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2009/12/01 02:06:14
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/01 02:08:22
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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2009/12/01 02:13:03
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Mysterious Techpriest
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That's....awful. Yet I lol'd.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/12/01 02:14:57
Subject: Re:Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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It's hardly deadly, or even injurious unless he tries too hard to free willie. And he may have deserved it.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/12/01 03:19:01
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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He might have. I just think it's funny to choose superglue to assault someone with.
I guess it does have 1,001 uses.  Hadn't pictured gluing penises as one of them. Good news for those people with a detachable penis that want to make it permanent
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/01 03:20:18
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Killer Klaivex
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I would have used a welding torch instead.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/12/01 04:18:58
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Pyre Troll
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I would have used a welding torch instead.
clearly 4chan has scoured the mercy from your soul.
also, that had to be an awkward talk with a police officer for that guy
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2009/12/02 11:41:10
Subject: Re:Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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O my!That must take sum 'elp from takitkul genius CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/02 11:42:29
 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
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2009/12/02 12:21:54
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Fateweaver wrote:He might have. I just think it's funny to choose superglue to assault someone with.
I guess it does have 1,001 uses. Hadn't pictured gluing penises as one of them. Good news for those people with a detachable penis that want to make it permanent
Anybody who has put together metal miniatures with it knows that superglue is hardly permanent, or even very dependable.
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2009/12/02 12:46:09
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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warpcrafter wrote:Fateweaver wrote:He might have. I just think it's funny to choose superglue to assault someone with.
I guess it does have 1,001 uses. Hadn't pictured gluing penises as one of them. Good news for those people with a detachable penis that want to make it permanent
Anybody who has put together metal miniatures with it knows that superglue is hardly permanent, or even very dependable.
Yes, if GW glue had been used then it would have broke the instant he saw an attractive young lady
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2009/12/02 12:52:44
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Yeah, i guess the guy will be fine if they used GW branded glue.
Edit: Ninja'd 
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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2009/12/02 21:08:08
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Sheffield, City of University and Northern-ness
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why does this story remind me of Two and a Half Men?
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2009/12/02 21:47:49
Subject: Re:Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Goliath wrote:why does this story remind me of Two and a Half Men?
I believe it was the episode where Rose super-glued Charlies sack to his inner thigh... Again...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/02 21:48:23
I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool  )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/02 21:52:43
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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What the story didn't say was that he had been screwing around on his wife with each of the three women. They found and went to town so to speak. Sounds like alls well that ends well.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/12/02 22:05:58
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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see, if they were truly vindictive they probably could have orchestrated something much, much better than simply gluing his dick to his leg.
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2009/12/02 22:06:26
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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From what I recollect that wasn't the only thing they did.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/12/02 22:45:50
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Goliath wrote:why does this story remind me of Two and a Half Men?
Because they ripped that episode off Reservoir Dogs?
Reservoir Dogs wrote:
EDDIE
Nobody knows for sure what he did.
We just know he did something. Anyway,
Elois plays it real cool. And waits
for the next time this bag of s---
gets drunk. So one night the guy
gets drunk and passes out on the
couch. So while the guy's inebriated,
she strips him naked. Then she takes
some crazy glue and glues his dick
to his belly.
EDDIE
I'm dead f---in' serious. She put
some on his dick and some on his
belly, then stuck 'em together. The
paramedics had to come and cut it
loose.
MR. WHITE
Jesus Christ!
FREDDY
You can do some crazy things with
it.
EDDIE
I don't know what he did to her, but
she got even.
MR. WHITE
Was he all pissed off?
MR. PINK
How would you feel if you had to do
a handstand every time you took a
piss.
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2009/12/02 22:56:36
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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Quality quote DD 
Not sure what was more funny, the story, or your quote XD
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2009/12/02 23:04:23
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Reservoir Dogs is one of my favorite movies - such a great little movie. If you haven't see it, rent it!
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2009/12/02 23:06:47
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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I don't know if I'd call it a great movie... it was certainly pretty entertaining... but twisted as gak.
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2009/12/02 23:18:18
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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JohnHwangDD wrote:Goliath wrote:why does this story remind me of Two and a Half Men?
Because they ripped that episode off Reservoir Dogs?
Maybe, but the episode of Two and A Half Men was scrotum to inner thigh IIRC, not dick to belly.
I think Ron White that used that for a joke though... "Hehe, still itches..."
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 00:59:58
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Why is it called 'Krazie Glue'? Because it's sticky?
That's the MINIMUM I expect from a glue.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/03 02:02:47
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I only use Loctite brand superglue. I've actually had pewter parts bend and break off before the glue would break.
Krazie Glue brand sucks though. Just looking at it will make the glue break.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/03 02:16:35
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Fateweaver wrote:I only use Loctite brand superglue. I've actually had pewter parts bend and break off before the glue would break.
Krazie Glue brand sucks though. Just looking at it will make the glue break.
QFT. I have tried lots of glue, trying to be as thrifty as possible... They all suck except for the stuff I get at my FLGS. It has the name of the store on it, and it is GOOOOD gak! 
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 02:33:06
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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tblock1984 wrote:QFT. I have tried lots of glue, trying to be as thrifty as possible... They all suck except for the stuff I get at my FLGS. It has the name of the store on it, and it is GOOOOD gak!
I assume you're talking about BSI glue?  http://wwww.bsi-inc.com/ http://wwww.bsi-inc.com/Pages/hobby/ca.html Good stuff and available at practically every hobby shop in the country. Their rubberized IC-2000 glue is awesome for RC car tires.
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2009/12/03 02:34:53
Subject: Re:Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Why, yes, that does indeed look the same. Except mine is purple and says EndGame.
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 02:45:38
Subject: Re:Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/12/03 02:49:10
--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/03 02:51:37
Subject: Re:Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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tblock1984 wrote:Why, yes, that does indeed look the same. Except mine is purple and says EndGame.
BSI sells an unlabled version that hobby shops put their name on. If you look at the label, I'm sure "EndGame" is printed on a sticker that's been attached over the BSI label. The purple is simply a different cure rate. I think BSI makes over a dozen versions of CA for different use, each with a different color. Click the 2nd link, and you'll see...
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2009/12/03 02:56:05
Subject: Re:Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Fateweaver wrote:Deleted
Kupo o.O?
Why for you deletaru?
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool )
"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/12/03 06:07:18
Subject: Assaulted with Krazie Glue
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Stupid link wasn't working...was gonna post up a pic of the glue I use.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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