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2009/10/27 21:35:34
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Not screaming in abject terror like my passengers.
What is it with teenagers and their death threads?
How you die is less important than how you LIVE. When you die, you can't exactly go "oh, now that sucked!" now can you? (Well, unless you believe in the great sky faerie and his zombie offspring).
I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
2009/10/27 22:45:43
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
What is it with teenagers and their death threads?
They are further from it than us ancients, they have the luxury of not being confronted with it so, as with so many things, they actively obsess and fixate on it.
2009/10/27 23:46:48
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
I want to be set on fire and thrown off of the empire state building on new year's eve, while still conscious so that I'm screaming the whole way down. That way, the entire area would become a massive memorial to me and anybody who is trampled in the panicked stampede that ensues. And did I mention the tactical nuke up the poop chute? I believe I could endure it in service of a truly epic death.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
2009/10/28 00:41:26
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
I want to die in a bloody raid with lots of rape and looting.
I want my frenzied hedonist followers to fight back in the the heart of hell to get my broken body. Then a great feast will be held in my honor!! With booze and all sorts of awesome food like pizza and hot wings! Then after the feast and resulting orgy. I will be put onto a boat with my favorite servant/lover ritually sacrificed to help me in the after life! Then put onto a boat with all my nice stuff and have it set on fire as I sail off into the Atlantic!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts Slaves to Darkness.3k Word Bearers 2500k Daemons of Chaos
2009/10/28 02:15:48
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Mick A wrote:Death- being made love to by a beautiful woman when I'm over a hundred.
Funeral- buried in full plate armour with sword and shield to confuse archeologists in the future... Mick
Nicely done. That would be pretty cool...
Khornholio wrote:Fighting the Balrog and then smoting his ruin on the mountainside - while Led Zeppelin plays in the background.
Green Blow Fly wrote:I want to take out all my enemies.
G
These are also good.
chromedog wrote:Peacefully in my sleep.
Not screaming in abject terror like my passengers.
What is it with teenagers and their death threads?
How you die is less important than how you LIVE. When you die, you can't exactly go "oh, now that sucked!" now can you? (Well, unless you believe in the great sky faerie and his zombie offspring).
Not the sky Faerie and his Zombie kid, But the rednut with the fuckin' great hammer and his One eyed Pop.
warpcrafter wrote:I want to be set on fire and thrown off of the empire state building on new year's eve, while still conscious so that I'm screaming the whole way down. That way, the entire area would become a massive memorial to me and anybody who is trampled in the panicked stampede that ensues. And did I mention the tactical nuke up the poop chute? I believe I could endure it in service of a truly epic death.
Nuke in the poop chute!? Whatever floats your boat I guess...
Shadowbrand wrote:I want to die in a bloody raid with lots of rape and looting.
I want my frenzied hedonist followers to fight back in the the heart of hell to get my broken body. Then a great feast will be held in my honor!! With booze and all sorts of awesome food like pizza and hot wings! Then after the feast and resulting orgy. I will be put onto a boat with my favorite servant/lover ritually sacrificed to help me in the after life! Then put onto a boat with all my nice stuff and have it set on fire as I sail off into the Atlantic!
Pretty much the same as me then. I knew there was a reason I like you...
Jimi supports METAL
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
2009/10/28 02:18:50
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
2009/10/28 02:23:50
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/10/28 02:26:23
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
I want my body to be rigged up with animatronics, and have an operator in the crowd to suddenly have my body spring up and start "attacking" a preselected victim.
Hilarity would ensue.
2009/10/28 02:36:21
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
I want to be cremated and the entombed in a small crypt in the mountains surrounded by all my miniatures (no manuals or other clues) so in 5000 years time archeologists will go nuts trying to solve the riddle of my death.
M.
Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though."
2009/10/28 02:56:16
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Your side is always the "will of the people" the other side is always fundamentalist, extremist, hatemongers, racists, anti- semitic nazies with questionable education and more questionable hygiene. American politics 101.
-SGT Scruffy
~10,000 pts (Retired)
Protectorate of Menoth 75pts (and Growing)
2009/10/28 03:00:06
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/10/28 12:44:43
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Backed into a corner, Black Hawk Down style, with some sort of ridiculous ACOG'd sniper rifle (also BHD style), holding off the relentless hordes, and then finally pulling the pins on 4 grenades.
Nice.
sA
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"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.
2009/10/28 12:53:22
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
2009/10/28 14:27:28
Subject: Re:What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
I don't really care how I die, when its time to go, you go. But my funeral is gonna be bitchin! I'm talking party of the century, "hallowed be thy name" by Iron maiden and "Pet Semetary" by the Ramones must be played, then everyone will hit the manditory mega blunt; it will be 3 feet long and consist of a pound of reefer. Then women will bawl their eyes out as my corpse is loaded into a cannon and fired towards Canada. Why Canada you ask? It's not because I hate canada or anything, but It will be utterly confusing to them, and my spirit will get a kick out of it. As for this faerie and zombie you speak of, i have no idea what you are referring to, but I think Norman Greenbaum summed up where I'm headed best.
2009/10/28 14:38:06
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
When you get older you quit thinking how'd you'd die and start thinking you just wanna make it to your daughter's wedding. Later you'll start thinking "I woke up this morning. Today's going to be a good day."
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/10/28 19:00:03
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Frazz, back in your youth you were worried about waking up to a TRex in your face.
--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
2009/10/28 19:04:57
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Shagged to death by Girls Aloud, then by body donated to Science that I might be cloned, and continue to die by bonking hot Girl Bands for many millenia to come.
Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.
2009/10/28 21:28:16
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Knowing Frazz he'll take credit for inventing fire.
--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
2009/10/28 21:49:22
Subject: What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be?
Those hooligan mitochandira, all getting fancy for the ladies. Back in my day we had amebas, and were darn tootin glad we had 'em.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
a rhino if I live to be 99.
~10,000 pts (Retired)
Protectorate of Menoth 75pts (and Growing) 
