40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Melissia**

You get a summary execution.

I insert Khorne's favorite chainaxe.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Michael Myers.

I insert Freddy Krueger.

**snurl**

You get a nightmare.

I insert Barbecue sauce.

**sing your life**

You get french fries in a chocolate sauce.

I insert Jamesgang.

**snurl**

You get volley fire.

I insert a morning star.

**JamesGang**

You receive Simon Belmont.

I insert the East German women's Olympic team

**ZergSmasher**

You get weinerschnitzel.

I insert Pikachu.

**snurl**

You get a Neopet.

I insert Red 5.

**sing your life**

You get an x-wing.

I insert hyperspace.

**BioVass**

You receive a Red 6.

I insert a snotling.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a schnozberry.

I insert Willy Wonka.

**snurl**

You get Wilder.

I insert Windex.

**sing your life**

You get nerve gas.

I insert a petrol engine.

**snurl**

You get 17 miles per gallon.

I insert the Elder Scrolls.

**sing your life**

You get Mojang's Scrolls game.

I insert the KV-2 tank.

**snurl**

You get a big old can of whup-ass.

I insert a Lair.

**sing your life**

You get that crappy old game called Lair that thought the PS3 was a Wii.

I insert chemistry.

**snurl**

You get a measurable reaction.

I insert Seven Heads.

**sing your life**

You get a flaming arrow fired at you.

I insert Hindu mythology.

**snurl**

You get a Fakir.

I insert Lembas.

**2BlackJack1**

You get bread with maggots in it.

I insert a fifteen and a half foot pole.

**sing your life**

You get a lightsabre.

I insert David Bowie.

**snurl**

You get the young americans.

I insert a steel ruler.

**sing your life**

You get a katana.

I insert myself into the machine.

**snurl**

You get stuck in.

**JamesGang**

You receive a fish slap.

I insert 40 painted Zulu!

**ZergSmasher**

You get 40 bare plastic Kroot.

I insert a rare Magic: The Gathering card.

**sing your life**

You get a Pokémon.

Inserted a clock.

**snurl**

You get Alarmed.

I insert Mealie Bags.

**sing your life**

You get a pocket rocket.

I insert Snurl.