situation. You know why? Because: feth you life, I do what I want.

To the darkness I bring fire. To the ignorant I bring faith. Those who welcome these gifts may live, but I will visit naught but death and eternal damnation on those who refuse them.
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Chicago, Illinois

i always wanted to go out saving the world from a nuke. like in call of duty 4 modern warfare. That is how i wanted to go out. go down fighting as a hero while saving 500,000,000 people at the same time.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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Boosting Black Templar Biker





Asherian Command wrote:i always wanted to go out saving the world from a nuke. like in call of duty 4 modern warfare. That is how i wanted to go out. go down fighting as a hero while saving 500,000,000 people at the same time.


Why stop at 500,000,000?

To the darkness I bring fire. To the ignorant I bring faith. Those who welcome these gifts may live, but I will visit naught but death and eternal damnation on those who refuse them.
+++ Chaplain Grimaldus of the Black Templars, Hero of Helsreach +++
The Vengeance Crusade
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Faith and Fire
The Ammobunker
Gamertag: MarshalTodt
 
   
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Revving Ravenwing Biker






Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.

death by zombies/facehuggers/japan
while listening good techno
so good I would come back and slay all
other than japan

*Blank stare* 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Asherian Command wrote:i always wanted to go out saving the world from a nuke. like in call of duty 4 modern warfare. That is how i wanted to go out. go down fighting as a hero while saving 500,000,000 people at the same time.

You know there are like 9 billion people in the world, right?

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard






Newcastle, OZ

Heh. You can't save them all.


I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Plastictrees



UK

chromedog wrote:Heh. You can't save them all.



Thats what you think?

*Puts cape on and jumps out window, you hear a crashing sound a car alarm going off*

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Werewolf of Angmar





Anchorage

Out of all ammo except a pistol. Surrounded by the members of my squad in a situation with absolutely no hope of survival. Picture of my girlfriend in one hand, wrapped around my pistol. A kbar in the other, a handful of grenades nearby.

Fethin' amazing way to go. Damn.

Rico...

"Well, looks can be deceiving."
"Not as deceiving as a low down, dirty... Deceiver." 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Am I the only one here who wants to die peacefully?

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Yes cause your a sucker.

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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Plastictrees



UK

Cheese Elemental wrote:Am I the only one here who wants to die peacefully?


Its cause your already dead.

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Lord-Loss wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Am I the only one here who wants to die peacefully?


Its cause your already dead.

'NO CHEESE, YOU ARE THE CORPSES'

And then Cheese was a zombie.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Plastictrees



UK

I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

More and more I want to go down in glorious battle. Against bogans or those god damned scene kids.
Then have my previous post happen Sodomy and bloodshed in my name.

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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Plastictrees



UK

Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.



Er..This is kind of awkward, but I think I just ate your brother.

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Lord-Loss wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.



Er..This is kind of awkward, but I think I just ate your brother.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to hunt you down and murder you with a cheese-grater.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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I wouldn't want to save everyone on this planet.

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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UK

Fateweaver wrote:I wouldn't want to save everyone on this planet.


Why exactly would the rest of the world wanna save you?

There are plenty more arrogant yanks out there.


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Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.



Er..This is kind of awkward, but I think I just ate your brother.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to hunt you down and murder you with a cheese-grater.



Oh well, its better then being hunted down by ShadowBrand *shudders*

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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

My reputation proceeds me.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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[DCM]
.







I really don't like the OT Forum.

It makes me do this:



Instead of this:



Still, maybe some day!


Oh yes - NO personal attacks allowed.

Even in THIS place.

OK?

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Vahalla

Shadowbrand; The living incarnation of everything Black Metal.

Spikes, blood, sodomy, bloody sodomy, bloody spikes, spiky sodomy and bloody spikes


Jimi supports METAL

We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth

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Forever alone

Jimi Nemesis wrote:Shadowbrand; The living incarnation of everything Black Metal.

Spikes, blood, sodomy, bloody sodomy, bloody spikes, spiky sodomy and bloody spikes

That sounds painful...

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




Why exactly would the rest of the world wanna save you?

There are plenty more arrogant yanks out there.


Perhaps not all of us in America want to save pedophiles or serial rapists or even our own Overlord.

I may be arrogant but at least I'm not drinking the Leftist kool-aid.



--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

@Jimi sigged.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Vahalla

Yay! feel special...


Jimi supports METAL

We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth

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