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I don't do fights because ill just run. I got better things to do then risk getting hurt. Although if I got cornered I'd probably pull a Varg Vikernes and stab them a good few dozen times.

Besides the penal system is a joke these days. "oh noes I go to jail with a flat screen TV and steak dinners once a week...."

The big problem is I have braces. Nothing feels quite as good as having shards of metal pierce your gums and lips and make your face even more fethed up then it already is.

Also, they outnumber me by a good four to one. I may be one dirty fighting, unfair, uncaring asskicker, but I can only hit so many people or lock them in so many
pain compliance holds at a time.

Other then those problems, I'm pretty good.
Also, his brother wants to fight me apparently becuase I offended the family honor or something.

But na interesting development is that the guy i made the joke about got his butt kicked today.
Most likely by the dozens of redneck homophobes at the school.

I have one tip for whomever ends up in a fight, I've only used it once, and haven't had a fight once.

If the guy your fighting, even for just a second or 2, ends up on the ground, jump on one of their limbs. I broke a bullies leg this way and was never picked on ever again.

My brother busted my leg like that actaully.

We were horsing around and he tripped, and landed on my knee. It pops up about fifteen degrees more then it's supposed to go.
I yank my leg out from underneath him (and pop it back in in the process.) before the knee cap had a chance to roll.

I only had to wear a soft cast for a week, but I still have some trouble in my knee because of it. And this is from when i was six or seven years old.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:My brother busted my leg like that actaully.

We were horsing around and he tripped, and landed on my knee. It pops up about fifteen degrees more then it's supposed to go.
I yank my leg out from underneath him (and pop it back in in the process.) before the knee cap had a chance to roll.

I only had to wear a soft cast for a week, but I still have some trouble in my knee because of it. And this is from when i was six or seven years old.

See, it's both simple and effective.

Whats on my mind? Well for starters... there is the donkey cave of a neighbor of mine and his obnoxious wife. And then there is the hellhole that is the work day of a social worker.... Huzzah for chasing mad kids around and getting dragged into meetings with dull pll and more paperwork afterward

Shadowbrand wrote:I don't do fights because ill just run.

Very un-Viking, dude. Very un-Viking.

Khornholio wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:I don't do fights because ill just run.

Very un-Viking, dude. Very un-Viking.

Unless he runs to get his axe.

Soladrin wrote:I have one tip for whomever ends up in a fight, I've only used it once, and haven't had a fight once.

If the guy your fighting, even for just a second or 2, ends up on the ground, jump on one of their limbs. I broke a bullies leg this way and was never picked on ever again.

only problem with that tactic is that in the US, if you do that, and someone wants to go to court over it, you'll be facing a minimum of "Attempted Murder" as a federal offense. Something to do with hitting "defenseless" people while they are on the ground or some such

I am tired of a friend of mine saying how much metal sucks. he says all they do is play on chord and that it isnt fast. he also says lyrics are dumb.
Any comebacks i could use?

garret wrote:I am tired of a friend of mine saying how much metal sucks. he says all they do is play on chord and that it isnt fast. he also says lyrics are dumb.
Any comebacks i could use?

Go tell him to listen to Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell" or ask "Well if metal sucks so much then what do you listen to?".

He listen to bands like muse and vampire weekend.

garret wrote:He listen to bands like muse and vampire weekend.

So basically modern . Also garret what type of metal do you listen to black, thrash, glam, folk, viking, etc, etc...?

speed. Mostly thaat. the occastional death.
mostly play megadeth and manowar.

garret wrote:I am tired of a friend of mine saying how much metal sucks. he says all they do is play on chord and that it isnt fast. he also says lyrics are dumb.
Any comebacks i could use?

Well tell him that alternative rock sucks cause they all sing with nasally voices, therefore they sing with there nose not their voice, plus they sound like and act like girls.

garret wrote:speed. Mostly thaat. the occastional death.
mostly play megadeth and manowar.

Manowar and megadeath are more of the classic heavy melodic metal

youbedead wrote:

garret wrote:speed. Mostly thaat. the occastional death.
mostly play megadeth and manowar.

Manowar and megadeath are more of the classic heavy melodic metal

Manowar is power metal and Megadeth is thrash.

garret wrote:He listen to bands like muse and vampire weekend.

I fething LOVE METAL, but I like Muse (a great pants crowbar for the ladies) and I despise Vampire Weekend (utter drivel).

As for fighting, fight dirty (especially when outnumbered), fistfighting isn't honorable unless it's boxing. I haven't been in a fight in ages, mainly because I was one of the strongest guys on our FB team in HS.

Break and dislocate fingers, ankles, wrists, bite if you must, kick the sides of knees, groin kicks, throat chops, claw at their eyes. Nobody wants to fight a madman, they've got nothing to lose. If they attack you, feth 'em, they started it.

I try to tell him stuff like "it is not the music it is the message i like"
Or
"It is about the emotion behind a song"
another problem he goes on sights that show how they play and show how simple it is to play.

garret wrote:I try to tell him stuff like "it is not the music it is the message i like"
Or
"It is about the emotion behind a song"
another problem he goes on sights that show how they play and show how simple it is to play.

Tell him that rage is an emotion, or will he deny truth?

garret wrote:I try to tell him stuff like "it is not the music it is the message i like"
Or
"It is about the emotion behind a song"
another problem he goes on sights that show how they play and show how simple it is to play.

"Well tell him that alternative rock sucks cause they all sing with nasally voices, therefore they sing with there nose not their voice, plus they sound like and act like girls."

Was that good comeback though?

@Khornholio

Bah. I would run but they would return to find their women stolen and the elderly and children BRUTALLY murdered in the name of the allfather.

They would also find their fridge empty!

Just chilling listening to some beats and avoiding any serious studying. Jenkees is DA BOMB! "i"^o^"i"

Feeling pretty crap in body and mind.

Shadowbrand wrote:@Khornholio

Bah. I would run but they would return to find their women stolen and the elderly and children BRUTALLY murdered in the name of the allfather.

They would also find their fridge empty!

You'd have to put the heads of the elderly and children in the foodless fridge to get "Viking" status back, dude.

This thread is nearing it's 90th page.

Well done everyone, well done. If we keep it together for just a few more weeks, we can break 100. Come on people, pull it together
so we can reach that wonderful landmark!

But 89 is such a good number, do we really want to move on any futher?

I don't.



Aww, go on then.

Shadowbrand wrote:@Khornholio

Bah. I would run but they would return to find their women stolen and the elderly and children BRUTALLY murdered in the name of the allfather.

They would also find their fridge empty!

Yes sounds like a plan, add some town burning, raping of nuns AND drinking of all their beer THEN are we talking. And a burning Shadowbrand signature on the nearby hillside

My hand has healed. Back to guitar my vocals have gotten pretty good however.

I am fething happier then a priest in a daycare.